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ITT: Condom Sex vs. No-Condom Sex

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    I think I've masturbated so much that a vagina just doesn't work for me anymore.

    Actually, I've never had sex without a condom on. I'm really hoping that this is the reason that I find actual intercourse to be so lackluster.
    It most likely is. My first girlfriend and I didn't always use a condom since we were each other's first (still stupid, but she was on the pill)

    It was always better without the condom
    also I got really good at the whole pulling out thing.

    edit - fuck me top paged


    uh

    call


    just in case you weren't joking

    pulling out isn't even 50% effective
    Just in case you're literate
    (still stupid, but she was on the pill)

    scarlet st. on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    I think I've masturbated so much that a vagina just doesn't work for me anymore.

    Actually, I've never had sex without a condom on. I'm really hoping that this is the reason that I find actual intercourse to be so lackluster.
    It most likely is. My first girlfriend and I didn't always use a condom since we were each other's first (still stupid, but she was on the pill)

    It was always better without the condom
    also I got really good at the whole pulling out thing.

    edit - fuck me top paged


    uh

    call


    just in case you weren't joking

    pulling out isn't even 50% effective

    Scarlet said that, not me you dumbleshit.

    He also said they were stupid.

    Callius on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Man I had already changed it, too.

    Javen on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    pulling out is the best

    mostly just to see how far up her you can spray

    it's like skeeball, with her face being that tiny 100 point hole in the middle

    Knob on
  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I...

    I, uh...

    I haven't had sex in almost two years.

    Fucking divorce.

    redimpulse on
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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    sex without a condom is fabulous, and it perhaps the best argument for monagamy

    Zonkytonkman on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I've never gotten a headshot before.

    My last girl wanted me to bust out on her tits a lot.

    After like the second time I told her to bring her own towel.

    Javen on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Does anyone else not have to take breaks between orgasms?

    I'm kind of curious about that.

    Shorty on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    I think I've masturbated so much that a vagina just doesn't work for me anymore.

    Actually, I've never had sex without a condom on. I'm really hoping that this is the reason that I find actual intercourse to be so lackluster.
    It most likely is. My first girlfriend and I didn't always use a condom since we were each other's first (still stupid, but she was on the pill)

    It was always better without the condom
    also I got really good at the whole pulling out thing.

    edit - fuck me top paged


    uh

    call


    just in case you weren't joking

    pulling out isn't even 50% effective
    Just in case you're literate
    (still stupid, but she was on the pill)

    So you pulled out to srpay her butt cheeks?

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    pulling out is the best

    mostly just to see how far up her you can spray

    it's like skeeball, with her face being that tiny 100 point hole in the middle
    Remind me not to buy any used furniture from you.

    FreddyD on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Callius: I wonder if it's because there's too much stress in the world that normal sex isn't enough anymore. There's something really intelligent that I'm trying to say right now and it just won't congeal into a solid statement. I'm sure you understand.

    Darth Waiter on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    I think I've masturbated so much that a vagina just doesn't work for me anymore.

    Actually, I've never had sex without a condom on. I'm really hoping that this is the reason that I find actual intercourse to be so lackluster.
    It most likely is. My first girlfriend and I didn't always use a condom since we were each other's first (still stupid, but she was on the pill)

    It was always better without the condom
    also I got really good at the whole pulling out thing.

    edit - fuck me top paged


    uh

    call


    just in case you weren't joking

    pulling out isn't even 50% effective
    Just in case you're literate
    (still stupid, but she was on the pill)

    oh fine, edit in what you want

    jerk

    Raneados on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    I've never gotten a headshot before.

    My last girl wanted me to bust out on her tits a lot.

    After like the second time I told her to bring her own towel.

    Oh, they're pretty glorious man.

    Pretty damned glorious.

    Callius on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I have a female friend who has been having sex with a guy for almost a year now, and yeah, all they use is the withdrawal method. I have no idea how she manages to not get pregnant.

    Brolo on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    I've never gotten a headshot before.

    My last girl wanted me to bust out on her tits a lot.

    After like the second time I told her to bring her own towel.

    Oh, they're pretty glorious man.

    Pretty damned glorious.

    I'm just afraid if I do the first thing that will happen is I'll involuntarily shout "BOOYA!", do the arm pump thing, maybe call a buddy to give him the good news.

    Javen on
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    i think that my spooge volume is alarmingly low

    i dunno, porn stars seem to have mutant powers to me.

    Zonkytonkman on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Rolo wrote:
    I have a female friend who has been having sex with a guy for almost a year now, and yeah, all they use is the withdrawal method. I have no idea how she manages to not get pregnant.

    they might have timed her cycles. Surprisingly enough it's a viable method with a success rate around 99%

    Raneados on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Rolo wrote:
    I have a female friend who has been having sex with a guy for almost a year now, and yeah, all they use is the withdrawal method. I have no idea how she manages to not get pregnant.

    I think the reason the success rate is so low is that dudes don't pull out soon enough. If they pull out fairly far in advance and finish by hand, it's probably higher.

    Shorty on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shorty wrote:
    Does anyone else not have to take breaks between orgasms?

    I'm kind of curious about that.
    Everyone does. There's a term for it in clinical psychology (essentially a synonym for cooldown timer (I can't believe I just said that)), and in certain cultures it is longer or shorter than in others. Shorter periods lead to more sexually active people as well as more sexual partners than do longer periods.

    scarlet st. on
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Hmm, I think the Romans and Greeks and Phoenicians did stuff that would be considered extremely fucking insane in our day.

