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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    they see me muslin'

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dog's a damn ninja.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Holy shit it's Shredder!

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    that dog is scaring the shit out of me

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    hannibal lickter

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tommy's having a bad trip.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hey

    I have a thing against LSD

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i couldnt come up with a good hannibal dog pun im sorry

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It licks the lotion off its skin.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    silence of the wolves in lamb's clothing

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    man i really hope i poop when i get home tonight

    i dont know if ive ever gone 5 full days without pooping, and i dont think it bodes well. and i reaaally dont wanna go to a japanese doctor and have to have someone translate my inability to poop

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Would you yiff me

    I'd yiff me
    I'm so sorry

    So very sorry

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    man i really hope i poop when i get home tonight

    i dont know if ive ever gone 5 full days without pooping, and i dont think it bodes well. and i reaaally dont wanna go to a japanese doctor and have to have someone translate my inability to poop

    just drop your pants, point to your butt, wag your finger and frown

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I got kicked out of a rest stop in Texas after I accidentally pooped in the ladies restroom

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Poke your finger in there, Houk. Go manual.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    or buy a custom-made colon scraper

    from Ban-Dai

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Just grab a fistful

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Prune-Coffee smoothy time.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Just grab a fistful

    Nothing can stop... THE CLAW.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yeah thats the other thing. all the stuff i would buy in america to make me poop...isnt available in my neck of the woods here. prunes? pshhh. bran? not likely! a solid block of cheese? sure, but do i really wanna spend $20 for one poop? (yeah, probably)

    and id really rather not ask my coworkers how to make myself poop. ill be eating eel heads or monkey claws or some shit

    guess ill be ordering the bandai colon scraper after all

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If you can't find a corner drug store look for a tea shop. Seriously, they should be able to point to toward an herbal tea that will make you more regular. My Korean grandmother used to get some blend from a local shop, she'd have to put it in cheese cloth to brew and steep it.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Just grab a fistful

    Nothing can stop... THE CLAW.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    If you can't find a corner drug store look for a tea shop. Seriously, they should be able to point to toward an herbal tea that will make you more regular. My Korean grandmother used to get some blend from a local shop, she'd have to put it in cheese cloth to brew and steep it.
    well its mostly laziness on my part. the nearest anything-thats-not-a-poorly-stocked-supermarket is about 45 minutes away and nobody here speaks a lick of english. although i do have just enough japanese skill to walk in and say 'i cant poop!', so maybe ill try that.

    i can also say 'i have terrible diarrhea' should the need arise, so im pretty much set i guess

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    neville wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Just grab a fistful

    Nothing can stop... THE CLAW.

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    hahaha niiiice

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I used to write my name in the snow in cursive with my piss

    Guess how often I accidentally pissed on myself in the process of doing the f's

    Answer: every fucking time

    You know there are some people who learn from their experiences Wiggin

    And there are some people that are into coprophilia, and some people who think Obama is the antichrist

    What's your point

    yeah that's a valid response

    He's telling you that he enjoys spilling bodily waste on himself, and while we're here, that goddamn secret muslin is going to ruin our freedom.

    B-rock "the Islamic Shock" Superallah Hussein Obama

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    Staxeon wrote: »
    If you can't find a corner drug store look for a tea shop. Seriously, they should be able to point to toward an herbal tea that will make you more regular. My Korean grandmother used to get some blend from a local shop, she'd have to put it in cheese cloth to brew and steep it.
    well its mostly laziness on my part. the nearest anything-thats-not-a-poorly-stocked-supermarket is about 45 minutes away and nobody here speaks a lick of english. although i do have just enough japanese skill to walk in and say 'i cant poop!', so maybe ill try that.

    i can also say 'i have terrible diarrhea' should the need arise, so im pretty much set i guess

    Ginger tea is supposed to be good for this

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Just grab a fistful

    Nothing can stop... THE CLAW.

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    We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Craw!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    been a good while since i've seen that movie, I need to pick it up for my collection

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Staxeon wrote: »
    If you can't find a corner drug store look for a tea shop. Seriously, they should be able to point to toward an herbal tea that will make you more regular. My Korean grandmother used to get some blend from a local shop, she'd have to put it in cheese cloth to brew and steep it.
    well its mostly laziness on my part. the nearest anything-thats-not-a-poorly-stocked-supermarket is about 45 minutes away and nobody here speaks a lick of english. although i do have just enough japanese skill to walk in and say 'i cant poop!', so maybe ill try that.

    i can also say 'i have terrible diarrhea' should the need arise, so im pretty much set i guess

    Ginger tea is supposed to be good for this
    luckily the situation resolved itself and i had a healthy experience about an hour ago. Good consistency, good length, good coloration, little to no wiping necessary, the kind of crap you could take every day and die a happy man.

    Which begs the question...where the hell is the rest of it?! I should have had an eruption in there!

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Am I the only person that thinks that "begging the question" should refer only to a logical fallacy in which the conclusion is assumed in the premise? Because that is totally the only thing for which it should be used.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Am I the only person that thinks that "begging the question" should refer only to a logical fallacy is assumed in the premise? Because that is totally the only thing for which it should be used.

    you're right you are the only one boring enough to think about that

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    BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    i couldnt come up with a good hannibal dog pun im sorry

    Hanniball Licker.

    Also I learned that Flamin' Hot Cheetos lose none of the spice both ways. Tends to evacuate as partially-exploded clumps, in a festive red color.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Am I the only person that thinks that "begging the question" should refer only to a logical fallacy is assumed in the premise? Because that is totally the only thing for which it should be used.

    you're right you are the only one boring enough to think about that

    no you are both wrong it irritates me greatly also

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    monroe are you saying you're boring enough to think about it as well

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    not only that

    I am petty enough to get annoyed by it also

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    a startling revelation

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »

    ahahahahaha

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