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The (no)job thread wherein JoeUser helps errybody

redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfixRegistered User regular
edited November 2009 in Social Entropy++
So, having finished my master's degree in May, I still find myself unemployed, and feeling pretty ass about it

I did wash windows for about a month, but I pretty much hated myself the entire time, and it didn't really leave any time to look for anything better.

So peeps, how's your job search goin?

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm at work right now

    aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't have to work. It's awesome. Sucks to be you.

    Run Run Run on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    what's your masters in

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I just quit my job because I hate it so now I'm looking again. It feels good. I've been off for a week and am now looking for a new job that doesn't suck.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    waiting until i move to get a new job

    my husband has applied to a bunch of stuff but nothing has happened yet

    Quoth on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    also I get a $600 bonus tomorrow and a raise in a month

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I just got a meeting invitation from my boss and his boss to discuss my next promotion.



    Kill me.

    Stale on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    hoping Mori won't post in here

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I'd get a job but school keeps me busy enough at the moment

    plus I have about a grand to live off of for entertainment purposes

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    stale is moving to Macrotransactions Manager

    Mysst on
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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    what's your masters in

    M.P.A. so, Public Administration

    ask me how many cities are hiring right now.

    actually, I got it because the uni was close and it would help in the pursuit of loftier higher ed. positions
    but schools aren't hiring as much now also, and the positions available go to wayy overqualified people that've been around longer than me

    redfenix on
  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    I just got a meeting invitation from my boss and his boss to discuss my next promotion.



    Kill me.

    why waste the afford

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The assistant vocal Director(or Ass. VD), of my current gig has Swine flu.

    Not a problem, right? he's just the ass, we've got the main VD to do all of that not my job, right?

    Oh wait, the Ass. VD was covering times then the VD couldn't make it to rehearsal.

    Oh hey the only other people qualified to VD are Me and my Assistant(The Ass. Music).

    Hopefully my assistant will cover enough that I don't kill myself, but stupid job.

    Also abbreviations for theater are hilarious.

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  • SelectaSelecta Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This old dude totally just came into my place of work to drop a deuce. Fuckin old dudes.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    stale is moving to Macrotransactions Manager

    Might be transitioning out of software and into outsource management


    I've got spreadsheets and roadmaps

    Stale on
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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    redfenix wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    what's your masters in

    M.P.A. so, Public Administration

    ask me how many cities are hiring right now.

    actually, I got it because the uni was close and it would help in the pursuit of loftier higher ed. positions
    but schools aren't hiring as much now also, and the positions available go to wayy overqualified people that've been around longer than me

    I got my MPA in May as well and I'm having the same issues. The one position I had a shot in, the town laid off like 25 people so hiring a recently graduated female former intern would not have looked good.

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    As my school requires it I'm interning for a city in the computational department without pay.

    I'm basically doing work for free.

    And then they barely have any work for me so I spend 7 hours or so a day surfing these forums and chatting with some friends waiting for some job to appear.

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I just quit my job because I hate it so now I'm looking again. It feels good. I've been off for a week and am now looking for a new job that doesn't suck.

    tell me more that sounds good

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I start my new job on monday so i plan to get really messed up before then

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    what's your masters in

    washing windows

    Iskander on
  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    fuck it, here's my resume, which i'm in the middle of overhauling, hence the dropoff near the end

    Education
    Southern Illinois University Edwardsville
    Master of Public Administration - May 2009
    University of Missouri, St. Louis
    Bachelor of Arts in English – May 2004


    Higher Education Experience

    Graduate Assistant Experience

    Graduate Assistant, Academic Marketing
    Southern Illinois University Edwardsville, September 2008 – May 2009

    • Update and maintain Admissions Internet and Intranet sites (Luminis, EMT)
    o Revise semester course catalog of ~750 classes for ease of use
    o Streamline database storage directories and filekeeping structure
    • Maintain records and demographic information on prospective students
    o Develop and utilize numerous increasingly efficient data-entry techniques
    o Prepare and present reports on relevant target information
    • Provide logistical and operational support for on-campus recruitment programs
    o Instruct student workers in appropriate tasks for events
    o Engage with and recruit prospective students

