This pet store near me is selling these amazing Montana residents for $150 a head. The question is raised, by me, to you: How many prairie dogs can I buy on my forged credit cards before it is unfashionable and crowded?
Also, how many would you buy? Please answer in essay form, and name them as to avoid confusion.
Also, don't try to double space your essay because that was gauche in 4th grade.
I thought selling prairie dogs as pets was illegal in the US.
On September 8, 2008, the FDA and CDC rescinded the ban making it once again legal to capture, sell, and transport prairie dogs effective immediately. Federal Register / Vol. 73, No. 174 Although the federal ban has been lifted, several States still have their own ban on prairie dogs in place.
which is probably also why it's so expensive to buy one
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you can sell gophers for $150?
brb gonna go catch me some
who's with me
but they're adorable
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWnFak7Lw3s
Coran Attack!
that's why I'm making them tiny parachutes and goggles
and tiny flame throwers
same fucking thing
but owning one is probably not a good idea.
clearly you don't understand the subtleties
that's ok, I don't expect much from you
They also sell squirrels for insane prices. The price you can also pay is A BOX AND SOME SEEDS.
whoooops I'm positive you are wrong
hey that reminds me. the punkin chunkin is goin on in DE early nov i think.
e- yep
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
whoooops I'm positive you are terrible
edit: Oh, I guess I don't know where you're from.
I just assumed Montana for some reason from the post.
prairie dogs tend toward skinny like meerkats
gophers are more like ground hogs and are sort of beaverish
which is probably also why it's so expensive to buy one
In which case, you will be shot and killed by Mayor Goodman himself.
not every state
i am absolutely not seeing a difference here
the world record holder for trebuchets is in Burlington, WA, my old home town
huuuuge fucking trebuchet
edit: apparently their record isn't recognized, but they launched one over 1860 feet with a trebuchet a couple years back
They would probably rend every cable in your house leading to $800 in electrocuted Raticates
well you are clearly not a biologist
quoth you are great
that is all