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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm more interested in who gave her such a nice necklace.

    I'd like to shake his hand.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Klyka wrote: »
    In 20 years or so, Germany will be called Turkish Colony of Germania and left over Germans will post terror videos on the internet, all dressed in Lederhosen and Bavarian hats.

    making threats from networks of underground castles

    tapestries in the background

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    So how (if at all) are people reacting to the UBL comments in Germany?

    Is it gonna be a repeat of Madrid?

    Well, how can you react? I don't think it's really influencing people's decision who to vote, and any attack in Germany would probably have exactly the opposite reaction in people and government than these people hope.

    Yeah, have you ever met a pissed off german?

    Against all odds I don't think I have, no.

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Actually neither have I now that I think about it.

    Man germans seem like pretty nice people in general.

    They must be ready to collectively pop at any minute bottling up all that anger.

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I dunno where radio free europe got this picture of the voting but oh man

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    I dunno where radio free europe got this picture of the voting but oh man

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    FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Actually neither have I now that I think about it.

    Man germans seem like pretty nice people in general.

    They must be ready to collectively pop at any minute bottling up all that anger.

    Nah, most Germans are fine with complaining all the time. It's a recreational activity for them.

    Problems only arise when most of them complain about the same thing (Jews, for example).

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    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    'Hey Till, we should do something about those muslim extremists.'

    'I agree, Jan, let's have another pint!'

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    It occurs to me I could never visit germany.

    I can't stand beer.

    Ireland or Scotland would be more up my alley, Mmm whiskey.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Germany is all about alcopops. Or mixed beer drinks.

    Basically anything that gets the 14 year olds drunk and tastes nice and sweet.

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    What is alcopop sounds interesting.

    And mixed beer? That's odd.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i am pretty interested in getting 14 year olds drunk

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ok polanski

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm interested in getting myself drunk without having to drink beer.

    Okay okay, so what would be a good beer to try that doesn't taste like bud light? (only beer I ever tasted, it was like shit in a bottle)

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm interested in getting myself drunk without having to drink beer.

    Okay okay, so what would be a good beer to try that doesn't taste like bud light? (only beer I ever tasted, it was like shit in a bottle)

    Beer enema

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I wish I weren't' out of jack daniels.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What is alcopop sounds interesting.

    And mixed beer? That's odd.

    Alcopops = Alcoholic Pop soda, basically.

    Like, imagine Sprite with lots of alcohol,but you don't taste the alcohol, it just tastes fucking sweet.
    Of course there are so many other flavours too, cherry, strawberry, etc.. it's all about not tasting the alcohol.

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Klyka wrote: »
    What is alcopop sounds interesting.

    And mixed beer? That's odd.

    Alcopops = Alcoholic Pop soda, basically.

    Like, imagine Sprite with lots of alcohol,but you don't taste the alcohol, it just tastes fucking sweet.
    Of course there are so many other flavours too, cherry, strawberry, etc.. it's all about not tasting the alcohol.

    Ah.

    I dunno I usually get drunk off one jack and coke, probably just stick to that seems economical.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Klyka wrote: »
    What is alcopop sounds interesting.

    And mixed beer? That's odd.

    Alcopops = Alcoholic Pop soda, basically.

    Like, imagine Sprite with lots of alcohol,but you don't taste the alcohol, it just tastes fucking sweet.
    Of course there are so many other flavours too, cherry, strawberry, etc.. it's all about not tasting the alcohol.

    Like this,

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    They're usually pretty cheap too.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm interested in getting myself drunk without having to drink beer.

    Okay okay, so what would be a good beer to try that doesn't taste like bud light? (only beer I ever tasted, it was like shit in a bottle)

    do we have an alcohol thread? I'm not very knowledgeable about alcohol, but budweiser is terrible. I know nothing about German beers. Or micro/craft/indie/whatever beers that a lot of beer snobs rant and rave about. State-side... Yeungling is good, affordable beer. Sam Adams has some great beers. Michelob, which is made by Bud, isn't bad. It is not great, I don't think it is worth the price, but it is not bad.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Klyka wrote: »
    In 20 years or so, Germany will be called Turkish Colony of Germania and left over Germans will post terror videos on the internet, all dressed in Lederhosen and Bavarian hats.

    I was wondering when you'd chime in and I'm rather glad you did.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    In 20 years or so, Germany will be called Turkish Colony of Germania and left over Germans will post terror videos on the internet, all dressed in Lederhosen and Bavarian hats.

    I was wondering when you'd chime in and I'm rather glad you did.

    If I don't get to post about turks on the web at least once a day, I die a little inside.
    I actually got some food as a present from a turk I know an hour ago and it was delicious and we had a great time talking.

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    HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    101 wrote: »
    god I hope the CDU loses hard. they're going mad with power
    I mean, a secret police force, only controlled by the state?
    where did I hear that before
    I know it's supposedly not "from the higher ups", but Schäuble is one paranoid constitution-ignoring freak

    what

    basically, some coalition papers got out stating the goal of giving the german national intelligence agency, BND, police rights, but of course, without supervision, because they're a secretive agency
    all in the name of fighting terrrrrrrrism
    Well, does Germany have a federal police force like the FBI that could help out this intelligence agency?

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you accepted a gift from a turk klyka

    you fool, that's how they spread their filthy seed

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    FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Klyka wrote: »
    What is alcopop sounds interesting.

    And mixed beer? That's odd.

    Alcopops = Alcoholic Pop soda, basically.

    Like, imagine Sprite with lots of alcohol,but you don't taste the alcohol, it just tastes fucking sweet.
    Of course there are so many other flavours too, cherry, strawberry, etc.. it's all about not tasting the alcohol.

    Me and some friends found out you can mix a certain type of juice from Aldi (Well known discount supermarket in Germany, where everything is cheap but of relatively decent quality) with vodka and no matter how much alcohol you put in the glas you never taste it, ever. I'm not exaggerating, we've tried 30% vodka, 50% and even 70%. This is way cheaper and more efficent than Alcopops.

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    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm in Germany right now! There's alcohol in everything. I just had a chocolate that had a shot of brandy in it.

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I wanna learn german soon.

    It just happens to share roots with my favorite language, English

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    I'm in Germany right now! There's alcohol in everything. I just had a chocolate that had a shot of brandy in it.

    Shots of Chocolate alcohol are some of the best, we've got milk chocolate shots over here and I have no idea how they work but they are delicious

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    you accepted a gift from a turk klyka

    you fool, that's how they spread their filthy seed

    Well,on the other hand, I do take their money and give them nothing but addiction in return, so it's ok.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    I dunno where radio free europe got this picture of the voting but oh man

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    aw. :D hi buddy! is you votin? yes you is. YESYOUIS.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    that dog looks so bored

    so very very bored

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    that dog looks so bored

    so very very bored

    In that respect he is probably representative of the German electorate.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Also I find it disconcerting that the other dude is running for the national socialist party

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Apparently CDU and FDP are on their win to a big win, SPD has worst result ever, Pirates got 2% :(

    Worst voter participation since the start of the republic. God damn old people and indoctrinated voters!

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    Prof. AwesomeProf. Awesome Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This sucks D:

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sorry guys, I guess Germans won't be able to post here anymore, PA is too violent.

    GG Politics.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    princess madeleine of sweden

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    welp

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Thanks Fari, now we feel even worse about our leaders.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    fucking shit

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What is the Pirate Party

    Why aren't they winning

    I want to vote for them

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