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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    a backstab sure, but that implies the heavy is awful and not constantly checking his 6

    and a sniper can never one shot a heavy because there is no point in a heavy's life where he isn't being overhealed
    Heh, look at SirToons not knowing that the sniper rifle does 450 at full charge

    Everyone point and laugh
    Goomba wrote: »
    For starters, they should try
    1. increasing the flamethrower distance for both weapons to the airblast's distance.
    2. make the airblast 'fire' as fast as the rocket launcher fires
    3. make the airblast cost 20 ammo
    4. give backburner pyro medic speed
    and then see how that works out
    You forgot points for putting people out, 1.5 points for headshots like every other class, and making reflected projectiles go where you are aiming instead of I don't even know how it's determined.
    Also, giving the Pyro reduced self-damage on a reflected rocket. It does ~70 right now, when it should do ~30

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bethryn wrote: »
    They did the health thing, it was op
    It wasn't OP, you just had to be... heh... good to deal with it.

    Mmm yes a pyro overcharged with more health than the heavy isn't op nope nope
    a backstab sure, but that implies the heavy is awful and not constantly checking his 6

    and a sniper can never one shot a heavy because there is no point in a heavy's life where he isn't being overhealed

    *spits water out comically, laughtrack*

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  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    and a sniper can never one shot a heavy because there is no point in a heavy's life where he isn't being overhealed
    A fully charged Sniper headshot does exactly 450 damage, which just happens to be the exact health of a fully overhealed Heavy. This does in fact imply that it is entirely possible, as my anecdotal experience as Sniper have given me reason to believe, that a Sniper can kill a Heavy in one shot.

    Bethryn on
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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Bethryn wrote: »
    They did the health thing, it was op
    It wasn't OP, you just had to be... heh... good to deal with it.

    Mmm yes a pyro overcharged with more health than the heavy isn't op nope nope
    My favorite part of pyro is getting crits and killing everything as if I have a minigun made of sniper rifles.

    Goomba on
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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nope, I don't believe it.

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  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mmm yes a pyro overcharged with more health than the heavy isn't op nope nope
    It's almost as if you think a Heavy should be able to beat two other classes working in tandem automatically! That would be cuckooland crazy!

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also, the backburner critting from behind shouldn't effect his regualr crit chances.

    I would like to crit form the front more than once every 220 hours.

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I love the flaregun. I feel like I'm doing nothing at range with the shotgun.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Also, the backburner critting from behind shouldn't effect his regualr crit chances.

    I would like to crit form the front more than once every 220 hours.
    Hey, me too.

    edit: Shotgun at range does about 10 damage a hit. I know this from experience. Flare gun does like 30 or some weakass shit. Shotgun fires at least three times as fast as flare gun, is hit scan, but doesn't like people on fire. It's kind of balanced but scrubs would probably go with the shot gunhhhhheh

    Goomba on
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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I love the flaregun. I feel like I'm doing nothing at range with the shotgun.
    You aren't

    You just also aren't doing anything with the flare gun.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Flaregun owns if you know how to aim.

    Thus, SirToons hates it.

    P10 on
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  • MelksterMelkster Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bethryn wrote: »
    To be honest, I would probably try giving the Pyro 25 or 50 more health, and make the Backburner deal more afterburn damage per tick over a shorter duration. It's not an ambush class because it doesn't have the escape methods an ambush class should have (see the Spy or the Scout), it's a close combat class that doesn't really have the health to back up the damage you will take in close combat.

    They did the health thing, it was op

    pyro is an ambush class, you just have to be...heh...good.

    Did they really give it a good try though? Wasn't it on the servers for like, what, a couple weeks? before they changed it? And it was only on the Backburner, too, right? And it was when they Just released the Pyro update, which meant everyone was playing pyro?

    Honestly, the pyro feels ridiculously vulnerable. Unless you're a pro with rocket reflects, soldiers, heavies, sentries, and scouts generally wtf own me as a pyro, and it's an even battle with other pyros. Granted, I'm kind of terrible. But it really does feel like I'm something of a glass cannon, except my cannon only works in melee range.

    I would advocate a +25 health increase on the Pyro.

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    But it minicrits if they're on fire for more damage, and it lights them on fire otherwise. It's p cool.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am literally a shotgun surgeon I can show you my degree.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    But it minicrits if they're on fire for more damage, and it lights them on fire otherwise. It's p cool.
    If the other guy is smart enough to strafe then it's pretty hard to get a shot on them. And it can be reflected. And it doesn't do more damage if you're up close like the shotgun. And it doesn't work underwater. There's really no good reason to use it except that it lights people on fire.

