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Tam rises from the dead on [CHAT] page 99!

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That is some shitty advice.

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    most of my advice is.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Training wheels man, training wheels.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    my bad. let me rephrase that.

    "most of my advice is.... ...in Tam's horribly wrong opinion."

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  • Red_ArremerRed_Arremer Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I haven't even been on a real date. This thread is making me depressed.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you're supposed to splice two quotes that actually exist, you stupid shitlicker

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  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Aaaaand I just got the phone call and got the job. And I'll be leaving in almost exactly two weeks. Well, I guess that makes my "I meet someone after two years a month before I leave? Really?" gripe legitimate.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well you're getting out of Palinville, right? Just think about that.

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  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    No, I'm actually moving closer to Wasilla. Homer is on mainland Alaska.

    Thanks, Tam

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hahahahaha, oh god I am so sorry.

    Well maybe you'll find a nice wingnut chick once you get there.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have just discovered a huge cavity in that stupid little tooth right in the back of the mouth and the fucking thing is starting to hurt. I know i have to see a dentist but I don't want to, I fucking hate dentists.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    I have just discovered a huge cavity in that stupid little tooth right in the back of the mouth and the fucking thing is starting to hurt. I know i have to see a dentist but I don't want to, I fucking hate dentists.

    What the fuck is it that makes people hate dentists? Do you really believe all the bullshit you see in the media? Are you really such a dense, idiotic, gullible fuck that you believe all dentists are evil sadists just hell bent on causing you personal pain?

    Did a dentist kill your mom and rape your dog?

    Please, explain to me what it is that makes you such a fucking pansy ass that somehow the pain of visiting a dentist outweighs the goddamn pain in your mouth.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    so is nightdragon training to make her life horrible by working for EA or what

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I had a school dentist that used to like to give me fillings and skimp on the anesthetic because they were stingy. Have you ever had a filling without anesthetic? It's fucking unpleasant.

    Plus, they're greedy overcharging fucks.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    I had a school dentist that used to like to give me fillings and skimp on the anesthetic because they were stingy. Have you ever had a filling without anesthetic? It's fucking unpleasant.

    Plus, they're greedy overcharging fucks.

    You want me to just come over there with my claw hammer and get this shit done with, then? Because I'll do it for free if it'll just shut you the hell up you fucking sissy.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    Have you ever had a filling without anesthetic? It's fucking unpleasant.

    Yes. And yes.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Mustang wrote: »
    Have you ever had a filling without anesthetic? It's fucking unpleasant.

    Yes. And yes.

    And are you a big crybaby who's scarred for life and unable to enter a dentists office without shitting yourself?

    No?

    Thought so.

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  • JAmp5JAmp5 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So going to the doctor today because I was having what I thought was an asthma attack after jogging. Turns out I have a chest infection for the first time in my life :(

    Good news though, wiki says the antibiotics I'm taking may cause psychotropic visions and dreams :D
    Bump.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    psychotropic visions?

    That's cure my chest infection any day.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Red_ArremerRed_Arremer Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What do you mean by "chest infection"? Lung infection?

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  • JAmp5JAmp5 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yes. Rather than an infection of the boobies.

    I guess that's what we call it ova eeer in Englaand :P

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well at least you were a fucking man and you went to the doctor.

    Guess I can put my claw hammer away.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Metal dentists suck because fluoride is gross and also i get tired of being all AHHHWHWHHHH GLARBL for like an hour

    also awesome story
    when my dad was 15 his dentist told him he must get his wisdom teeth removed immediately or he would die
    hes 50 now and uh
    he has his wisdom teeth still

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh shit! he's got to get them out soon then!

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  • JAmp5JAmp5 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    psychotropic visions?

    That's cure my chest infection any day.

    Yeah I'm hoping I'm going to be so off my balls I won't notice a thing. Though I'm thinking if a pill had this effect often, that it'd already be mainstream :(

    And Metal all, angry and fuck you on the surface but sensible underneath.
    You big softie :P

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ManonvonSuperock wrote: »
    oh shit! he's got to get them out soon then!

    I always had this dream where one day he just drops dead out of nowhere
    and everyones like
    DAMN HIM
    WHY DIDNT HE LISTEN TO HIS DENTIST!

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    JAmp5 wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    psychotropic visions?

    That's cure my chest infection any day.

    Yeah I'm hoping I'm going to be so off my balls I won't notice a thing. Though I'm thinking if a pill had this effect often, that it'd already be mainstream :(

    And Metal all, angry and fuck you on the surface but sensible underneath.
    You big softie :P

    Yeah I guess I got a soft spot for people who aren't stupid.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    RubberAC wrote: »
    also awesome story
    when my dad was 15 his dentist told him he must get his wisdom teeth removed immediately or he would die
    hes 50 now and uh
    he has his wisdom teeth still

    Well, he will die eventually, so the dentist wasn't totally wrong there.

    Though I think the 1960's thinking that wisdom teeth removal was the key to immortality has been refuted since then.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Who want to see what I did to my leg

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The guy also kinda just wanted the money too
    I mean that was probably the point, there
    he did grow up in toronto

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    also i want to see i would like to see what you are talking about can i see this thing that happened can i see it your leg
    can i

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    tynic wrote: »
    Who want to see what I did to my leg

    That depends... what did you do to your leg?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    well it's a bit gross
    hurtleg.jpg

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    what did you do
    did you
    fall
    that is pretty awesome
    you are going to get so many boyfriends now

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    yeah I stacked it on my bike on the way to the movies

    I may have other injuries, I haven't looked anywhere else yet.

    Movie was good though.

    edit: the boys always come running when I leak bodily fluids at them.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    tynic wrote: »
    well it's a bit gross
    hurtleg.jpg

    D: ouch

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    tynic wrote: »
    well it's a bit gross
    hurtleg.jpg

    to be a smartass, I was going to say, "Shave it?"

    But it appears that you did. With a cheese grater.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What movie was it
    I just saw district 9 a few days ago
    ohhhhhhh momma best movie ever oh man
    Also I fell on my bike a few days ago
    it was night and i hit some hole that is totally not there anymore now that i go past where i fell
    and i flippppped over my handlebars
    luckily it was night so no one was watching and my pride was not wounded

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    inglourious basterds, (subtitles in german only, bit tricky).

    every time someone got shot I was all 'yeah I know how you feel, mang'.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    OHHH man
    i saw that too last week!
    It was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time and also had some cool music

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