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LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
edited September 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Discuss.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
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    Discuss.

    I'd open her box...

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
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    Discuss.

    I'd open her box...

    I'd hit it!

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    preacher beat me to it

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Pandora-waterhouse.jpg

    Discuss.

    I'd open her box...
    Well, you'd hope you would at least.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bluh, now you will never see my breakdown of the japanese election [chat]

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    fuck gendered marketing
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    I'd open her Pandora's box.

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The dishes never end. I quit housewifing.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    [insert crude reference to girl's physical attractiveness]

    [insert boner]

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    I'd open her Pandora's box.

    That is actually the name of the lingerie store near my Alma Mater

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher, is this one more along your alley?
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'd put my penis in her vagina.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    In my DVR I have the Psych, the Good Wife, Glee, Modern Family, Cougar Town, and FlashForward. And I don't know what to watch.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The whole "hope stays in the chest" thing always confused me.

    What the hell was hope doing in there?

    Wouldn't you want hope to be wandering the earth?

    Does this mean that there is no hope because it is still trapped in the box?

    Or that hope is a horrible thing?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    The whole "hope stays in the chest" thing always confused me.

    What the hell was hope doing in there?

    Wouldn't you want hope to be wandering the earth?

    Does this mean that there is no hope because it is still trapped in the box?

    Or that hope is a horrible thing?
    She didn't know hope was still in there. She closed it when she realized what was getting out and was too scared to open it again.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    The whole "hope stays in the chest" thing always confused me.

    What the hell was hope doing in there?

    Wouldn't you want hope to be wandering the earth?

    Does this mean that there is no hope because it is still trapped in the box?

    Or that hope is a horrible thing?

    Yea I never got it either

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Box always strikes me as an unseemly euphemism.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    I'd get her pregnant behind 7/11.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    In my DVR I have the Psych, the Good Wife, Glee, Modern Family, Cougar Town, and FlashForward. And I don't know what to watch.

    The good wife? What the fuck elki?

    And jucar, hope is only in the chest because after you let out all the evil you want something like hope to hope that things will get better.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    I'd open her Pandora's box.

    Why am I not surprised that Elki would unleash evil, disease and strife upon all of mankind just to satisfy his curiosity?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Leitner wrote: »
    Box always strikes me as an unseemly euphemism.

    Yeah I always prefer something more cultured like Cunt Flaps, or Cock Sheath.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Box always strikes me as an unseemly euphemism.

    Yeah I always prefer something more cultured like Cunt Flaps, or Cock Sheath.
    Squish mitten.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Or that hope is a horrible thing?

    It can be.

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    EriosErios Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fuck my cold. I was silly and thought the regular dosage of sudafed corresponded with the reformulated version yesterday. So I took like three of them per dose and enough robitussin to drown a man. To say the least, I felt like I had undergone Degree Absolute from The Prisoner. Reading labels, huzzah!

    Clearly I make good choices.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    In the ham wallet

    Cattle prod the oyster ditch
    With the lap rocket

    Batter dip the cranny ax
    In the gut locker

    Retrofit the pudding hatch
    Ooh la la
    With the boink swatter

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush

    Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Marinate the nether rod
    In the squish mitten

    Power drill the yippee bog
    With the dude piston

    Pressure wash the quiver bone
    In the bitch wrinkle

    Cannonball the fiddle cove
    Ooh la la
    With the pork steeple

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush

    Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Box always strikes me as an unseemly euphemism.

    Yeah I always prefer something more cultured like Cunt Flaps, or Cock Sheath.
    Squish mitten.

    Dick cozy's one of my favorites.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    I saw that Kurosawa movie. It was aight but soooo slow.

    I prefer Yojimbo.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Also, Hedgie sounds as white as he is.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    The Honey Pot.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    In my DVR I have the Psych, the Good Wife, Glee, Modern Family, Cougar Town, and FlashForward. And I don't know what to watch.

    The good wife? What the fuck elki?

    And jucar, hope is only in the chest because after you let out all the evil you want something like hope to hope that things will get better.

    But it is in the chest that keeps those things from entering the world!

    So there is no hope in the world because it's in the box!

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the "Extra pocket"

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    The Honey Pot.

    Delicious sandwiches.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vagina

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    In my DVR I have the Psych, the Good Wife, Glee, Modern Family, Cougar Town, and FlashForward. And I don't know what to watch.

    The good wife? What the fuck elki?

    And jucar, hope is only in the chest because after you let out all the evil you want something like hope to hope that things will get better.

    But it is in the chest that keeps those things from entering the world!

    So there is no hope in the world because it's in the box!
    Or, the only way to have hope is to get into the box.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    The Honey Pot.

    Delicious sandwiches.

    You're thinking of the Honey Hole.

    The rest is correct, though.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »

    But it is in the chest that keeps those things from entering the world!

    So there is no hope in the world because it's in the box!

    Jucar you are looking at this way too literally. Hope is always around, just like evil is always around, pandora didn't let anything out. The box was inside us all along dumbo!

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    In my DVR I have the Psych, the Good Wife, Glee, Modern Family, Cougar Town, and FlashForward. And I don't know what to watch.

    The good wife? What the fuck elki?

    And jucar, hope is only in the chest because after you let out all the evil you want something like hope to hope that things will get better.

    But it is in the chest that keeps those things from entering the world!

    So there is no hope in the world because it's in the box!
    Or, the only way to have hope is to get into the box.

    I wonder if Pandora was a contortionist.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    In my DVR I have the Psych, the Good Wife, Glee, Modern Family, Cougar Town, and FlashForward. And I don't know what to watch.

    The good wife? What the fuck elki?

    I'm not sure. It could e interesting if it turns out to be not a generic courtroom drama.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »

    But it is in the chest that keeps those things from entering the world!

    So there is no hope in the world because it's in the box!

    Jucar you are looking at this way too literally. Hope is always around, just like evil is always around, pandora didn't let anything out. The box was inside us all along dumbo!

    No it's because women are sinners and whores that there is evil in the world.

    Same shit Eve pulled. Bitches.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Vagina

    You can't just whip it out like that around here. :P

    Grown up words scare most internet-men.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »

    But it is in the chest that keeps those things from entering the world!

    So there is no hope in the world because it's in the box!

    Jucar you are looking at this way too literally. Hope is always around, just like evil is always around, pandora didn't let anything out. The box was inside us all along dumbo!

    No it's because women are sinners and whores that there is evil in the world.

    Same shit Eve pulled. Bitches.

    There was a goddamn apple in the box wasn't there.

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