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Abel Raises Cain

Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
So there's this guy, Alan Abel, who is probably one of the most interesting people I've ever heard of. He has spent his life creating hoaxes and drawing media attention to them.

He started with a campaign to fight the indecency of nude animals;
Beginning May 27, 1959 with a story on the Today Show, the Society for Indecency to Naked Animals (SINA), was Abel's most elaborate hoax. SINA's mission was to clothe naked animals throughout the world. They are best known today for their tagline: "A nude horse is a rude horse". As spokesman for the group, Buck Henry appeared on television and radio several times, including the CBS Evening News on August 21, 1962. The hoax began as a satire of media censorship but took on a life of its own with sympathizers offering unsolicited contributions (always returned), citizen summonses for walking naked dogs, and sewing patterns for pet clothes.

Over the years he's concocted stories and events to draw the attention of the media, to fool them into humility.
Following the Watergate scandal, Abel hired an actor to pose as Deep Throat for a press conference in New York City before 150 reporters. Literary agent Scott Meredith offered $100,000 to buy the rights to his story. At the news conference the Deep Throat impostor quarreled with his purported wife, then fainted and was whisked away in a waiting ambulance.

His work could be viewed as irresponsible, childish or even malicious, but you'd be slighting the service he's provided to us over the years. He is a sort of balance for the run amoc media, who often find themselves more interested in the dazzle and shine of outlandish, too good to be true stories. So blinded by the sparkle that they would run them with little fact checking.
In 1979 Abel staged his own death from a heart attack near the Sundance Ski Lodge. A fake funeral director collected his belongings and a woman posing as his widow notified the New York Times. The Times published an obituary January 2, 1980[1] (a rare example of a premature obituary). On January 3, 1980, Abel held a news conference to announce that the "reports of my demise have been grossly exaggerated".

He's a performance artist of sorts, his canvas is the American media, his paint is the controversy and scandal we surround ourselves with and his brush is the gullibility of newscasters and pundits looking to make a name for themselves.
Omar's School for Beggars was a fictional school for professional panhandlers. As Omar, Abel was invited to numerous television talk shows including the Tomorrow Show hosted by Tom Snyder, as well as Morton Downey, Jr., Sally Jessy Raphael, Mike Douglas and Sonya Friedman, who was especially upset because Omar ate his lunch on camera. The hoax was a satirical commentary on the rise of unemployment and homelessness in America. Omar's TV appearances spanned the period from 1975 to 1988, even though he had been exposed several times.

His feats of extraordinary splendor have amazing and entertained us for years, but have done for us a far greater service then spread a sly smile across our faces; they've acted as an advocate for integrity when it comes to reporting.
Abel was behind one of the most talked-about incidents in The Phil Donahue Show's history - on January 21, 1985, soon after the show's well-publicized move of its operations from Chicago to WNBC New York.

On that day's program, seven members of the audience appeared to faint during the broadcast, which was seen live in New York. Donahue feared the fainting was caused by both anxiety at being on television and an overheated studio on a morning that was cold and snowy outside. He eventually cleared the studio of audience members and then resumed the show.

It turned out the fainting "spell" was cooked up by Abel in what he said was a protest against poor-quality television.

Still, now you may believe it to be impossible for a man of such notoriety to perpetrate any of his outlandish stories. That now we have possibly reached a point where it would be harder to fool the media then ever, but you'd be wrong.
At the 2000 Republican National Convention in Philadelphia, Abel introduced a campaign to ban all breastfeeding because "it is an incestuous relationship between mother and baby that manifests an oral addiction leading youngsters to smoke, drink and even becoming a homosexual." After two hundred interviews over two years, Abel confessed the hoax in U.S. News & World Report.

Alan Abel is many things to many people, to some his is the face of the crow; a trickster with a devilish smile. To others, he is a defender of the people, an advocate for media responsibility. To me, he's one of the most interesting people I've ever heard of.

If you're interested in learning more about him, there's a great documentary on Hulu about him. You won't regret spending the hour and twenty-two minutes it takes to watch it all, I swear.

Cain Raises Abel

Warning: There is nudity in the movie

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Wow, that looks really interesting.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    run amok

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    good thread Filler :^:

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    neato

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wow, that looks really interesting.

    It really is, the guy has done some amazing things in his life.
    run amok

    Yeah, I wasn't sure what the right phrase was :/
    Druhim wrote: »
    good thread Filler :^:

    Thanks dru!

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am intensely interested in this man now

    thank you for bringing him to my attention

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    run amok

    Yeah, I wasn't sure what the right phrase was :/

    its cool, not one you see used frequently

    you also use the phrase "man of his notary" up there

    might wanna fix it, if you care

    its notoriety

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i gonna watch this flick on this cat

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    run amok

    Yeah, I wasn't sure what the right phrase was :/

    its cool, not one you see used frequently

    you also use the phrase "man of his notary" up there

    might wanna fix it, if you care

    its notoriety

    Shit, thanks!

    I should have reread it better than I did.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So like, could I have read all of that on his Wiki page?

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    So like, could I have read all of that on his Wiki page?

    Yes, but you wouldn't have been able to read my spelling mistakes and half assed explanation of his life.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Never heard of this guy!

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    So like, could I have read all of that on his Wiki page?

    you could have also not replied like a smarmy prick, but that didn't stop you, did it

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I ams what I ams Rank.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    So like, could I have read all of that on his Wiki page?

    you could have also not replied like a smarmy prick, but that didn't stop you, did it

    Hahahaha yes

    Rane you are a treasure.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    "Sorry, currently our video library can only be streamed from within the United States"

    well isn't that just bloody fucking brilliant

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Aw man, I can't watch until eight tonight

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    "Sorry, currently our video library can only be streamed from within the United States"

    well isn't that just bloody fucking brilliant

    I put a link to the google video version which hopefully will work for you and other nonUS residents.

    edit: no i didn't. shit.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    In 1993, when euthanasia and Jack Kevorkian were common topics in the news, Abel set up the bogus Florida company "Euthanasia Cruises, Ltd." which would offer cruises allowing suicidal participants to jump into the ocean after three days of partying. He revived this hoax in a column in 2006

    this is wonderful

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I like James Randi.

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    this is goddamned incredible

    how had i not heard of this guy before

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  • DeathPrawnDeathPrawn Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is amazing.

    He's like Sacha Baron Cohen with a touch of class.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I should watch this tonight.

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    DeathPrawn wrote: »
    This is amazing.

    He's like Sacha Baron Cohen with a touch of class.

    Cohen's a cheap clown compared to this dude.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Reminds me of the whole Carlos scene down in Australia back in the late 80's. James Randi was behind that, right?

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  • SempriniSemprini Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Always nice to see the media kept on their toes.
    Suppose his acts could be seen as malicious, but a protest aganist Naked Animals?
    If you're gonna put money towards something like THAT, you shouldn't get that money back.
    "No. No, go away! This is our money now. You don't get this money back. Tell you what, we are going to use your money to give a duck some underpants and its all thanks to you!"

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Duckeroos.

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