have you ever considered following in your parent's footsteps and joining the armed forces?
hell no
why? not man enough? don't call people pansy for trying and failing something that you won't dare to.
No, dickhole, it's because she's a woman with a career path that doesn't involve being told where to shit for 4 years of her life and also because she's dating an ex-marine who would break up with her if she did anything so pansy-assed as joining the air force.
I only see you post when you're bitching about other people. Maybe you should contribute something of value yourself before you start worrying about the behaviour of others.
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my friend told me this story of how he went on a first date with a girl, to see like cinderella story or something. halfway through the movie, he feels a rumbling in his tummy, but ignores it because he didn't want to leave the show. so he decides to wait it out. bad decision. five minutes later, he shits himself. so he excuses himself quietly, and runs to the restroom. he panics because he gots shit on his draws, ya know. but then he remembers he has a pair of underoos in his car. so he chucks the soiled underwear in the movie theater trashcan, cleans up as best as he can, and runs out the theater to his car, changes in his car, then rushes back to the movie theater. the girl gives him a weird look because he was gone for like 20 minutes and missed the good parts of the movie and he shrugs and goes on with the date like nothing ever happened.
he is now married to the girl. he told us this story on his bachelor party. which i was tempted to say during the wedding reception as a toast, but declined, because damn.
No, dickhole, it's because she's a woman with a career path that doesn't involve being told where to shit for 4 years of her life and also because she's dating an ex-marine who would break up with her if she did anything so pansy-assed as joining the air force.
Well, in that case she might want to consider shutting her mouth when it comes to Wiggin's time of service.
You're in a public place
And you get the sudden urge to poop
So you run to the bathroom, go to the stall and do your business
Just as the relief is cascading through your body you hear some people coming in
People with a high voices
You look through the slat and you see them, females, preteen girls, giggling and carrying on socially
You're in the Women's Restroom
Now you must make a decision
Leave in front of them and risk them making a hullabaloo as tween girls are want to do
Or
Wait until they leave and risk being found hiding in the ladies room spying on preteen girls
Make your choice
And for God's sake make it quickly
As you are "wont" to do. Not "want" to do. If you don't understand what you're saying, don't say it. Now sit in the bathroom and make a gloryhole.
I only see you post when you're bitching about other people. Maybe you should contribute something of value yourself before you start worrying about the behaviour of others.
No, dickhole, it's because she's a woman with a career path that doesn't involve being told where to shit for 4 years of her life and also because she's dating an ex-marine who would break up with her if she did anything so pansy-assed as joining the air force.
Well, in that case she might want to consider shutting her mouth when it comes to Wiggin's time of service.
what are you talking about
I made fun of him for being so stressed out he couldn't poop in what is widely known as the cuddliest branch of the armed forces
I don't know anything about his time of service, dumbass
My football team was playing an away game in Portland. The locker room they have for the visiting team is tiny. Fucking tiny. I don't know how they expect 30+ people to change in there. We were using shower space to change. And there's one toilet. Given the small amount of time we have to dress and warm up for a game, we walked around the outside of the stadium and found the nearest bathroom, which happened to be the men's room. We're all like "whatever, I can still use that toilet" and have at it.
At halftime, Ben gets up from the stands and wanders down to that bathroom as the team is coming off the field. While he's in the middle of peeing at the urinal, into the men's bathroom come like 10 of my teammates.
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No, dickhole, it's because she's a woman with a career path that doesn't involve being told where to shit for 4 years of her life and also because she's dating an ex-marine who would break up with her if she did anything so pansy-assed as joining the air force.
Well, in that case she might want to consider shutting her mouth when it comes to Wiggin's time of service.
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Do all German men like to slap around women or is it just you?
when i was little i asked my dad how boba fett made his jetpack go without any handles or anything and he just said "i dunno, watch the movie."
My dad always asked me how I thought that things worked. He would tell me to think about it, to try to reason through it. Probably to make fun of me later, but it had the unforeseeable side effect of causing me to start thinking about how things work at an early age, thus making me way smarter than the kids who unquestioningly accepted everything they saw because they were never prodded to think about shit.
No, dickhole, it's because she's a woman with a career path that doesn't involve being told where to shit for 4 years of her life and also because she's dating an ex-marine who would break up with her if she did anything so pansy-assed as joining the air force.
Well, in that case she might want to consider shutting her mouth when it comes to Wiggin's time of service.
so...you're not allowed to shit-talk someone if you haven't experienced exactly what they have?
No, dickhole, it's because she's a woman with a career path that doesn't involve being told where to shit for 4 years of her life and also because she's dating an ex-marine who would break up with her if she did anything so pansy-assed as joining the air force.
