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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    itt: Joh attempts to establish Wakanda.

    japan on
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hey Preacher, wanna come over and see my Higgs Boson?


    Joh can't come.

    Come on down to Ludiousland, where nobody else is allowed

    Especially joh

    I am going to create a Utopian state on Bora Bora with insanely advanced technology which homes a perfect society of people and intelligent minds, then I am going to do everything I can to advance that state and that state only, and stop everyone else from learning anything else about what we have done.

    We will cure cancer and AIDS, have a way of stopping poverty, have a sustainable energy source that actually helps the environment, and I am going to not allow anyone else any access to any of it but the citizens of the "country".


    Awesome. You should totally do that so we can invade you.

    And in our invasion we will destroy all his knowledge. And one man will stand there screaming at the broken empire "NOOOO! NOOOO!!!"
    Kanye was right

    Preacher don't care about black people

    or any people at all.
    It would probably be me left screaming at the wreckage, and I'd get Lud and Preach to put on ape suits to do it. Because even though I would be devastated by the loss, my immature sense of humour will always remain.

    Johannen on
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    A Utopia wouldn't have a military force because a utopia has no need for a military.

    What an odd thing to say.

    japan on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    A Utopia wouldn't have a military force because a utopia has no need for a military.

    What an odd thing to say.

    It's not a Utopia if you have a reason to plan for conflict, or even the chance for conflict.

    Not a true Utopia anyway.

    Ludious on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    A Utopia wouldn't have a military force because a utopia has no need for a military.

    What an odd thing to say.

    I was gonna say that. But you were first.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    itt: Joh attempts to establish Wakanda.

    I totally read that as Wankada.

    Tav on
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    A Utopia wouldn't have a military force because a utopia has no need for a military.

    There wouldn't be a military, just a hugely advanced piece of technology that would stop the Utopia being harmed. It should technically be a piece of technology that doesn't harm anyone else, so it would probably just end up making you ejaculate yourself into uselessness whenever you tried to invade.

    Johannen on
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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    A Utopia wouldn't have a military force because a utopia has no need for a military.

    There wouldn't be a military, just a hugely advanced piece of technology that would stop the Utopia being harmed. It should technically be a piece of technology that doesn't harm anyone else, so it would probably just end up making you ejaculate yourself into uselessness whenever you tried to invade.

    You need some grant money.

    YamiNoSenshi on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    A Utopia wouldn't have a military force because a utopia has no need for a military.

    What an odd thing to say.

    It's not a Utopia if you have a reason to plan for conflict, or even the chance for conflict.

    Not a true Utopia anyway.

    It can be a Utopia for me even if it may have to be defended violently.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    A Utopia wouldn't have a military force because a utopia has no need for a military.

    What an odd thing to say.

    It's not a Utopia if you have a reason to plan for conflict, or even the chance for conflict.

    Not a true Utopia anyway.

    I don't think there is such a thing as a formal definition of a utopia.

    japan on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    A Utopia wouldn't have a military force because a utopia has no need for a military.

    There wouldn't be a military, just a hugely advanced piece of technology that would stop the Utopia being harmed. It should technically be a piece of technology that doesn't harm anyone else, so it would probably just end up making you ejaculate yourself into uselessness whenever you tried to invade.

    Umm...that would require immense power to keep functioning as the entire world threw itself against it daily.

    Ludious on
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    itt: Joh attempts to establish Wakanda.

    I totally read that as Wankada.

    Same difference.

    It would basically be a den of masturbation, in some ways.

    Johannen on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    A Utopia wouldn't have a military force because a utopia has no need for a military.

    There wouldn't be a military, just a hugely advanced piece of technology that would stop the Utopia being harmed. It should technically be a piece of technology that doesn't harm anyone else, so it would probably just end up making you ejaculate yourself into uselessness whenever you tried to invade.

    the invading country is the real utopia

    Elendil on
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    A Utopia wouldn't have a military force because a utopia has no need for a military.

    There wouldn't be a military, just a hugely advanced piece of technology that would stop the Utopia being harmed. It should technically be a piece of technology that doesn't harm anyone else, so it would probably just end up making you ejaculate yourself into uselessness whenever you tried to invade.

    Umm...that would require immense power to keep functioning as the entire world threw itself against it daily.

    I've already tolf you we have an infinite power source we created that helps the environment as we use it.

    Johannen on
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Architecture is pretty awesome.

    Nocturne on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    A Utopia wouldn't have a military force because a utopia has no need for a military.

    There wouldn't be a military, just a hugely advanced piece of technology that would stop the Utopia being harmed. It should technically be a piece of technology that doesn't harm anyone else, so it would probably just end up making you ejaculate yourself into uselessness whenever you tried to invade.

    Umm...that would require immense power to keep functioning as the entire world threw itself against it daily.