    Greeks dressed up in goat carcasses and added huge fucking dicks

    I read that zoophilia article over on wikipedia. It included a description of a Roman spectacle: A hundred tiny blonde girls being raped by a hundred drunk baboons.

    Phoenician law forced every woman to at least one days prostitution a year. Royalty included.

    So there. Humanity likes kinky shit.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    i think that my spooge volume is alarmingly low

    i dunno, porn stars seem to have mutant powers to me.

    My splooge is sadly, and alarmingly, quite liquidy and not very viscous.

    Callius on
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  • Mad IronMad Iron Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    redimpulse wrote:
    I...

    I, uh...

    I haven't had sex in almost two years.

    Fucking divorce.

    I'll be hitting 6 months here pretty soon. Hey, I'm catching up!

    Fucking divorce.

    Mad Iron on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shorty wrote:
    Does anyone else not have to take breaks between orgasms?

    I'm kind of curious about that.

    yo

    yeah, I do, at least not 20 minutes or whatever it's supposed to be. I used to be on a 5 minute time but lately it's been around 30 seconds to a minute. The sooner I start up again, the longer I can go, apparently.

    Raneados on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Shorty wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    I have a female friend who has been having sex with a guy for almost a year now, and yeah, all they use is the withdrawal method. I have no idea how she manages to not get pregnant.

    I think the reason the success rate is so low is that dudes don't pull out soon enough. If they pull out fairly far in advance and finish by hand, it's probably higher.

    but you are leaking swimmers all throughout the boning

    Knob on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    I have a female friend who has been having sex with a guy for almost a year now, and yeah, all they use is the withdrawal method. I have no idea how she manages to not get pregnant.

    I think the reason the success rate is so low is that dudes don't pull out soon enough. If they pull out fairly far in advance and finish by hand, it's probably higher.

    but you are leaking swimmers all throughout the boning

    but most come (lol) near the end

    Raneados on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    i think that my spooge volume is alarmingly low

    i dunno, porn stars seem to have mutant powers to me.

    My splooge is sadly, and alarmingly, quite liquidy and not very viscous.

    mine is like damn pudding

    it will sit in piles wherever it lands

    Knob on
  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I think I can remember the individual times that I've successfully blown a load during condom sex. It just doesn't work for me.

    I have a hard enough time busting a nut at someone else's behest to begin with.

    Captain K on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Does anyone else not have to take breaks between orgasms?

    I'm kind of curious about that.

    yo

    yeah, I do, at least not 20 minutes or whatever it's supposed to be. I used to be on a 5 minute time but lately it's been around 30 seconds to a minute. The sooner I start up again, the longer I can go, apparently.

    I never have to take breaks. I shoot it and just keep going. It's odd.

    Shorty on
  • superslothsupersloth Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kids scare the shit out of me. I wear a condom and she's on the pill.

    supersloth on
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    muh.
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    i think that my spooge volume is alarmingly low

    i dunno, porn stars seem to have mutant powers to me.

    My splooge is sadly, and alarmingly, quite liquidy and not very viscous.

    it would have to be to navigate the entire length of your cock

    Zonkytonkman on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    all my life I wanted to spray across the room

    but even with thrusting and timing I can only get it like a foot

    Raneados on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Who wants to be the guy I call when I finally land one on the old noggin?

    Javen on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shorty wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Does anyone else not have to take breaks between orgasms?

    I'm kind of curious about that.

    yo

    yeah, I do, at least not 20 minutes or whatever it's supposed to be. I used to be on a 5 minute time but lately it's been around 30 seconds to a minute. The sooner I start up again, the longer I can go, apparently.

    I never have to take breaks. I shoot it and just keep going. It's odd.

    I make up for it by having a good "lasting time"

    Raneados on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    i think that my spooge volume is alarmingly low

    i dunno, porn stars seem to have mutant powers to me.

    My splooge is sadly, and alarmingly, quite liquidy and not very viscous.

    mine is like damn pudding

    it will sit in piles wherever it lands

    Mine is like water.

    Which, given my personal preferences and desires, it's fucking annoying.

    Callius on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    once i was beating off on the crapper and hit the ceiling

    it was a really low ceiling though

    i haven't been able to do it again, try as i might

    Knob on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    Who wants to be the guy I call when I finally land one on the old noggin?
    Right here, Jav.

    scarlet st. on
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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    i think that my spooge volume is alarmingly low

    i dunno, porn stars seem to have mutant powers to me.

    My splooge is sadly, and alarmingly, quite liquidy and not very viscous.

    mine is like damn pudding

    it will sit in piles wherever it lands

    :winky:

    Zonkytonkman on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    Who wants to be the guy I call when I finally land one on the old noggin?

    I'll step up to the plate for ya'.

    Callius on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    i think that my spooge volume is alarmingly low

    i dunno, porn stars seem to have mutant powers to me.

    My splooge is sadly, and alarmingly, quite liquidy and not very viscous.

    mine is like damn pudding

    it will sit in piles wherever it lands

    Mine is like water.

    Which, given my personal preferences and desires, it's fucking annoying.

    lets trade, all this pudding spooge does for me is makes cleanup extra time consuming and gross

    Knob on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    Who wants to be the guy I call when I finally land one on the old noggin?

    Definitely call me; I need to live vicariously through someone.

    Darth Waiter on
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