Well, in that case she might want to consider shutting her mouth when it comes to Wiggin's time of service.
when i was little i asked my dad how boba fett made his jetpack go without any handles or anything and he just said "i dunno, watch the movie."
My dad always asked me how I thought that things worked. He would tell me to think about it, to try to reason through it. Probably to make fun of me later, but it had the unforeseeable side effect of causing me to start thinking about how things work at an early age, thus making me way smarter than the kids who unquestioningly accepted everything they saw because they were never prodded to think about shit.
when i was little i asked my dad how boba fett made his jetpack go without any handles or anything and he just said "i dunno, watch the movie."
My dad always asked me how I thought that things worked. He would tell me to think about it, to try to reason through it. Probably to make fun of me later, but it had the unforeseeable side effect of causing me to start thinking about how things work at an early age, thus making me way smarter than the kids who unquestioningly accepted everything they saw because they were never prodded to think about shit.
today I went in the bathroom at a bookstore to take a leak
there was one dude talking on his phone and pacing in the handicapped stall, two guys in front of the other stall laughing and pushing each other, a guy peeing in the urinal and a dude washing his hands
I stayed in there for maybe four minutes and I swear to god the entire time nobody did anything differently. Two dudes pushing each other, dude pacing and yelling on his cell phone, guy at urinal pissing THE ENTIRE TIME and a kid washing his hands feverishly at the sink for four minutes.
when i was little i asked my dad how boba fett made his jetpack go without any handles or anything and he just said "i dunno, watch the movie."
My dad always asked me how I thought that things worked. He would tell me to think about it, to try to reason through it. Probably to make fun of me later, but it had the unforeseeable side effect of causing me to start thinking about how things work at an early age, thus making me way smarter than the kids who unquestioningly accepted everything they saw because they were never prodded to think about shit.
My dad drank a lot.
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I only see you post when you're bitching about other people. Maybe you should contribute something of value yourself before you start worrying about the behaviour of others.
there's no worry or stated desire to have a person speak in a different way
You're in a public place
And you get the sudden urge to poop
So you run to the bathroom, go to the stall and do your business
Just as the relief is cascading through your body you hear some people coming in
People with a high voices
You look through the slat and you see them, females, preteen girls, giggling and carrying on socially
You're in the Women's Restroom
Now you must make a decision
Leave in front of them and risk them making a hullabaloo as tween girls are want to do
Or
Wait until they leave and risk being found hiding in the ladies room spying on preteen girls
Make your choice
And for God's sake make it quickly
You all laughed at me when I started to carry make-up in my man purse. WE ALL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING NOW.
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No, dickhole, it's because she's a woman with a career path that doesn't involve being told where to shit for 4 years of her life and also because she's dating an ex-marine who would break up with her if she did anything so pansy-assed as joining the air force.
Well, in that case she might want to consider shutting her mouth when it comes to Wiggin's time of service.
what are you talking about
I made fun of him for being so stressed out he couldn't poop in what is widely known as the cuddliest branch of the armed forces
I don't know anything about his time of service, dumbass
I only see you post when you're bitching about other people. Maybe you should contribute something of value yourself before you start worrying about the behaviour of others.
there's no worry or stated desire to have a person speak in a different way
i just dislike his trolling is all
Try reacting to it. That's sure to get him to stop.
As you are "wont" to do. Not "want" to do. If you don't understand what you're saying, don't say it.
I think it was pretty well understood.
I would suggest that if you are using a word that doesn't fit into the phrase, then you most likely don't actually understand the phrase and are just repeating something you heard some fancy guy with a frilly blouse say, probably to create the impression that you are more educated than you really are.
I made fun of him for being so stressed out he couldn't poop in what is widely known as the cuddliest branch of the armed forces
I was told that the air force academy is the only academy to still favor techniques that value abusing its cadets for the sole purpose of abuse. Things like extraneous yelling and put downs, encouraging upper class cadets to belittle the freshman, forcing new cadets to eat in a posture that makes it difficult to swallow, and other things like that.
edit: Then again I didn't really read the thread too closely and maybe we aren't talking about the air force academy specifically in regards to where he had his training.