    I've already tolf you we have an infinite power source we created that helps the environment as we use it.

    well that's just cheating.

    Ludious on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    A Utopia wouldn't have a military force because a utopia has no need for a military.

    There wouldn't be a military, just a hugely advanced piece of technology that would stop the Utopia being harmed. It should technically be a piece of technology that doesn't harm anyone else, so it would probably just end up making you ejaculate yourself into uselessness whenever you tried to invade.

    the invading country is the real utopia

    man is the real beast

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Your utopia is for wankers.

    Join my fascist dictatorship, where we judge the amount of rights you have based on arbitrary characteristics.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    A Utopia wouldn't have a military force because a utopia has no need for a military.

    There wouldn't be a military, just a hugely advanced piece of technology that would stop the Utopia being harmed. It should technically be a piece of technology that doesn't harm anyone else, so it would probably just end up making you ejaculate yourself into uselessness whenever you tried to invade.

    You need some grant money.

    I think if we could create that line of defence pretty much all the western world would be willing to invest. It's basically the Orgazmoratar.

    Johannen on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Your utopia is for wankers.

    Join my fascist dictatorship, where we judge the amount of rights you have based on arbitrary characteristics.
    is one of the characteristics big tits

    Elendil on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Your utopia is for wankers.

    Join my fascist dictatorship, where we judge the amount of rights you have based on arbitrary characteristics.

    Despotism is the best 'ism.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    See, I thought Joh was referencing Wakanda.

    Nerdgasmic on
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Your utopia is for wankers.

    Join my fascist dictatorship, where we judge the amount of rights you have based on arbitrary characteristics.

    America?
    Kidding, kidding.

    Johannen on
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Your utopia is for wankers.

    Join my fascist dictatorship, where we judge the amount of rights you have based on arbitrary characteristics.
    is one of the characteristics big tits

    Yes. If you have them you have no right to a shirt.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The guy in the new Knight Rider looks like kind of a douche.

    Also the car is pretty horrible looking.

    japan on
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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am reading through all the cooking thread I missed while I was... not active for a while. There are many pages.

    radroadkill on
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Your utopia is for wankers.

    Join my fascist dictatorship, where we judge the amount of rights you have based on arbitrary characteristics.
    is one of the characteristics big tits

    Your man-boobs don't count Elendil.

    Richy on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Your utopia is for wankers.

    Join my fascist dictatorship, where we judge the amount of rights you have based on arbitrary characteristics.

    Can I join? I probably won't meet your criteria but I'm really good at judging others.

    Really good.

    Ludious on
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    See, I thought Joh was referencing Wakanda.

    Wakanda?

    Johannen on
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Your utopia is for wankers.

    Join my fascist dictatorship, where we judge the amount of rights you have based on arbitrary characteristics.

    Despotism is the best 'ism.

    There will be plenty of nepotism, so better friend up quick.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am reading through all the cooking thread I missed while I was... not active for a while. There are many pages.
    HEY! Keep a list of the recipes on each page as you do that, then PM them to me. I'll add them to the table of content in the OP. Then I'll like you more than I like Quid.

    Well I already do, but you know...

    Please?

    Richy on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hey Joh, are you Jagoda in LOTRO?

    Ludious on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Your utopia is for wankers.

    Join my fascist dictatorship, where we judge the amount of rights you have based on arbitrary characteristics.

    Despotism is the best 'ism.

    There will be plenty of nepotism, so better friend up quick.

    I'm friends with your mom. Can I be minister of something?

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Your utopia is for wankers.

    Join my fascist dictatorship, where we judge the amount of rights you have based on arbitrary characteristics.

    Can I join? I probably won't meet your criteria but I'm really good at judging others.

    Really good.

    Well you see, I will let the people that I like the most join and then we will decide what charateristic we all share the most.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    See, I thought Joh was referencing Wakanda.

    Wakanda?

    Your Utopia.

    Nerdgasmic on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nepotism is great and when I get my own business I will nepo the hell out of that tism.

    Ludious on
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    See, I thought Joh was referencing Wakanda.

    Wakanda?

    Fictional, highly technologically advanced African country from which The Black Panther originates.

    I never figured out if it was intended as some kind of ham-fisted affirmative action.

    japan on
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Your utopia is for wankers.

    Join my fascist dictatorship, where we judge the amount of rights you have based on arbitrary characteristics.

    Despotism is the best 'ism.

    There will be plenty of nepotism, so better friend up quick.

    I'm friends with your mom. Can I be minister of something?

    The first rule is that you must sodomize anyone named honk.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    See, I thought Joh was referencing Wakanda.

    Wakanda?

    Marvel country in Africa that is like super advanced and super awesome for sure.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hey Joh, are you Jagoda in LOTRO?
    Wiggidywah? No, I wish my computer was good enough to play that game.

    Johannen on
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