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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    SmokingGun wrote:
    Hey, I liked the Descent games.
    Yes, but what if they made a movie?

    It'd be rocking?

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    I don't understand how they could make the adaptation so terrible. It's like it's not even based off the game.

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    SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    SmokingGun wrote:
    Hey, I liked the Descent games.
    Yes, but what if they made a movie?

    It'd be rocking?

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    I don't understand how they could make the adaptation so terrible. It's like it's not even based off the game.

    :lol:

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    hey i watched a scanner darkly

    it was really entertaining



    but they sure weren't very interested in explaining what the damn hell was even going on

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    hey i watched a scanner darkly

    it was really entertaining



    but they sure weren't very interested in explaining what the damn hell was even going on


    scanner darkly was great

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    i probably need to watch it again

    because i enjoyed the shit out of it

    but after it was over i was all, 'what the hell was that'

    its like all the exposition happens in the last ten minutes of the movie and it comes rapid fire and references shit that you haven't even heard about yet and yeah, i was just kinda confused

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    it's just a bunch of stoned dudes acting hilariously paranoid for an hour and a half

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    i probably need to watch it again

    because i enjoyed the shit out of it

    but after it was over i was all, 'what the hell was that'

    its like all the exposition happens in the last ten minutes of the movie and it comes rapid fire and references shit that you haven't even heard about yet and yeah, i was just kinda confused

    That's the way the book is, too, in my opinion. It sort of goes with the drugged out, semi-lucid feel of the writing.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Borfase wrote:
    it's just a bunch of stoned dudes acting hilariously paranoid for an hour and a half
    Was that the movie or just the people in the theater?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Borfase wrote:
    it's just a bunch of stoned dudes acting hilariously paranoid for an hour and a half
    Was that the movie or just the people in the theater?

    no he's right, that's 9/10ths of the movie and it's fuckin hilarious

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    The Laughing ManThe Laughing Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I saw Megiddo: The Omega Code 2 on one of the Christian tv channels last night around 2 in the morning, this should say everything.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Just so you idiots know, Apocalypto was quite good.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Just so you idiots know, Apocalypto was quite good.

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    pshew pshew

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Just so you idiots know, Apocalypto was quite good.

    underwater torpedo birth

    pshew pshew

    D:

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Man

    Worst "movie" I ever saw was this made-for-TV thing my family accidentally rented when I was a kid.

    It was called "Clown White".

    I think there was a deaf kid and a mime or something.

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    i saw the reno 911 movie trailer yesterday
    this could be bad
    or it be good
    time shall tell

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    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Starfuck wrote:
    i saw the reno 911 movie trailer yesterday
    this could be bad
    or it be good
    time shall tell
    Certainly looks better than the show itself.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    People say that pirates of the caribbean 2 was bad, but I thought it was good. And I didn't even really enjoy the first one. Maybe it was because this time I was prepared for all the fantasy stuff.

    Also, huge tentacles are always nice.

    About The Descent; it wasn't good, but it wasn't terrible either. It had some good bits, but it felt tame overall. I liked the mindfuck at the end though.



    I also thought superman returns was terrible

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Zzulu wrote:
    People say that pirates of the caribbean 2 was bad, but I thought it was good. And I didn't even really enjoy the first one. Maybe it was because this time I was prepared for all the fantasy stuff.

    Also, huge tentacles are always nice.

    About The Descent; it wasn't good, but it wasn't terrible either. It had some good bits, but it felt tame overall. I liked the mindfuck at the end though.



    I also thought superman returns was terrible
    The only thing I liked at all about Superman Returns was Lex "Kevin Fucking Spacy" Luthor shanking Supes with a shard of kryptonite.

    I REALLY liked Pirates 2 myself. I think they're building a very entertaining mythology surrounding this magical Carribean universe filled with sea-monsters and skeletal pirates and Haitian voodoo priestesses. The cliffhanger was a total bullshit ending though, mainly because it's like "Ha ha! We're gonna take your money next summer again!"

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    i still haven't seen pirates 2 but i really want to

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    i still haven't seen pirates 2 but i really want to

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    See? Nautical mythology has always maintained that giant octopus/squid monsters kick ass.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    i still haven't seen pirates 2 but i really want to

    It's fun but it's long as hell. I recommend a sixer while watching. Makes the time fly.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    i still haven't seen pirates 2 but i really want to

    It's fun but it's long as hell. I recommend RUM while watching. Makes the time fly.
    C'mon!

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    oh did you know they finally got some pictures and videos of them mythical gigantic squids

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    oh did you know they finally got some pictures and videos of them mythical gigantic squids

    The gigantic whale killing ones?

    I want to see pictures.

    Post some pictures.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    let me find some hold on

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    squids freak me out. I had one on my back once and the fucking thing wouldn't let go. It just kept sucking harder

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    i still haven't seen pirates 2 but i really want to

    It's fun but it's long as hell. I recommend RUM while watching. Makes the time fly.
    C'mon!

    It is more festive that way, I'll give you that.

    edit: Zzulu, does this "squid" have a vagina and is the "squid" fat?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Zzulu wrote:
    squids freak me out. I had one on my back once and the fucking thing wouldn't let go. It just kept sucking harder

    You should have tried to shift it to the crotch area.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Zzulu wrote:
    squids freak me out. I had one on my ... once and the fucking thing wouldn't let go. It just kept sucking harder
    :winky:

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob: First the "bloop" sound and now Cthulhu's children. We are all fucked.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Archeteutis Dux fo' lyfe.

    I think these are cool animals. I hope we can train them to be our war beasts one day.

    Edit: Oh, I also fucking hate Casino Royale.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Peter Ebel wrote:
    Archeteutis Dux fo' lyfe.

    I think these are cool animals. I hope we can train them to be our war beasts one day.

    Edit: Oh, I also fucking hate Casino Royale.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I am wrong :o

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I liked Casino Royale.

    What was wrong with it?

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Is that from a game our something?

    Unless you put a sword shooting gatling gun on each arm, I'm just not interested.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Zzulu wrote:
    I liked Casino Royale.

    What was wrong with it?

    I hate retarded plot twists that come out of no where.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Red Alert 2

    The Russians can control gigantic squids with the power of their minds. They then use them to capsize ships and violate japanese school girls.

    Also weren't they making a Command and Conquer Red Alert movie?

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