like someone blew their nose in a pound of raw bacon
God help you if you date a Japanese girl. Got more hair on the bacon than a silverback gorilla.
You know I've never had to deal with that. Every chick I've been with pretty much "scorched da urf" if you will. Not sure what I would do with 70s bush. Maybe just whip out a razor right there.
But you know, there's a lot more to sex than the thrusting and I would never mind the extra protection.
Plus I've had bad experiences with crazy hormone levels due to the pill so condoms are A-OK in my mind.
Hell yes.
My first girlfriend went off the fucking deep end when she went on the pill. To this day I'm paranoid about dating anybody who's taking it.
Man, that's why I stopped taking the shot. I went even crazier than I normally am. It got to the point where I'd be screaming at my boyfriend one minute, then completely fine the next, to suicidal. It was insane.
My religion teacher in catholic school used to say shit like that. Then she once complained that the planet was overpopulated. I didn't say anything because I was already on the edge with her for giving up guilt for lent.
My religion teacher in catholic school used to say shit like that. Then she once complained that the planet was overpopulated. I didn't say anything because I was already on the edge with her for giving up guilt for lent.
Shoulda hit it.
I got in trouble once - in CCD - for drawing God like a cloud with eyes. I mean I was like...seven and didn't have the whole anthropomorphic idea of God in my head so that's how I envisioned him. They brought my drawing to the head nun, I got called in, and she said "is this how you picture God?" and then I got talked down to for like 10 minutes about how I should have drawn a kindly old man with a bearded face.
I uh...I guess that's not related.
I would have fucked the teacher raw, though. She wasn't a nun. Not at seven...I met her years later. Hot.
My religion teacher in catholic school used to say shit like that. Then she once complained that the planet was overpopulated. I didn't say anything because I was already on the edge with her for giving up guilt for lent.
Shoulda hit it.
I got in trouble once - in CCD - for drawing God like a cloud with eyes. I mean I was like...seven and didn't have the whole anthropomorphic idea of God in my head so that's how I envisioned him. They brought my drawing to the head nun, I got called in, and she said "is this how you picture God?" and then I got talked down to for like 10 minutes about how I should have drawn a kindly old man with a bearded face.
I uh...I guess that's not related.
I would have fucked the teacher raw, though. She wasn't a nun. Not at seven...I met her years later. Hot.
Well the woman I'm speaking of was not at all hot and she died that year actually but that is neither here nor there.
But it was instruction from people like her that has led me to describe myself as "a recovering catholic" for the last few years.
so when exactly is it a good idea to bring up the idea of a bondage photoshoot with your girlfriend cal? Over breakfast? During a commercial while watching tv?
so when exactly is it a good idea to bring up the idea of a bondage photoshoot with your girlfriend cal? Over breakfast? During a commercial while watching tv?
I did it when I was at work.
y'know... on the government's dime.
That's right folks, you're paying for this quality post with your hard earned taxable income!
so when exactly is it a good idea to bring up the idea of a bondage photoshoot with your girlfriend cal? Over breakfast? During a commercial while watching tv?
Usually after Callius goes to bed, I've found.
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My religion teacher in catholic school used to say shit like that. Then she once complained that the planet was overpopulated. I didn't say anything because I was already on the edge with her for giving up guilt for lent.
Shoulda hit it.
I got in trouble once - in CCD - for drawing God like a cloud with eyes. I mean I was like...seven and didn't have the whole anthropomorphic idea of God in my head so that's how I envisioned him. They brought my drawing to the head nun, I got called in, and she said "is this how you picture God?" and then I got talked down to for like 10 minutes about how I should have drawn a kindly old man with a bearded face.
I got yelled at by a nun in second grade because I yawned in class.
so when exactly is it a good idea to bring up the idea of a bondage photoshoot with your girlfriend cal? Over breakfast? During a commercial while watching tv?
i went to a catholic elementary and a catholic high school
nuns were never teachers
there was one nun who visited the high school on occasion to help out with masses and council students (especially pregnant ones)
she was a hoot
woman was apparently a prostitute back in the day before she found jesus and stuff. she had interesting stories and a blunt, almost hilariously profane way of telling them. she was really good at building a rapport with the students and everyone loved her.
