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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Joolander wrote: »
    well if it makes any difference, there is no "hell" in judaism

    as in, no place for eternal suffering

    there is a thing like purgatory, but the longest you stay there is like a year or so

    where do I submit my application?


    uhhhhh



    paypal me $50 and i'll do it for you?

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    speaking of jews, Everything Is Illuminated is a grrrreat movie

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Yea, I am now a Jew if that's the case.

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Joolander wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    well if it makes any difference, there is no "hell" in judaism

    as in, no place for eternal suffering

    there is a thing like purgatory, but the longest you stay there is like a year or so

    where do I submit my application?


    uhhhhh



    paypal me $50 and i'll do it for you?

    Goddamn jews.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Joolander wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    well if it makes any difference, there is no "hell" in judaism

    as in, no place for eternal suffering

    there is a thing like purgatory, but the longest you stay there is like a year or so

    where do I submit my application?


    uhhhhh



    paypal me $50 and i'll do it for you?

    Goddamn jews.

    Oh come on it sounds reasonable, much better than what they're offering at Goldstein & Co.

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yes! the sun has set!

    i can eat now!

    so how large are those breadbowl things at dominos?

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Guess what we get for dinner at the Hillel?
    Cold pasta salad.
    Falafel.
    Hummus.
    Lox.
    Herring.
    Gefilte fish.
    Basically, every single food that I find unbearably disgusting. That's what's for dinner.
    What does Celly eat for dinner?
    Cheesecake and blueberry pie. Fuck gefilte fish.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuck I ate too much

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    fasting every other day and eating twice as much on your food days apparently has huge health benefits, particularly in regards to longevity

    at least in rats

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    futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm going to my folks house for a leg of lamb apparently.

    hooray!

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    fasting every other day and eating twice as much on your food days apparently has huge health benefits, particularly in regards to longevity

    at least in rats

    rats, humans
    same difference

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    in many ways, yeah!

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    how could someone become disallusioned with catholicism/any religion by the time they're ten

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    when I was ten I didn't have much of a grasp on the finer points of literature either

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    fasting every other day and eating twice as much on your food days apparently has huge health benefits, particularly in regards to longevity

    at least in rats

    I'm not sure about that specific regimen, but the really low caloric intake diet hasn't been proven in humans or any other primates, and it can fuck with your brain

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    well if it makes any difference, there is no "hell" in judaism

    as in, no place for eternal suffering

    there is a thing like purgatory, but the longest you stay there is like a year or so

    where do I submit my application?


    uhhhhh



    paypal me $50 and i'll do it for you?

    Goddamn jews.

    Oh come on it sounds reasonable, much better than what they're offering at Goldstein & Co.

    The application fee is reasonable, but the dues are steep.
    hint: it's your foreskin

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    fasting every other day and eating twice as much on your food days apparently has huge health benefits, particularly in regards to longevity

    at least in rats

    I'm not sure about that specific regimen, but the really low caloric intake diet hasn't been proven in humans or any other primates, and it can fuck with your brain

    That one's kinda a "no shit?" situation.

    Eating about what your body burns just to avoid rotting away isn't a good idea.

    The fast and gorge thing seems counterintuitive, but so do lots of things.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh shit, I'm cut
    I'm in some kind of blood pact with a grim and wrathful mesopotamian god, aren't I

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    so I got to my cousin's house for 6:30
    she had invited us for 6:00 to break the fast but we had to get there late, which was fine

    we got there at 6:30 and her response was "Oh I should start cooking".

    ...

    we ate at 8:15

    so glad I didn't fast today that would have been terrible

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Yeah, I would have fainted by 8:15

    Of course, three stars were in the sky well before that, so you could have eaten

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no, the food wasn't ready
    because she is a terrible host

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Raided her pantry, I mean

    That is beyond rude, not having food ready at break the fast

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yeah dinner was served at 8:15

    then dessert at 10:30
    I wanted to go hoome

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    fasting every other day and eating twice as much on your food days apparently has huge health benefits, particularly in regards to longevity

    at least in rats

    I'm not sure about that specific regimen, but the really low caloric intake diet hasn't been proven in humans or any other primates, and it can fuck with your brain

    That one's kinda a "no shit?" situation.

    Eating about what your body burns just to avoid rotting away isn't a good idea.

    The fast and gorge thing seems counterintuitive, but so do lots of things.

    the amount of people who use 'well you wouldn't expect it to work!' as reasoning why something would work is pretty large

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    fasting every other day and eating twice as much on your food days apparently has huge health benefits, particularly in regards to longevity

    at least in rats

    I'm not sure about that specific regimen, but the really low caloric intake diet hasn't been proven in humans or any other primates, and it can fuck with your brain

    That one's kinda a "no shit?" situation.

