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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Casino Royale is a masterpiece, you are a piece of shit, and from now on, you eat dongs. Big mouthfuls of dongs

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Rolo wrote:
    One gets naked.

    Which one?

    This is VERY important.

    As in any horror movie, it's only the used up whore of the sorority sisters (in this case, Drunky the Drunkard) that gets naked. You get to see some ass and you can clearly see some cellulite and stretch marks, and then her breast implants for a second or two before STAB STAB STAB red food coloring on the shower tiles.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Eden wrote:
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    I'm going to offend a lot of people by saying "Dude, Where's My Car" is one of the worst movies.
    Who would be offended by that?

    Someone always comes by to defend it all, "but they were TRYING to be dumb," and I say, "yes, and they succeeded."

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    webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Casino Royale is a masterpiece, you are a piece of shit, and from now on, you eat dongs. Big mouthfuls of dongs

    The last thirty minutes did drag on a bit. The rest was good.

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    PlaymobilPlaymobil Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dreamcatcher.

    That movie was hilariously bad.

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Why can't people be allowed to enjoy foreign films next to Jin'do and Hakkar go to White Castle?

    Mmm, White Castle...

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Captain K wrote:
    Kids' book?


    There's a difference between a book written for a child and a book written by a child.
    Captain K can I have your retarded babies
    Yes.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    Eden wrote:
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    I'm going to offend a lot of people by saying "Dude, Where's My Car" is one of the worst movies.
    Who would be offended by that?

    Someone always comes by to defend it all, "but they were TRYING to be dumb," and I say, "yes, and they succeeded."
    "Yes, it is true," he was saying, "that sometimes unusually
    intelligent and sensitive children can appear to be stupid. But, Mrs
    Benson, stupid children can sometimes appear to be stupid as well. I think
    that's something you might have to consider. I know it's very painful,
    yes. Good day, Mrs Benson."

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Rolo wrote:
    You can clearly see some cellulite and stretch marks
    Hold on, say that slower. I just got my pants off. Stretch marks, you say?

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    Playmobil wrote:
    Dreamcatcher.

    That movie was hilariously bad.

    the book was worse

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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Casino Royale is a masterpiece, you are a piece of shit, and from now on, you eat dongs. Big mouthfuls of dongs

    Honestly I enjoyed the classic campy James Bond because every adventure was amazingly improbable.

    The new James Bond is no longer a super spy.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Casino Royale is a masterpiece, you are a piece of shit, and from now on, you eat dongs. Big mouthfuls of dongs

    Honestly I enjoyed the classic campy James Bond because every adventure was amazingly improbable.

    The new James Bond is no longer a super spy.

    I can barely hear you, as your speech is muffled by all the dongs in your mouth

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Well I didn't see it particularly recently but The Butterfly Effect was just awful.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    Boondock Saints is pretty terrible also

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Holy christ I substituted wow bosses for the real names completely non-humorously.

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    Spaten OptimatorSpaten Optimator Smooth Operator Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The Wicker Man.

    First 20 minutes were awful. Not sure about the rest of the movie, but I'd rather disembowel and strangle myself with my own entrails before watching the rest of it.

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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Uriel wrote:
    Well I didn't see it particularly recently but The Butterfly Effect was just awful.

    So is the direct to dvd sequel.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Why can't people be allowed to enjoy foreign films next to Jin'do and Hakkar go to White Castle?

    Mmm, White Castle...

    just did zg, huh

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    tsplitter wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Why can't people be allowed to enjoy foreign films next to Jin'do and Hakkar go to White Castle?

    Mmm, White Castle...

    just did zg, huh

    I haven't done ZG in a month, that's what scares me

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Geebs wrote:
    Boondock Saints is pretty terrible also
    Kill Bill Volume 1 was a terrible movie.

    Volume 2 only slightly less so.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dely Apple wrote:
    tsplitter wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Why can't people be allowed to enjoy foreign films next to Jin'do and Hakkar go to White Castle?

    Mmm, White Castle...

    just did zg, huh

    I haven't done ZG in a month, that's what scares me

    i bet my mojo is more massive than yours at this point

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    tsplitter wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Why can't people be allowed to enjoy foreign films next to Jin'do and Hakkar go to White Castle?

    Mmm, White Castle...

    just did zg, huh

    Wow, I almost missed that.

    Was that on purpose?

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Geebs wrote:
    Boondock Saints is pretty terrible also

    terrible...y awesome.

    how could you hate that movie?

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    tsplitter wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Why can't people be allowed to enjoy foreign films next to Jin'do and Hakkar go to White Castle?

    Mmm, White Castle...

    just did zg, huh

    Wow, I almost missed that.

    Was that on purpose?

    i doubt they wouldve made the movie better

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    tsplitter wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    tsplitter wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    Why can't people be allowed to enjoy foreign films next to Jin'do and Hakkar go to White Castle?

    Mmm, White Castle...

    just did zg, huh

    I haven't done ZG in a month, that's what scares me

    i bet my mojo is more massive than yours at this point

    is it verging on mojo madness?

    Because then yes you totally beat me

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    commie wrote:
    Geebs wrote:
    Boondock Saints is pretty terrible also

    terrible...y awesome.

    how could you hate that movie?

    because it sucks that's why

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    harold and kumar was great

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    harold and kumar was great

    the only part i really liked was the peeing in the woods scene

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    tsplitter wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    harold and kumar was great

    the only part i really liked was the peeing in the woods scene
    no soul

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    kill bill is one of the most boring movies i have ever seen

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    tsplitter wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    harold and kumar was great

    the only part i really liked was the peeing in the woods scene

    Battleshits was pretty funny.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Zoolander wrote:
    kill bill was one of the most boring movies i have ever seen

    The second one was far, far slower than the first.

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    EdenEden San Francisco, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    I liked Kill Bill. :|

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Rolo wrote:
    Zoolander wrote:
    kill bill was one of the most boring movies i have ever seen

    The second one was far, far slower than the first.
    i didnt see the second

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    tsplitter wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    harold and kumar was great

    the only part i really liked was the peeing in the woods scene
    no soul

    hey at least i like star wars

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Would anyone like to play Dawn of War
    May I use the Baneblade?

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Fine, I'll take my tanks and go home.

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