    Graduate Assistant, Kimmel Leadership Center
    Southern Illinois University Edwardsville, August 2007- June 2008

    • Maintain records on ~200 student organizations, websites, and annual documents
    o Track changes in leadership and contact information
    o Make information regarding ongoing student programs available
    • Act as liaison between student organizations and KLC staff
    o Draft, proof, and release information to student orgs via letter and email
    o Ensure student leaders and KLC staff are kept mutually informed

    Residential Life Experience

    Residence Hall Director
    McKendree College, August 2006 – June 2007

    • Responsible for seven apartment-style buildings of ~350 residents, seven Resident Assistants
    o Coordinate on-call hours for RA staff for 24/7 coverage
    o Plan and implement monthly programs for holistic student development
    • Judicial and incident processing duties; assigning sanctions for low to mid-tier infractions
    o Arrange and carry out sanction meetings, follow up on expectations
    o Use infraction events as a developmental tool
    Residence Counselor
    Illinois Math and Science Academy, August 2005 - June 2006

    • In-depth student development with a wing of 24 students
    o Met with wing as a group on a nightly basis, addressed given needs
    o Interacted in small groups or 1-to-1 frequently with students from all four wings of hall
    o Served as tutor, mentor, and role model for IMSA students at large
    • Maintained 20-hour/week office hours in building commons
    o Secured building premises at night, ensured full attendance of residents
    o Open-door policy for help with school work, or just to talk

    Residence Hall Director
    University of Saint Francis Residential Life, July 2004 to May 2005

    • Responsible for a building of 110 residents and three RA’s in a newly opened building
    o Establish new policies for the first apartment-style building on campus
     Worked with RA staff to set guidelines
     Allowed feedback from residents, kept an open dialogue
    • Facilitated low-tier infractions and assigned sanctions for residents
    o

    Residence Hall Association Co-President
    University of Missouri – St. Louis, September 2000 - September 2003

    • Managed an organization of five officers and 400 members among five halls
    o Increased budget from $3000 in 2000 to $18,000 in 2003
    o Plan, organize, and implement programs on a weekly basis
    o


    Skills
    • Certification in Technical writing
    • Proficient with Word, Excel, Access, PowerPoint, FrontPage, Dreamweaver, et al.
    • Experienced with building and troubleshooting PC’s, installing hardware.

    redfenix on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    what's your masters in

    washing windows

    Thesis:

    "Modern Streak Theories and the Classic Solutions."

    Stale on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I been thinking about getting a job, all my summer construction pay was spent as if a drunken sailor had hold of my debit card.

    Now that I'm not drinking, and thus could care less about my weekend nights, I think a bar gig Thurs - Sat. night would work pretty well. Doorman or barbacking.

    Dead Legend on
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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    what's your masters in

    washing windows

    dude that hired me for that got a kick out of hiring a guy w/ a master's to wash windows

    don't get me started about that goddamn job
    and i don't mind manual labor or working hard, not the issue

    redfenix on
  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    redfenix wrote: »
    fuck it, here's my resume, which i'm in the middle of overhauling, hence the dropoff near the end

    Education
    Southern Illinois University Edwardsville
    Master of Public Administration - May 2009
    University of Missouri, St. Louis
    Bachelor of Arts in English – May 2004


    Higher Education Experience

    Graduate Assistant Experience

    Graduate Assistant, Academic Marketing
    Southern Illinois University Edwardsville, September 2008 – May 2009

    • Update and maintain Admissions Internet and Intranet sites (Luminis, EMT)
    o Revise semester course catalog of ~750 classes for ease of use
    o Streamline database storage directories and filekeeping structure
    • Maintain records and demographic information on prospective students
    o Develop and utilize numerous increasingly efficient data-entry techniques
    o Prepare and present reports on relevant target information
    • Provide logistical and operational support for on-campus recruitment programs
    o Instruct student workers in appropriate tasks for events
    o Engage with and recruit prospective students

