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I am under attack by a giant piggy bank

EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
ING is filming a commercial right outside my apartment in Newark. There is a giant inflated piggy bank balloon hovering menacingly outside my window. There's an elderly woman being filmed for repeated takes screeching 'IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP, AMERICA!" in front of a number of other actors looking on in bedazzlement at the giant flying pig.

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That is all.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    mmmmm bacon

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pop it

    DO IT

    POP IT

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My first thought was this

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    Pop it

    DO IT

    POP IT

    POP IT LIKE IT'S HOT

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yes, do what the Jew says

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you heard the man!

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am clearly the only one brave enough to combat the porcine menace.

    Let me go get an authentic decorative katana and charge at the bastard.

    More seriously, these guys are being total pricks. I'm trying to walk into my apartment building and I'm being stopped every other goddamn step by someone who tells me I'm not supposed to be there.

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    Pop it

    DO IT

    POP IT

    I cannot even imagine why you were busy taking pictures and NOT popping it.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERI-*POP*

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    nice
    dress up as osama bin laden and pop it

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It's already on it's way down. They keep trying to reinflate it because the feet are like empty airbags right now.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Will America wake up?

    T. J. Nutty Nub on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    See if you can have the balloon when they're done

    Gumpy on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    looks like new york?

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    WE SALUTE YOU, OUR HALF-INFLATED SWINE LORD

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  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Inflate a giant Garfield. Ensure that battle ensues.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Yes, I too immediately thought this was a Zim-related stunt.

    The one where he has to get his ship back and he disguises the repair platform as a pig balloon and the computer is all, "Processing... PROCESSING."

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ein wrote: »
    I am clearly the only one brave enough to combat the porcine menace.

    Let me go get an authentic decorative katana and charge at the bastard.

    More seriously, these guys are being total pricks. I'm trying to walk into my apartment building and I'm being stopped every other goddamn step by someone who tells me I'm not supposed to be there.

    I had a job once doing this as a production assistant, which basically translates to bitch-work. Trust me, we don't LIKE telling people this, but when the fourteenth take gets interrupted by some guy, our tempers run short.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I wonder if they got that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i bet they're inflating it with swine flu
    its all a conspiracy by the drug companies and the banks
    wake up america

    Zoolander on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    WE SALUTE YOU, OUR HALF-INFLATED SWINE LORD

    \m/ OY \m/

    #pipe on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    See if you can have the balloon when they're done

    to store change

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ein wrote: »
    I am clearly the only one brave enough to combat the porcine menace.

    Let me go get an authentic decorative katana and charge at the bastard.

    More seriously, these guys are being total pricks. I'm trying to walk into my apartment building and I'm being stopped every other goddamn step by someone who tells me I'm not supposed to be there.

    Ignore them. Be a man, jesus.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i accidentally walked through a Date Night shooting

    completely oblivious to tina fey and steve carrell walking right behind me

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I feel like taking a nap, America.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ein wrote: »
    I am clearly the only one brave enough to combat the porcine menace.

    Let me go get an authentic decorative katana and charge at the bastard.

    More seriously, these guys are being total pricks. I'm trying to walk into my apartment building and I'm being stopped every other goddamn step by someone who tells me I'm not supposed to be there.

    I had a job once doing this as a production assistant, which basically translates to bitch-work. Trust me, we don't LIKE telling people this, but when the fourteenth take gets interrupted by some guy, our tempers run short.

    well its not like they own the street

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I want to casually walk my dog across where they're filming Twilight, here, then let her take a huge crap for all to see.

    Trillian on

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    WE SALUTE YOU, OUR HALF-INFLATED SWINE LORD

    \m/ OY \m/

    What

    What is this?

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    I want to casually walk my dog across where they're filming Twilight, here, then let her take a huge crap for all to see.

    Talk about redundancy.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    holy shit a movie with tina fey and steve carrell?
    splooooge

    Zoolander on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    I want to casually walk my dog across where they're filming Twilight, here, then let her take a huge crap for all to see.

    Throw the dog at them then take a shit on the camera.

    It will make the movie better.

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    I want to casually walk my dog across where they're filming Twilight, here, then let her take a huge crap for all to see.

    Talk about redundancy.

    Fuck it, you're right. I'll bring the horse too.
    Twenty pounds of shit mired in more shit than the world has ever shat.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I feel like taking a nap, America.

    THEN TAKE THAT NAP!

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nesting fecal matter within fecal matter.
    Matryoshka dolls made of shit.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ima let you finish
    but BoA is the greatest bank of ALL TIME

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    A veritable mobius shit-strip.
    I need a drink.

    Trillian on

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    Nesting fecal matter within fecal matter.
    Matryoshka dolls made of shit.

    piece de resistance: drop a poo flinging monkey and run

    Usagi on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    WE SALUTE YOU, OUR HALF-INFLATED SWINE LORD

    \m/ OY \m/

    What

    What is this?

    spinal tap on the simpsons

    third season

    don't make me get joon out of retirement, he deserves the rest

    Nuzak on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kanye West should be shot for inadvertently starting this meme.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it's the worst meme of all time.

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