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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I would but I can't find my DoW discs.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Geebs wrote:
    Playmobil wrote:
    Dreamcatcher.

    That movie was hilariously bad.

    the book was worse

    Dreamcatcher is one of the best bad movies ever

    Oh my god

    Like

    ...I don't even know where to start

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    PlaymobilPlaymobil Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Redeemer wrote:
    Geebs wrote:
    Playmobil wrote:
    Dreamcatcher.

    That movie was hilariously bad.

    the book was worse

    Dreamcatcher is one of the best bad movies ever

    Oh my god

    Like

    ...I don't even know where to start

    Yes it was awesome to watch.

    Dudits!

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Zoolander wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    Zoolander wrote:
    kill bill was one of the most boring movies i have ever seen

    The second one was far, far slower than the first.
    i didnt see the second

    They spend about half an hour recapping the first movie.

    Then as soon as they're done they recap it again.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I liked both Kill Bill movies.

    The second was way better than the first, though.

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    revolverevolve Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    BLOOD. OCEAN.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The Scorpion King.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    revolve wrote:
    BLOOD. OCEAN.

    I KNOW WHO YOU AAAAAARE

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    As long as I'm on the subject of bad movies that I shouldn't like but like anyway

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    Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    revolve wrote:
    BLOOD. OCEAN.
    I KNOW WHO YOU AREEEEEEEEEE

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    I liked both Kill Bill movies.

    The second was way better than the first, though.

    The first one was pointlessly over the top.

    The second one actually had some thought behind it, but the Tarantino dialog was insufferable. Five second pauses between sentences does not make your movie any more exciting.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I beat you Karl.

    Keeses.

    You too Favs.

    But you added the pic, so you win.

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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    revolve wrote:
    BLOOD. OCEAN.

    I KNOW WHO YOU AAAAARE

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I also liked all 3 of the El Mariachi movies.

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I don't get how the knives guy and so many others in El Mariachi 3 came back to life. Then again, that was not a thinker's movie.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Rolo wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    I liked both Kill Bill movies.

    The second was way better than the first, though.

    The first one was pointlessly over the top.

    The second one actually had some thought behind it, but the Tarantino dialog was insufferable. Five second pauses between sentences does not make your movie any more exciting.

    I still say to this day that Tarantino definitely had a thing for anime when he was making the first one, so he tried to make it as anime-ish as possible while still keeping it live action. Except for the intro to O-Ren, which really couldn't have been done with live action at all.

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    man i'm watching terrible tv shows right now just because they're in HD and HD is awesome

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    I liked both Kill Bill movies.

    The second was way better than the first, though.

    The first one was pointlessly over the top.

    The second one actually had some thought behind it, but the Tarantino dialog was insufferable. Five second pauses between sentences does not make your movie any more exciting.

    I still say to this day that Tarantino definitely had a thing for anime when he was making the first one, so he tried to make it as anime-ish as possible while still keeping it live action. Except for the intro to O-Ren, which really couldn't have been done with live action at all.

    Well, it could have

    But

    You know

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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dely Apple wrote:
    I don't get how the knives guy and so many others in El Mariachi 3 came back to life. Then again, that was not a thinker's movie.

    We latinos never die. We are fueled with brown rage and tamales.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Brown rage sounds like a Mexican dish designed to destroy your large intestine from the inside out.

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    AJRAJR Some guy who wrestles NorwichRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    BloodRayne.

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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    Brown rage sounds like a Mexican dish designed to destroy your large intestine from the inside out.

    That would be my fathers chili which I just moments ago consumed. Chili Verde rocks.

    Another bad movie

    Like Water for Chocolate

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    AJR wrote:
    BloodRayne.
    You actually watched that?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The Black Dahlia was also really shitty.

    Oh and this seems a good a thread as any to let everyone know that Rocky 1-5 are all on On Demand for free.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    AJR wrote:
    BloodRayne.

    I... think we have a winner.
    On January 6, 2006 the film opened in 985 theaters nationwide. It was originally to have played at up to 2500 theaters, but that number dropped to 1600 and ended up lower due to prints being shipped to theaters that had not licensed the film. [1], [2] In its opening, the film only made $1,550,000 USD [3]. BloodRayne has received poor reviews on RottenTomatoes with a freshness of only 5%. The film ended up grossing $3,591,980 USD (June 2006) [4]. The movie was criticized for not having much of a story, and for hiring prostitutes to stand in as actors to shave off production costs[5].

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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    The Black Dahlia was also really shitty.

    Oh and this seems a good a thread as any to let everyone know that Rocky 1-5 are all on On Demand for free.

    If you are suggesting Rocky 1-4 is bad go die. If just 5 then I agree.

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    AJR wrote:
    BloodRayne.
    Oh God, that was so bad. I was suckered into it because of Michelle Rodriguez, even though it was directed by goddamn Uwe Boll.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    The Black Dahlia was also really shitty.

    Oh and this seems a good a thread as any to let everyone know that Rocky 1-5 are all on On Demand for free.

    If you are suggesting Rocky 1-4 is bad go die. If just 5 then I agree.

    Oh no Rocky 1-4 were awesome.

    I just figured we're talking about movies in this thread also because when I remembered it I was already typing up the post.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    . wrote:
    AJR wrote:
    BloodRayne.
    Oh God, that was so bad. I was suckered into it because of Michelle Rodriguez, even though it was directed by goddamn Uwe Boll.

    How does M-Rod sucker anyone into anything?

    "I didn't want to eat your feces, but you put maggots in it, so I just couldn't say no."

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    I think you explained it pretty well right there.

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    I just defined the PA forums.

    Horrible movie thread lives, Incredible movie thread gets locked.

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Urian wrote:
    I just defined the PA forums.

    Horrible movie thread lives, Incredible movie thread gets locked.
    stomp the yard

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The Butterfly Effect
    Supernova
    Scarface

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    KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Super Mario Brothers (the movie)
    Street Fighter the Movie

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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shabutie wrote:
    Super Mario Brothers (the movie)
    Street Fighter the Movie

    I love the SMB movie

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    KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Favlaud wrote:
    Shabutie wrote:
    Super Mario Brothers (the movie)
    Street Fighter the Movie

    I love the SMB movie

    your mother mustve not loved you enough

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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shabutie wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Shabutie wrote:
    Super Mario Brothers (the movie)
    Street Fighter the Movie

    I love the SMB movie

    your mother mustve not loved you enough

    But I love mother!

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    KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Favlaud wrote:
    Shabutie wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Shabutie wrote:
    Super Mario Brothers (the movie)
    Street Fighter the Movie

    I love the SMB movie

    your mother mustve not loved you enough

    But I love mother!

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    but she dont love you!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Seconding The Boondock Saints.

    Also:

    The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
    The Brothers Grim
    Mirror, Mirror III: The Voyeur

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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    Get out

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