    Goomba on
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  • MelksterMelkster Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am literally a shotgun surgeon I can show you my degree.

    I would like to see this degree.

    Melkster on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bethryn wrote: »
    Mmm yes a pyro overcharged with more health than the heavy isn't op nope nope
    It's almost as if you think a Heavy should be able to beat two other classes working in tandem automatically! That would be cuckooland crazy!

    yeah it's not like multiple classes do that to a heavy + medic already, boy what imbalance!!

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    But it minicrits if they're on fire for more damage, and it lights them on fire otherwise. It's p cool.
    If the other guy is smart enough to strafe then it's pretty hard to get a shot on them. And it can be reflected. And it doesn't do more damage if you're up close like the shotgun. And it doesn't work underwater. There's really no good reason to use it except that it lights people on fire.
    It does more damage at a range! Also, it ownz. Ownzzzzzzzzzz.

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  • savooipeerdsavooipeerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The flaregun annoys the hell out of snipers, especially those selfish jerks that don't use jarate

    That makes it okay in my book

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Melkster wrote: »
    I am literally a shotgun surgeon I can show you my degree.

    I would like to see this degree.
    Showing you my actual degree would kill you though

    you'll have to settle for a testimonial

    heh2.jpg

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    fact: flaregun is the proest gun

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Melkster wrote: »
    I am literally a shotgun surgeon I can show you my degree.

    I would like to see this degree.
    Showing you my actual degree would kill you though

    you'll have to settle for a testimonial

    heh2.jpg

    *hi5s sirtoons*

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Truly, we've done good work together

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    fact: flaregun is the proest gun

    Killing people with the flaregun should play that Quake 3 "humiliation" clip, or a TF2-style version of it.

    Because it's the most embarrassing way to die.

    xzzy on
  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    But it minicrits if they're on fire for more damage, and it lights them on fire otherwise. It's p cool.
    If the other guy is smart enough to strafe then it's pretty hard to get a shot on them. And it can be reflected. And it doesn't do more damage if you're up close like the shotgun. And it doesn't work underwater. There's really no good reason to use it except that it lights people on fire.
    It does more damage at a range! Also, it ownz. Ownzzzzzzzzzz.
    It actually doesn't. I don't know where that came from but I've tested it and it doesn't.

    Also I've killed tyrannus with the flame thrower before. After I rocket jumped at him.

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I hate the fact that in order ot kill heavies I have ot get near them

    but I can't get near them since their gun either pushes me back or stops my movement pretty much entirely.

    Also when you sneak up on one and get some crits on it, it doesn't matter, all that fat sack of shit needs to do is turn around and you die in .001 seconds.

    Cool balance valve.

    You ignorant sluts.
    let's talk about pushback and why valve is fuckers

    SithDrummer on
  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kupi wrote: »
    And it's really difficult to actually run over the damn sandvich plate unless you're staring into the floor. I swear I've done three laps around the things without picking them up sometimes.

    Oh thank god I thought was I the only one. Even as the fucking heavy I can only seem to pick it up if I'm staring at the damn thing as I walk over it. They should increase its pick up hit box.
    They have done something with health packs and makeshift health packs lately because you can literally walk right through them now.

    SithDrummer on
  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    xzzy wrote: »
    fact: flaregun is the proest gun

    Killing people with the flaregun should play that Quake 3 "humiliation" clip, or a TF2-style version of it.

    Because it's the most embarrassing way to die.

    Flaregun is the best because fuck snipers

    Robman on
  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    People who weren't around when the backburner gave 50 extra HP don't know the true meaning of w+mouse1
    This right here. You could wade through any and all damage to get to close range.


    edit: i support +25 hp though, I think that's the right amount

    SithDrummer on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    People who weren't around when the backburner gave 50 extra HP don't know the true meaning of w+mouse1
    This right here. You could wade through any and all damage to get to close range.
    Only because people are retarded and when a man is W+M1ing at them they stop knowing how to shoot weapons

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    xzzy wrote: »
    fact: flaregun is the proest gun

    Killing people with the flaregun should play that Quake 3 "humiliation" clip, or a TF2-style version of it.

    Because it's the most embarrassing way to die.

