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Tam rises from the dead on [CHAT] page 99!

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Actually I've worked out the pain is an ulcer near the tooth, but the tooth still has a big fucking cavity in it. So I'm going to see the dentist anyway, don't wan't the fucking thing cracking in half when I'm in the UK next month.

    I'm going to punch the right dentist in the face after he fills it, just in case he's thinking about over-charging me. Then I'm going to get him to sign a photo for Metal considering he loves dentists so much.

    Mustang on
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Actually I've been putting off the dentist also. But it's not cause I'm scared, it's cause I need a crown and I've been low on money.

    this month for sure.

    tynic on
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The bill is thing that scares me the most about the dentist. They are like financial vampires.

    Mustang on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    The bill is thing that scares me the most about the dentist. They are like financial vampires.

    Shut up you stupid whore.

    Metalbourne on
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    I made a careful calculation

    and as a foreigner here, I worked out that provided I only need to get this one crown done while I'm here

    and I don't, you know, have my mouth crumble or something

    then it was cheaper to get the E30/month insurance and pay for the crown outright than it was to get the E60/month insurance which would have covered it.

    Everything else is totes covered though. Even injuries sustained while punching nazis.

    tynic on
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    The bill is thing that scares me the most about the dentist. They are like financial vampires.

    Shut up you stupid whore.

    Go fuck your own mouth.

    Mustang on
  • CharisCharis Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    The bill is thing that scares me the most about the dentist. They are like financial vampires.

    Shut up you stupid whore.

    What is your mother a dentist or something, Christ.

    Also, I hate the dentist because I have a huge needle phobia, and for some reason the drill falls under the category. I will say, though. Before my braces my teeth looked like 5 miles of bad road. I had four more than a human should even have.

    Charis on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Charis wrote: »
    Mustang wrote: »
    The bill is thing that scares me the most about the dentist. They are like financial vampires.

    Shut up you stupid whore.

    What is your mother a dentist or something, Christ.

    Also, I hate the dentist because I have a huge needle phobia, and for some reason the drill falls under the category. I will say, though. Before my braces my teeth looked like 5 miles of bad road. I had four more than a human should even have.

    And look at you now!

    image.php?u=47902&dateline=1251086554

    Dentist did wonders :D

    (I kid, you know that right?)

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • CharisCharis Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »

    (I kid, you know that right?)

    No! I am shocked and dismayed. Why do you say things you know will hurt me?!

    Edit: Also, someday maybe my icon will actually be of me, or something pertaining to me. But now, it is only pokemons.

    Charis on
  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I prefer getting needles, fillings, and teeth pulled to having my teeth cleaned
    I just cannot stand that smell and taste
    it makes me miserable and sick and uggghghghghghlll nooooo

    RubberAC on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Charis wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »

    (I kid, you know that right?)

    No! I am shocked and dismayed. Why do you say things you know will hurt me?!

    D:
    Hugs?

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • CharisCharis Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Charis wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »

    (I kid, you know that right?)

    No! I am shocked and dismayed. Why do you say things you know will hurt me?!

    D:
    Hugs?

    hugn.jpg

    Some heart warming shit, right there. My cat never looks that happy when I hug her.

    Charis on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    My cat usually bites and scratches me when I hug her.

    She's not a people person...

    ...pet.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • CharisCharis Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    My cat is too fat for that.

    I have two dogs too (at least at my parents' house.) Oh, he is so glorious, my dog.

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    Charis on
  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hahah my dog would like to meet you dog.

    mugeniscrazy.jpg

    earthwormadam on
  • CharisCharis Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fffffffff I love those guys! There's a teacher at my school who made this huge career off of caricature illustrations of Boston Terriers.

    Oh, the bug eyes. Never not funny.

    Charis on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    well, with all the pet pictures.... heres the only one of my cat that I have

    kat.jpg

    She likes to think she can mow the lawn but really, she can't.

    (her paw doesn't reach the break)

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • CharisCharis Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    Black cats, yeah.

    Also his website's down right now but oh hoh hoh hoh hoh

    362314115178632e6901.jpg

    Yessss

    Charis on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    d'aww yours is a fluffy kitty

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Caturday makes me sad now, because I can't find any photographs of Yoshi and therefore cannot post some fucking cats.