50 year old lady
saying how she's probably sucked more dick than the entire senior year.
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edited December 2006
I went to catholic elementary. I went to catholic high school for a year and a half
The president of the high school, a Franciscan monk, gave a kid drug money so that the guy could pee on him
I went to catholic elementary. I went to catholic high school for a year and a half
The president of the high school, a Franciscan monk, gave a kid drug money so that the guy could pee on him
what the
how old were you when you moved away from Charicatureland?
I didn't move, I left the school voluntarily to go to a public high school. This was before the scandal made the news (although it happened before I attended the school)
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Women pleasure men at the wave of a golden hand
And turn to receive when it waves again
God help you if you date a Japanese girl. Got more hair on the bacon than a silverback gorilla.
You know I've never had to deal with that. Every chick I've been with pretty much "scorched da urf" if you will. Not sure what I would do with 70s bush. Maybe just whip out a razor right there.
Hell yes.
My first girlfriend went off the fucking deep end when she went on the pill. To this day I'm paranoid about dating anybody who's taking it.
ahahhahaahhaha
Man, that's why I stopped taking the shot. I went even crazier than I normally am. It got to the point where I'd be screaming at my boyfriend one minute, then completely fine the next, to suicidal. It was insane.
I'm not talking about tranquilizers.
She was also clinicly drepessed for that month.
It was not a good month.
I know. Depo. Plus a little heroin never hurt anyone.
My religion teacher in catholic school used to say shit like that. Then she once complained that the planet was overpopulated. I didn't say anything because I was already on the edge with her for giving up guilt for lent.
Shoulda hit it.
I got in trouble once - in CCD - for drawing God like a cloud with eyes. I mean I was like...seven and didn't have the whole anthropomorphic idea of God in my head so that's how I envisioned him. They brought my drawing to the head nun, I got called in, and she said "is this how you picture God?" and then I got talked down to for like 10 minutes about how I should have drawn a kindly old man with a bearded face.
I uh...I guess that's not related.
I would have fucked the teacher raw, though. She wasn't a nun. Not at seven...I met her years later. Hot.
Do tell.
Thus far it involves a white cotton shirt, white panties, white knee high socks, black and red electrical tape and a shower.
Okay, and what will your girlfriend be wearing?
Well the woman I'm speaking of was not at all hot and she died that year actually but that is neither here nor there.
But it was instruction from people like her that has led me to describe myself as "a recovering catholic" for the last few years.
Smooches, you're cute.
I think I laughed harder at this than I should have.
I knew you would.
it adds that sinister touch to what would otherwise be a bunch of common wet t-shirt/panty shots.
Well, from what we've been talking about it will turn into an electrical tape bondage shot in the bathtub.
I did it when I was at work.
y'know... on the government's dime.
That's right folks, you're paying for this quality post with your hard earned taxable income!
Usually after Callius goes to bed, I've found.
I got yelled at by a nun in second grade because I yawned in class.
i went to a catholic elementary and a catholic high school
nuns were never teachers
there was one nun who visited the high school on occasion to help out with masses and council students (especially pregnant ones)
she was a hoot
woman was apparently a prostitute back in the day before she found jesus and stuff. she had interesting stories and a blunt, almost hilariously profane way of telling them. she was really good at building a rapport with the students and everyone loved her.
50 year old lady
saying how she's probably sucked more dick than the entire senior year.
The president of the high school, a Franciscan monk, gave a kid drug money so that the guy could pee on him
what the
how old were you when you moved away from Charicatureland?
I didn't move, I left the school voluntarily to go to a public high school. This was before the scandal made the news (although it happened before I attended the school)
I can't seem to find any articles on it online
Only gaybies.
Not omega AIDS
You have to get bitten by a radioactive gay person to get that
Do you get automatically cured if you kill the original alpha fag, or...maybe that's werewolves. I get my mythologies mixed up all the time.