    Flaregun is the best because fuck snipers

    I shot a random flare into a random corner last night shortly after the round started, and lit up a spy who was trying to cross the map. It made me feel like a badass, even though it didn't kill him. Just messing up his plans was victory enough for me.

    xzzy on
  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    People who weren't around when the backburner gave 50 extra HP don't know the true meaning of w+mouse1
    This right here. You could wade through any and all damage to get to close range.
    Only because people are retarded and when a man is W+M1ing at them they stop knowing how to shoot weapons
    Nah, you could take three pipes to the face enroute and still survive to murder the demoman


    Nailing three pipes in quick succession ought to give you crits for the next minute and a complimentary blowjob

    SithDrummer on
  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I hate the fact that in order ot kill heavies I have ot get near them

    but I can't get near them since their gun either pushes me back or stops my movement pretty much entirely.

    Also when you sneak up on one and get some crits on it, it doesn't matter, all that fat sack of shit needs to do is turn around and you die in .001 seconds.

    Cool balance valve.

    You ignorant sluts.
    let's talk about pushback and why valve is fuckers
    What is pushba- oh a level two sentry guess I'll just sit here and die since there's a 2 mm piece of wood blocking me.

    Goomba on
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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    People who weren't around when the backburner gave 50 extra HP don't know the true meaning of w+mouse1
    This right here. You could wade through any and all damage to get to close range.
    Only because people are retarded and when a man is W+M1ing at them they stop knowing how to shoot weapons

    It's...it's coming right for us...and it isn't stopping! Ahh! AHHHHH!!

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    I hate the fact that in order ot kill heavies I have ot get near them

    but I can't get near them since their gun either pushes me back or stops my movement pretty much entirely.

    Also when you sneak up on one and get some crits on it, it doesn't matter, all that fat sack of shit needs to do is turn around and you die in .001 seconds.

    Cool balance valve.

    You ignorant sluts.
    let's talk about pushback and why valve is fuckers
    What is pushba- oh a level two sentry guess I'll just sit here and die since there's a 2 mm piece of wood blocking me.

    Valve doesn't know how to create maps well NEWS AT NINE

    edit: I am suggesting that this is not news

    SithDrummer on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    People who weren't around when the backburner gave 50 extra HP don't know the true meaning of w+mouse1
    This right here. You could wade through any and all damage to get to close range.
    Only because people are retarded and when a man is W+M1ing at them they stop knowing how to shoot weapons
    Nah, you could take three pipes to the face enroute and still survive to murder the demoman


    Nailing three pipes in quick succession ought to give you crits for the next minute and a complimentary blowjob
    Pipes do what, ~100 damage? Maybe 80 on the low end? 3 hits is still going to do 225 damage, unless you mad about overhealed pyros (who would still survive 3 pipes even without the +50 hp, albeit barely)

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  • MelksterMelkster Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    People who weren't around when the backburner gave 50 extra HP don't know the true meaning of w+mouse1
    This right here. You could wade through any and all damage to get to close range.


    edit: i support +25 hp though, I think that's the right amount

    I dunno how much +25 health will really change things. In any case, the Pyro really does need some survivability that he doesn't have right now. Sucker dies so got-dang fast as it is right now.

    Melkster on
  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    People who weren't around when the backburner gave 50 extra HP don't know the true meaning of w+mouse1
    This right here. You could wade through any and all damage to get to close range.
    Only because people are retarded and when a man is W+M1ing at them they stop knowing how to shoot weapons
    Nah, you could take three pipes to the face enroute and still survive to murder the demoman


    Nailing three pipes in quick succession ought to give you crits for the next minute and a complimentary blowjob
    Pipes do what, ~100 damage? Maybe 80 on the low end? 3 hits is still going to do 225 damage, unless you mad about overhealed pyros (who would still survive 3 pipes even without the +50 hp, albeit barely)
    lol who overheals pyros

    SithDrummer on
  • BarrakkethBarrakketh Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Pipes do what, ~100 damage? Maybe 80 on the low end? 3 hits is still going to do 225 damage, unless you mad about overhealed pyros (who would still survive 3 pipes even without the +50 hp, albeit barely)

    The wiki says 64-132 damage on a direct hit.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    People who weren't around when the backburner gave 50 extra HP don't know the true meaning of w+mouse1
    This right here. You could wade through any and all damage to get to close range.
    Only because people are retarded and when a man is W+M1ing at them they stop knowing how to shoot weapons
    Nah, you could take three pipes to the face enroute and still survive to murder the demoman


    Nailing three pipes in quick succession ought to give you crits for the next minute and a complimentary blowjob
    Pipes do what, ~100 damage? Maybe 80 on the low end? 3 hits is still going to do 225 damage, unless you mad about overhealed pyros (who would still survive 3 pipes even without the +50 hp, albeit barely)
    lol who overheals pyros

    I uber'd a pyro out the gate of a payload map last night to pretty hilarious results

    But mainly I did it because my heavy got sniped right away

    Robman on
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