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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    woah joolander

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    I can't believe I'm fooling around on the internet today.

    They should send me to one of those Chinese camps where they kick you with jackboots if you go online.

    look you can ask god for forgiveness for being on the internet

    if there's any day for it, it's today

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Zoolander wrote: »
    woah joolander

    He's nowhere near as ridiculously good looking as you.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I think we're having unseasoned boiled children for dinner
    so as not to be thirsty tomorrow

    the irish way of preparing food

    I was under the impression that was putting everything into a pot and boiling it for 17 and a half hours straight?

    Edit - well played Llama, well played.

    possibly the subtlest swift reference ever

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    futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm always torn between observing high holidays and the fact that I'm not very religious. Stupid personal hypocrisy

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    in general, whenever i reach behind me into a box of mixed plasticware for a fork for a salad i pull out a knife

    i just reached back for a knife to cut some 9-year-old cheddar and i pulled out a fork

    god is angry for me because i am eating after sunset

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Zoolander wrote: »
    woah joolander

    He's nowhere near as ridiculously good looking as you.


    i am really really ridiculously good looking

    but in a jewish way

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    9 year old cheddar what

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    while in israel we got some fresh challah and my mom sliced it

    sliced it! a challah!

    sacrilege

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm not in a position where I can fast easily.

    I'll try but I can't promise anything.

    Worst jew ever.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    holla

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I just had some hushpuppies from a BBQ joint. I would highly recomend them.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    matiisyahu is an awesome jew btw

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i love pork so much

    sorry, tradition

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Is that a diagram of a vagina

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I always have the kol nidre prayer stuck in my head for weeks

    probably because they sing it three fucking times in a row

    Aveinu Malkeinu, we are going to say this prayer four times in deference to you

    Aveinu Malkeinu, hear our prayer

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Ham is motherfucking delicious.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Cloven Hooves

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You bastards had better not make this into a food thread. That's just perverse.

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Veretas wrote: »

    Billy Corgan in a yarmulka

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Ham

    Wrapped in bacon

    With sausage

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    thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I was totally gonna go to services tonight, but there was no parking spots, and I'm feeling lazy

    oh well

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    You bastards had better not make this into a food thread. That's just perverse.

    Yeah, I'm avoiding the food thread and also Pioneer Woman Cooks tomorrow

    Also, guess what the sermon we had was about tonight
    Israel, Iran, and the Obama Administration

    :|

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I would be more jewish but I love ham

    and eating

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ham

    Wrapped in bacon

    With sausage



    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBS!

    DRIPPING WITH SAUCE!

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I would be more jewish but I love ham

    and eating

    Orbs, stop being me

    Now we are going to have to fight for the position of skinny Jewish teenager

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you can't have this body! I found it first!

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    We are Broodax

    We are born in flesh

    But we're going to have to save devouring your body for after we break the fast

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh shit you guys I totally forgot

    the cleveland show is on tonight

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    now I'm picturing broodax with a yarmulka instead of gabe's face on the top of his head

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    A tallit draped around its many arms

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Joolander wrote: »
    Tomorrow's Yom Kippur and i havent had anything to eat since breakfast, and it's and hour and a half before sundown here!!!


    i need things to eat, and lots of them or else i'll be super hungry tomorrow


    so, Yom Kippur thread

    If god really gives a damn what you do or don't eat, he's a jackass.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    but maybe, with all due respect, you're the jackass, because fasting can be a powerful tool for introspection and purification

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    annnd done

    chillest Yom Kippur ever

    now I just have to not eat for three and a half hours, then it's all about the matzoball soup and chicken wings and giant salads and OM NOM NOM

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    wait if i pretend im jewish will I be able to get out of class tomorrow

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sure why not

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