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Kovakdid a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered Userregular
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man sometimes i dont shit for days and thats just because of some genetic disorder
I made fun of him for being so stressed out he couldn't poop in what is widely known as the cuddliest branch of the armed forces
I was told that the air force academy is the only academy to still favor techniques that value abusing its cadets for the sole purpose of abuse. Things like extraneous yelling and put downs, encouraging upper class cadets to belittle the freshman, forcing new cadets to eat in a posture that makes it difficult to swallow, and other things like that.
could be worse
they could be challenged physically as well
I only see you post when you're bitching about other people. Maybe you should contribute something of value yourself before you start worrying about the behaviour of others.
there's no worry or stated desire to have a person speak in a different way
i just dislike his trolling is all
Try reacting to it. That's sure to get him to stop.
it's not done in a wah wah wah cut it out meanie manner
it's kind of like seeing a comedian wind up for a routine and fourteen minutes later all you've heard is a bunch of mexican jokes
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GOD, WAM. GROW A PENIS AND JOIN THE ARMED FORCES TO PROVE YOU'RE A MAN! LIKE THE COMPULSORY MILITARY SERVICE IN SOME COUNTRIES!
fair enough
I had considered writing "woman enough", but that would have been retarded.
WaM is too much man
all the other men would become eunuchs in shame
what the hell, kid
i ain't seen such a skank since i went to ska fest '99
ahahahahaaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxljftDEOXQ
clearly you missed the foot tapping.
I only see you post when you're bitching about other people. Maybe you should contribute something of value yourself before you start worrying about the behaviour of others.
he is now married to the girl. he told us this story on his bachelor party. which i was tempted to say during the wedding reception as a toast, but declined, because damn.
Well, in that case she might want to consider shutting her mouth when it comes to Wiggin's time of service.
because inevitably all the stalls would be taken up by people that took like 15 minutes to take a shit
As you are "wont" to do. Not "want" to do. If you don't understand what you're saying, don't say it. Now sit in the bathroom and make a gloryhole.
Really?
what are you talking about
I made fun of him for being so stressed out he couldn't poop in what is widely known as the cuddliest branch of the armed forces
I don't know anything about his time of service, dumbass
My football team was playing an away game in Portland. The locker room they have for the visiting team is tiny. Fucking tiny. I don't know how they expect 30+ people to change in there. We were using shower space to change. And there's one toilet. Given the small amount of time we have to dress and warm up for a game, we walked around the outside of the stadium and found the nearest bathroom, which happened to be the men's room. We're all like "whatever, I can still use that toilet" and have at it.
At halftime, Ben gets up from the stands and wanders down to that bathroom as the team is coming off the field. While he's in the middle of peeing at the urinal, into the men's bathroom come like 10 of my teammates.
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Do all German men like to slap around women or is it just you?
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My dad always asked me how I thought that things worked. He would tell me to think about it, to try to reason through it. Probably to make fun of me later, but it had the unforeseeable side effect of causing me to start thinking about how things work at an early age, thus making me way smarter than the kids who unquestioningly accepted everything they saw because they were never prodded to think about shit.
so...you're not allowed to shit-talk someone if you haven't experienced exactly what they have?
No, she shouldn't. Wiggin is clearly a pansy.
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goddammit
I think it was pretty well understood.
What happened? Did you stub your toe?
there was one dude talking on his phone and pacing in the handicapped stall, two guys in front of the other stall laughing and pushing each other, a guy peeing in the urinal and a dude washing his hands
I stayed in there for maybe four minutes and I swear to god the entire time nobody did anything differently. Two dudes pushing each other, dude pacing and yelling on his cell phone, guy at urinal pissing THE ENTIRE TIME and a kid washing his hands feverishly at the sink for four minutes.
I was like "ok I'll come back later"
My dad drank a lot.
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there's no worry or stated desire to have a person speak in a different way
i just dislike his trolling is all
You all laughed at me when I started to carry make-up in my man purse. WE ALL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING NOW.
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And I am OK with being made fun of in this manner
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Try reacting to it. That's sure to get him to stop.
I would suggest that if you are using a word that doesn't fit into the phrase, then you most likely don't actually understand the phrase and are just repeating something you heard some fancy guy with a frilly blouse say, probably to create the impression that you are more educated than you really are.
I was told that the air force academy is the only academy to still favor techniques that value abusing its cadets for the sole purpose of abuse. Things like extraneous yelling and put downs, encouraging upper class cadets to belittle the freshman, forcing new cadets to eat in a posture that makes it difficult to swallow, and other things like that.
edit: Then again I didn't really read the thread too closely and maybe we aren't talking about the air force academy specifically in regards to where he had his training.
anyone who disagrees is a stupid idiot who probably likes poop
could be worse
they could be challenged physically as well
it's not done in a wah wah wah cut it out meanie manner
it's kind of like seeing a comedian wind up for a routine and fourteen minutes later all you've heard is a bunch of mexican jokes