    Graduate Assistant, Kimmel Leadership Center
    Southern Illinois University Edwardsville, August 2007- June 2008

    • Maintain records on ~200 student organizations, websites, and annual documents
    o Track changes in leadership and contact information
    o Make information regarding ongoing student programs available
    • Act as liaison between student organizations and KLC staff
    o Draft, proof, and release information to student orgs via letter and email
    o Ensure student leaders and KLC staff are kept mutually informed

    Residential Life Experience

    Residence Hall Director
    McKendree College, August 2006 – June 2007

    • Responsible for seven apartment-style buildings of ~350 residents, seven Resident Assistants
    o Coordinate on-call hours for RA staff for 24/7 coverage
    o Plan and implement monthly programs for holistic student development
    • Judicial and incident processing duties; assigning sanctions for low to mid-tier infractions
    o Arrange and carry out sanction meetings, follow up on expectations
    o Use infraction events as a developmental tool
    Residence Counselor
    Illinois Math and Science Academy, August 2005 - June 2006

    • In-depth student development with a wing of 24 students
    o Met with wing as a group on a nightly basis, addressed given needs
    o Interacted in small groups or 1-to-1 frequently with students from all four wings of hall
    o Served as tutor, mentor, and role model for IMSA students at large
    • Maintained 20-hour/week office hours in building commons
    o Secured building premises at night, ensured full attendance of residents
    o Open-door policy for help with school work, or just to talk

    Residence Hall Director
    University of Saint Francis Residential Life, July 2004 to May 2005

    • Responsible for a building of 110 residents and three RA’s in a newly opened building
    o Establish new policies for the first apartment-style building on campus
     Worked with RA staff to set guidelines
     Allowed feedback from residents, kept an open dialogue
    • Facilitated low-tier infractions and assigned sanctions for residents
    o

    Residence Hall Association Co-President
    University of Missouri – St. Louis, September 2000 - September 2003

    • Managed an organization of five officers and 400 members among five halls
    o Increased budget from $3000 in 2000 to $18,000 in 2003
    o Plan, organize, and implement programs on a weekly basis
    o


    Skills
    • Certification in Technical writing
    • Proficient with Word, Excel, Access, PowerPoint, FrontPage, Dreamweaver, et al.
    • Experienced with building and troubleshooting PC’s, installing hardware.

    Are you a member of ASPA?

    VisionOfClarity on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I been thinking about getting a job, all my summer construction pay was spent as if a drunken sailor had hold of my debit card.

    Now that I'm not drinking, and thus could care less about my weekend nights, I think a bar gig Thurs - Sat. night would work pretty well. Doorman or barbacking.

    get that job and I'll trade you.


    How do you feel about Argentina and Romania?

    Stale on
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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    redfenix wrote: »
    fuck it, here's my resume, which i'm in the middle of overhauling, hence the dropoff near the end

    Education
    Southern Illinois University Edwardsville
    Master of Public Administration - May 2009
    University of Missouri, St. Louis
    Bachelor of Arts in English – May 2004


    Higher Education Experience

    Graduate Assistant Experience

    Graduate Assistant, Academic Marketing
    Southern Illinois University Edwardsville, September 2008 – May 2009

    • Update and maintain Admissions Internet and Intranet sites (Luminis, EMT)
    o Revise semester course catalog of ~750 classes for ease of use
    o Streamline database storage directories and filekeeping structure
    • Maintain records and demographic information on prospective students
    o Develop and utilize numerous increasingly efficient data-entry techniques
    o Prepare and present reports on relevant target information
    • Provide logistical and operational support for on-campus recruitment programs
    o Instruct student workers in appropriate tasks for events
    o Engage with and recruit prospective students

    Graduate Assistant, Kimmel Leadership Center
    Southern Illinois University Edwardsville, August 2007- June 2008

