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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Food would be really great right now

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    where all the jews at

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    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    man this whole eating thing?

    pretty top notch

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    fuck guilt

    who wants a hot dog?

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    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    fuck guilt

    who wants a hot dog?

    As long as it aint hebrew national, non of that kosher shit.

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hot dog, nothing.
    I could use some water.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    man, I am not picky about my hotdogs really, but the jews do make a good one

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I really prefer oscar mayer

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    what is "guilt"

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    That is when you feel sorry for something an old book tells you your ancestors did.

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The funny thing is, I don't get hungry, I get sleepy.
    Hence the traditional "Yizkor nap."

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    As a Jewish Nazi sympathizer,

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am presently eating a turkey pannini with bacon and cheese

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Hot dog, nothing.
    I could use some water.

    Man, fuck that, I've been drinking

    Now I feel like crying, though.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It's odd how a jewish mother is world renowned for her ability to guilt.

    But in the catholic religion, we've built an entire faith structure on the concept of being guilty. We don't need a figure reminding us to be so, we're just naturally guilty.

    It is truly the greatest divide between the two faiths.

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The way I see it, Catholics have guilt built in as something everybody has. You have original sin. You have confession. You have theology to deal with guilt (Jesus washes away sin, if I'm not misinterpreted.) In a way, it's acknowledged that you're going to sin, because people are faulty beings.

    I have the sense that in Judaism a sin is something you're just not expected to do in the first place. You're expected to be up to the task. Even though, honestly, I can't imagine how I would take Saturdays off from schoolwork, and I have no idea how I'd manage helping the hungry, and there's no way I can really manage all the rituals, the assumption is that a normal decent person could. Normally I like that attitude, but it's daunting. It's a different kind of guilt.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no no

    you are mistaken

    you catholics are taught, raised, brought up to be guilty

    but us? it comes naturally to us. it is in our jewblood

    and Yum Kippur? that's basically a holiday that's saying

    "hey jews, remember all those days a year you felt guilty? well guess what, you weren't trying hard enough. Why must you always disappoint me"

    so it's a day that makes us feel guilty about not feeling guilty even though we are

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    catholicism owns 8-)

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    organized religion, who needs it

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I mean I respect fasting and Lent and alla that jive but man, if God expects me to follow all those rules, sign me up for hell

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Semites, apparently.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    organized religion, who needs it

    my god eh, can't live with him, can't live without him

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I mean if God's up there, and me being a basically good person isn't enough to get me into heaven, well, fuck it. I've spent my life preparing for eternal torment anyways.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Well, now it's thundering and storming

    I guess this is some wrath of god stuff

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I mean if God's up there, and me being a basically good person isn't enough to get me into heaven, well, fuck it. I've spent my life preparing for eternal torment anyways.

    :^:

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Honestly, I agree with Shoe. I'm going to be a good person. If there is a God, I'm not going to devote my life to satisfying his reckless need for attention.

    (REST REMOVED FOR BEING DUMB)

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Wallhitter, all the Jews everywhere are going to have a big dinner tonight, too

    In fact, that's kind of the point

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    well FUCK.

    why am I such a dumb?

    well either way this thread is making me hungry.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I got in a massive debate with my girlfriend who was brought up Catholic but totally became disillusioned by the time she was like 10

    essentially she now hates the idea of all religion because she thinks they're all essentially Catholicism

    I tried to tell her that not every religion has crazy-guilt and the promise of eternal damnation and I think I got through to her but goddamn she holds a grudge

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    I got in a massive debate with my girlfriend who was brought up Catholic but totally became disillusioned by the time she was like 10

    essentially she now hates the idea of all religion because she thinks they're all essentially Catholicism

    I tried to tell her that not every religion has crazy-guilt and the promise of eternal damnation and I think I got through to her but goddamn she holds a grudge

    Yahweh sux

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    has she ever heard of Buddhism

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pharezon wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    I got in a massive debate with my girlfriend who was brought up Catholic but totally became disillusioned by the time she was like 10

    essentially she now hates the idea of all religion because she thinks they're all essentially Catholicism

    I tried to tell her that not every religion has crazy-guilt and the promise of eternal damnation and I think I got through to her but goddamn she holds a grudge

    Yahweh sux

    hey you

    shut up

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    bro i heard your penis was tiny

    say it ain't so bro

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like Hare Krishna people because they give me free food at school.

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    well if it makes any difference, there is no "hell" in judaism

    as in, no place for eternal suffering

    there is a thing like purgatory, but the longest you stay there is like a year or so

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    well that's a relief

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    bro i heard your penis was tiny

    say it ain't so bro

    ain't true at all

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    why must you lie

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    because this bed is so comfy

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Joolander wrote: »
    well if it makes any difference, there is no "hell" in judaism

    as in, no place for eternal suffering

    there is a thing like purgatory, but the longest you stay there is like a year or so

    where do I submit my application?

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