My xbox...

bagler

Has red rings, I am pretty sure that it's marrying someone else, I'm in such a low place. I trusted my xbox, and now it has to cheat on me. How am I going to live with myself now?

*country music plays in the background, when you see the bagler take another drink from his whiskey bottle and proceeds to hit the blow-up doll that has previously satisfied his desires*

Yes, I don't know how I'm going to deal with this, I might just pick up my gitir, drink some whiskey, and sing---

UnbreakableVow

Son, have you ever thought about putting faith in a higher power?

Dehumanized

unless you've gone a full three years before problems, it's only like a 2-week-tops repair. send it in, watch TV instead or something while you wait.

Hotlead Junkie

Smear it with butter and put it in the mircowave. That should fix it.

Bionic Monkey

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

Son, have you ever thought about putting faith in a higher power?

Son, reject the false prophets.

RavynBlackheart

Hotlead Junkie wrote: »

Smear it with butter and put it in the mircowave. That should fix it.

Butter won't work, it has to be margarine mixed with pork fat.

deowolf

Hotlead Junkie wrote: »

Smear it with butter and put it in the mircowave. That should fix it.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN. IT IS BAD ADVICE AND WILL ONLY RUIN YOUR EQUIPMENT.




Pros use cream cheese.

Synthesis

Bionic Monkey wrote: »

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

Son, have you ever thought about putting faith in a higher power?

Son, reject the false prophets.

I...just don't understand where this is going. Or where it has been.

In any case, OP, unless your console is more than 3 years old, you can get it repaired for free.

Saiga

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

Son, have you ever thought about putting faith in a higher power?

Drake

deowolf wrote: »

Hotlead Junkie wrote: »

Smear it with butter and put it in the mircowave. That should fix it.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN. IT IS BAD ADVICE AND WILL ONLY RUIN YOUR EQUIPMENT.




Pros use cream cheese.

And you shouldn't microwave it. Ever.

You need to put it in the freezer for the cream cheese to achieve conductivity.

The_Scarab

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

Son, have you ever thought about putting faith in a higher power?

Expected that to be a link to newegg actually. I mean, in PC gaming the term 'higher power' isn't used frivolously.

UnbreakableVow

Yeah but then he'd be making threads like this all the time.

One of my favorite activities is hitting up a thread once a PC version of a console game comes out and watching all the people whine about the various problems with it crashing, they can't get something to install right, etc.

Uselesswarrior

The_Scarab wrote: »

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

Son, have you ever thought about putting faith in a higher power?

Expected that to be a link to newegg actually. I mean, in PC gaming the term 'higher power' isn't used frivolously.

We will game with mouse and keyboards, like our forefathers before us.

Saiga

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

Yeah but then he'd be making threads like this all the time.

One of my favorite activities is hitting up a thread once a PC version of a console game comes out and watching all the people whine about the various problems with it crashing, they can't get something to install right, etc.

My PS3 has crashed three times whilst also managing to nearly destroy a disc in the process, yet my 360 only red-ringed once, so my bias shifts in the other direction.

deowolf

Drake wrote: »

deowolf wrote: »

Hotlead Junkie wrote: »

Smear it with butter and put it in the mircowave. That should fix it.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN. IT IS BAD ADVICE AND WILL ONLY RUIN YOUR EQUIPMENT.




Pros use cream cheese.

And you shouldn't microwave it. Ever.

You need to put it in the freezer for the cream cheese to achieve conductivity.

Where did you learn your science, charlatan? Freezing it will only bring the demons.

Bartholamue

We have a thread for this already. Here:

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=64260