    • Maintain records on ~200 student organizations, websites, and annual documents
    o Track changes in leadership and contact information
    o Make information regarding ongoing student programs available
    • Act as liaison between student organizations and KLC staff
    o Draft, proof, and release information to student orgs via letter and email
    o Ensure student leaders and KLC staff are kept mutually informed

    Residential Life Experience

    Residence Hall Director
    McKendree College, August 2006 – June 2007

    • Responsible for seven apartment-style buildings of ~350 residents, seven Resident Assistants
    o Coordinate on-call hours for RA staff for 24/7 coverage
    o Plan and implement monthly programs for holistic student development
    • Judicial and incident processing duties; assigning sanctions for low to mid-tier infractions
    o Arrange and carry out sanction meetings, follow up on expectations
    o Use infraction events as a developmental tool
    Residence Counselor
    Illinois Math and Science Academy, August 2005 - June 2006

    • In-depth student development with a wing of 24 students
    o Met with wing as a group on a nightly basis, addressed given needs
    o Interacted in small groups or 1-to-1 frequently with students from all four wings of hall
    o Served as tutor, mentor, and role model for IMSA students at large
    • Maintained 20-hour/week office hours in building commons
    o Secured building premises at night, ensured full attendance of residents
    o Open-door policy for help with school work, or just to talk

    Residence Hall Director
    University of Saint Francis Residential Life, July 2004 to May 2005

    • Responsible for a building of 110 residents and three RA’s in a newly opened building
    o Establish new policies for the first apartment-style building on campus
     Worked with RA staff to set guidelines
     Allowed feedback from residents, kept an open dialogue
    • Facilitated low-tier infractions and assigned sanctions for residents
    o

    Residence Hall Association Co-President
    University of Missouri – St. Louis, September 2000 - September 2003

    • Managed an organization of five officers and 400 members among five halls
    o Increased budget from $3000 in 2000 to $18,000 in 2003
    o Plan, organize, and implement programs on a weekly basis
    o


    Skills
    • Certification in Technical writing
    • Proficient with Word, Excel, Access, PowerPoint, FrontPage, Dreamweaver, et al.
    • Experienced with building and troubleshooting PC’s, installing hardware.

    Are you a member of ASPA?

    nope, but i guess i should

    i have been thinking about doing some volunteer work or joining some organizations that would help w/ networking, etc

    redfenix on
  • FenyxFenyx Registered User new member
    edited October 2009
    Looking for part time work so I can go to school, get a degree, and then sit around hoping for a good job. Will post back here in five years.

    Fenyx on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    How do you feel about Argentina and Romania?

    Well Stale

    How do YOU feel about Argentina and Romania?

    Tell us.

    Iskander on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    How do you feel about Argentina and Romania?

    Well Stale

    How do YOU feel about Argentina and Romania?

    Tell us.

    I'd rather not.


    They have eyes everywhere.

    Stale on
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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    and i'd goddamn love this job, but i don't really have any writing samples, and i know i'm a witty dude, but the most recent crap i wrote were a bunch of research papers

    http://stlouis.craigslist.org/wri/1380411892.html

    and i'm in driving distance of the STL

    redfenix on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    at my job

    using my B.S degree (lol)

    it is boring as fuck but I make more money than i would makin coffee and i get benefits so yay

    also resume builder for grad school

    Arch on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    I been thinking about getting a job, all my summer construction pay was spent as if a drunken sailor had hold of my debit card.

    Now that I'm not drinking, and thus could care less about my weekend nights, I think a bar gig Thurs - Sat. night would work pretty well. Doorman or barbacking.

    get that job and I'll trade you.


    How do you feel about Argentina and Romania?

    1) How long does it take to get from Argentina to Bolivia
    2) Is Romania still under Soviet control?