    Eating about what your body burns just to avoid rotting away isn't a good idea.

    The fast and gorge thing seems counterintuitive, but so do lots of things.
    Makes sense to me: if an organism eats just enough to stay alive (in lab conditions, so they don't have to exert energy looking for the food), shouldn't the body default to the lowest possible operating mode, slowing down metabolism and thus wear on the body?

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sounds just crazy enough to work

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    But it's retarded.

    I should have made "lab conditions" in huge red font.

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    fasting every other day and eating twice as much on your food days apparently has huge health benefits, particularly in regards to longevity

    at least in rats

    I'm not sure about that specific regimen, but the really low caloric intake diet hasn't been proven in humans or any other primates, and it can fuck with your brain

    That one's kinda a "no shit?" situation.

    Eating about what your body burns just to avoid rotting away isn't a good idea.

    The fast and gorge thing seems counterintuitive, but so do lots of things.

    the amount of people who use 'well you wouldn't expect it to work!' as reasoning why something would work is pretty large

    Yeah, people say stupid things. What's new?

    laughingfuzzball on
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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    but the body has heaps of defence mechanisms that aren't completely necessary and I could easily imagine them being switched off if it's being semi-starved

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    fasting every other day and eating twice as much on your food days apparently has huge health benefits, particularly in regards to longevity

    at least in rats

    I'm not sure about that specific regimen, but the really low caloric intake diet hasn't been proven in humans or any other primates, and it can fuck with your brain

    That one's kinda a "no shit?" situation.

    Eating about what your body burns just to avoid rotting away isn't a good idea.

    The fast and gorge thing seems counterintuitive, but so do lots of things.

    the amount of people who use 'well you wouldn't expect it to work!' as reasoning why something would work is pretty large

    Yeah, people say stupid things. What's new?

    Saying "well duh" and then "yeah but that's what you wouldn't expect" in the same post is silly.

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    fasting every other day and eating twice as much on your food days apparently has huge health benefits, particularly in regards to longevity

    at least in rats

    I'm not sure about that specific regimen, but the really low caloric intake diet hasn't been proven in humans or any other primates, and it can fuck with your brain

    That one's kinda a "no shit?" situation.

    Eating about what your body burns just to avoid rotting away isn't a good idea.

    The fast and gorge thing seems counterintuitive, but so do lots of things.

    the amount of people who use 'well you wouldn't expect it to work!' as reasoning why something would work is pretty large

    Yeah, people say stupid things. What's new?

    Saying "well duh" and then "yeah but that's what you wouldn't expect" in the same post is silly.

    There's a significant difference between saying something must be true because it makes no sense at all, and saying that something isn't necessarily untrue for differing from what one would assume.

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Um... how about the fact that even if it does extend life, you're not going to perform very well on CR while you're alive?

    They're just measuring how long the rats live. They don't care if they get lethargic or grouchy or forget how to integrate by parts. They don't give rats tiny little barbells to see how their strength holds up. I mean, if we're just talking physical performance, it should be pretty clear that fasting isn't good for you, or NFL champions/Olympic swimmers/etc would be doing it.

    I do have a friend who sometimes eats one meal a day for weeks (he's in the military and sometimes has to) and he swears up and down it's just fine. And of course Muslims do it during Ramadan. That probably doesn't do you any damage. It's still probably not the best for mental or physical performance, though, imo.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ugh integration by parts, I'm supposed to know how to do that

    maybe if I keep putting off learning it, it will go away

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Um... how about the fact that even if it does extend life, you're not going to perform very well on CR while you're alive?

    They're just measuring how long the rats live. They don't care if they get lethargic or grouchy or forget how to integrate by parts. They don't give rats tiny little barbells to see how their strength holds up. I mean, if we're just talking physical performance, it should be pretty clear that fasting isn't good for you, or NFL champions/Olympic swimmers/etc would be doing it.

    I do have a friend who sometimes eats one meal a day for weeks (he's in the military and sometimes has to) and he swears up and down it's just fine. And of course Muslims do it during Ramadan. That probably doesn't do you any damage. It's still probably not the best for mental or physical performance, though, imo.

    in my personal experience it also has a lot to do with the quality of military cooking. or rather, military "cooking". usually the only meal that is in any way edible is lunch, so people cut down to only eating that.

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It's more that he's in the field and has to carry all his food in a backpack for a couple weeks at a time. He says that given enough dip, he's not hungry. I know I couldn't do it. The Marines are different from you and me.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I didn't eat anything until about 1030 last night

    not because of yom kippur or anything, but because i actually forgot to eat

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dip is most definitely a suitable meal replacement.

    Copenhagen helps you cope.

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