    He looked kind of like this, last time I saw him...
    L09138.jpg

    Flay on
  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am going to be taking care of Erik Gist's boston terrier for a little bit next week. Its like a miniature boston...the contrast between her and Franklin is going to be interesting.

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    Ok Cake, I finally found a car that looks better as a hatchback than as a normal car with a normal trunk.

    http://jalopnik.com/5345852/mini-coupe-concept-back-to-basics/gallery/

    Thing is hideous.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wow... my cousin's friend is apparently convinced she is a vampire thanks to this site http://vampirewebsite.net/index.html

    1) who has enough time to write all this crap out
    2) who is retarded enough to think they are a mystical creature
    3) wouldn't going into sunlight and not dissipate in to ashes be evidence enough that you weren't said mystical creature?

    Teenagers are stupid.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    Not that it makes her a vampire, but just the fact that she read more than 10 words of that site before closing it means she probably deserves to get a wooden stake through the heart anyway.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well. I'm fired.

    Hope I can get unemployment.

    DirtyDirtyVagrant on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    But would it be enough to kill..... a vampire?

    Oh vagrant, that sucks, good luck moving on from your old job

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Charis wrote: »
    Before my braces my teeth looked like 5 miles of bad road. I had four more than a human should even have.

    Mine are atrocious. Never went the braces route. Don't intend to in the near future. I'll either stay in a state where bad teeth are socially acceptable or move to a country with the same trait.

    ManonvonSuperock on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Andres my friend, you are a delight

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    This is Andres

    4596_1171627933722_1318729044_30453019_7717022_n.jpg


    He pretty much looks like this.

    Godfather on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    He forgot Chavez's hilarious beret wearing parrot.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well. I'm fired.

    Hope I can get unemployment.

    As long as you were fired through no fault of your own, you can.

    Metalbourne on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ok Cake, I finally found a car that looks better as a hatchback than as a normal car with a normal trunk.

    http://jalopnik.com/5345852/mini-coupe-concept-back-to-basics/gallery/

    Thing is hideous.

    sweet jesus my eeeeeeeyyyyyes

    Tam on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I.... what the fuck is that

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If I were rich, I would buy one just to drive to Bacon's house.

    Hat Bacon.

    Metalbourne on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    why do you hate me so much

    what did I ever do to you

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's complicated. I was fired because...well...it's pretty goddamn complicated.

    A friend of mine owns a store. All the licenses, the accounts, the permits are in his name. There's this other guy there who claims to own the store, although he doesn't legally own it. He and my friend have entered into some kind of shady agreement. I'm not sure the extent of it, but I can tell you that there is fraud and possibly money laundering involved. Anyway, the "owner" has a habit of not doing work. And finally today I was pretty much like "hey you need to do work" and my buddy fired me (the path of least resistance I guess) at his demand.

    So I can't imagine that they'll object when I know as much as I do. It would be a mistake on their part.

    DirtyDirtyVagrant on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    He forgot Chavez's hilarious beret wearing parrot.


    What a goof on your part Andres!

    Godfather on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    Does Andres actually look at this board or is this just like one of your split personalities or what?

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's complicated. I was fired because...well...it's pretty goddamn complicated.

    A friend of mine owns a store. All the licenses, the accounts, the permits are in his name. There's this other guy there who claims to own the store, although he doesn't legally own it. He and my friend have entered into some kind of shady agreement. I'm not sure the extent of it, but I can tell you that there is fraud and possibly money laundering involved. Anyway, the "owner" has a habit of not doing work. And finally today I was pretty much like "hey you need to do work" and my buddy fired me (the path of least resistance I guess) at his demand.

    So I can't imagine that they'll object when I know as much as I do. It would be a mistake on their part.

    File for unemployment, then.

    The worst that can happen is that they'll say, "We can't give you unemployment because of why you were fired"

    Of course, if and when that happens, you can dispute it.

    Metalbourne on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    (i think metal hates everyone unless they are a puppy)

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    (i think metal hates everyone unless they are a puppy)

    Its true, I have a weakness for puppies.

    Metalbourne on
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