    Dead Legend on
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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    redfenix wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    fuck it, here's my resume, which i'm in the middle of overhauling, hence the dropoff near the end

    Education
    Southern Illinois University Edwardsville
    Master of Public Administration - May 2009
    University of Missouri, St. Louis
    Bachelor of Arts in English – May 2004


    Higher Education Experience

    Graduate Assistant Experience

    Graduate Assistant, Academic Marketing
    Southern Illinois University Edwardsville, September 2008 – May 2009

    • Update and maintain Admissions Internet and Intranet sites (Luminis, EMT)
    o Revise semester course catalog of ~750 classes for ease of use
    o Streamline database storage directories and filekeeping structure
    • Maintain records and demographic information on prospective students
    o Develop and utilize numerous increasingly efficient data-entry techniques
    o Prepare and present reports on relevant target information
    • Provide logistical and operational support for on-campus recruitment programs
    o Instruct student workers in appropriate tasks for events
    o Engage with and recruit prospective students

    Graduate Assistant, Kimmel Leadership Center
    Southern Illinois University Edwardsville, August 2007- June 2008

    • Maintain records on ~200 student organizations, websites, and annual documents
    o Track changes in leadership and contact information
    o Make information regarding ongoing student programs available
    • Act as liaison between student organizations and KLC staff
    o Draft, proof, and release information to student orgs via letter and email
    o Ensure student leaders and KLC staff are kept mutually informed

    Residential Life Experience

    Residence Hall Director
    McKendree College, August 2006 – June 2007

    • Responsible for seven apartment-style buildings of ~350 residents, seven Resident Assistants
    o Coordinate on-call hours for RA staff for 24/7 coverage
    o Plan and implement monthly programs for holistic student development
    • Judicial and incident processing duties; assigning sanctions for low to mid-tier infractions
    o Arrange and carry out sanction meetings, follow up on expectations
    o Use infraction events as a developmental tool
    Residence Counselor
    Illinois Math and Science Academy, August 2005 - June 2006

    • In-depth student development with a wing of 24 students
    o Met with wing as a group on a nightly basis, addressed given needs
    o Interacted in small groups or 1-to-1 frequently with students from all four wings of hall
    o Served as tutor, mentor, and role model for IMSA students at large
    • Maintained 20-hour/week office hours in building commons
    o Secured building premises at night, ensured full attendance of residents
    o Open-door policy for help with school work, or just to talk

    Residence Hall Director
    University of Saint Francis Residential Life, July 2004 to May 2005

    • Responsible for a building of 110 residents and three RA’s in a newly opened building
    o Establish new policies for the first apartment-style building on campus
     Worked with RA staff to set guidelines
     Allowed feedback from residents, kept an open dialogue
    • Facilitated low-tier infractions and assigned sanctions for residents
    o

    Residence Hall Association Co-President
    University of Missouri – St. Louis, September 2000 - September 2003

    • Managed an organization of five officers and 400 members among five halls
    o Increased budget from $3000 in 2000 to $18,000 in 2003
    o Plan, organize, and implement programs on a weekly basis
    o


    Skills
    • Certification in Technical writing
    • Proficient with Word, Excel, Access, PowerPoint, FrontPage, Dreamweaver, et al.
    • Experienced with building and troubleshooting PC’s, installing hardware.

    Are you a member of ASPA?

    nope, but i guess i should

    i have been thinking about doing some volunteer work or joining some organizations that would help w/ networking, etc

    It was recommended to me by my professors. I'm probably going to try and get on the campaign for one of the folks running in our special election as well. That or say fuck it and go to law school and go through this again in a few years.

    VisionOfClarity on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    1. at least 14 hours by ground
    2. That depends on your definition of both "control" and "soviet"

    Stale on
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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm probably turning down my job offer to do grad school.

    <3 on
  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm probably turning down my job offer to do grad school.

    I did this with two positions and I regret is completely.

    VisionOfClarity on
  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm probably turning down my job offer to do grad school.

    i honestly don't feel that a master's is more valuable than experience right now

    but i could be wrong

    redfenix on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    what's your masters in

    washing windows

    are you the viper

    tsplitter on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm probably turning down my job offer to do grad school.

    I did this with two positions and I regret is completely.

    hey I just saw your thing on FB and good luck!

    Usagi on
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