i just want to drive around with a large LCD in one of the windows that can display stuff that you type. sometimes wild gesticulations and yelling "USE YOUR GODDAMNED TURN SIGNAL YOU RETARD!" aren't enough.
i just want to drive around with a large LCD in one of the windows that can display stuff that you type. sometimes wild gesticulations and yelling "USE YOUR GODDAMNED TURN SIGNAL YOU RETARD!" aren't enough.
i just want to drive around with a large LCD in one of the windows that can display stuff that you type. sometimes wild gesticulations and yelling "USE YOUR GODDAMNED TURN SIGNAL YOU RETARD!" aren't enough.
hook up a pa to your truck
wait you don't live in texas, you probably own a vehicle other than a truck
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i went to the store the other day and while going for a parking spot, i got stuck behind this car just sitting in the middle of the aisle
there was a lady leaning into the driver side window and they were having a conversation
i figured i'd let them finish, but after two or three minutes cars starting piling up behind me and they were still just merrily chatting away, no way for anyone to get through or around
so i figured i would call attention to the pile of cars accumulating behind them. and i honked. just once. not angrily. i didn't lean on the horn or beat on it, i just gave a single quick beep meant to say, 'hey look back here we are all stuck can you relocate your conversation please'
and the lady throws her bags up in the air and starts storming towards my car as the other car speeds off. she is screaming obscenities and telling me to get the fuck out of the car, and doing that stupid thing where you hold your arms out to the sides and shrug them, i don't know, you see people who are going to fight do it.
and she's like this 60 year old lady
so i start laughing my ass off and pull into a spot and she storms off into the store screaming all the while
i was a little disappointed she didn't wait for me to get out so she could take a swing at me. i would have dearly loved to stand there laughing like a madman while a 110 pound grandma wailed on me
my aunt got backed into while she was driving down the street; inexperienced driver (18 year old girl) hit the gas instead of the brake when backing out of a space
leant my aunt's van on two wheels and got opened up like a tin can, because the car had a trailer hitch and the van was still moving
girl got out, glanced at the immense damage, jumped back into the car, locked the doors and called her parents, who told her to drive away
luckily someone called the cops and they arrived shortly
I got caught doing 46 in a 35 on a road I never go on. It was after my last final and a friend and I decided to go find some hot wings to celebrate, the guy wasn't even in his car that pulled me over. he was just on the sidewalk with a radar gun and stepped out into the street to direct me over to give me a ticket.
fortunately, Wichita let's you get your ticket "ammended" (I know it isn't proper use for the term but that's what they call it) where you meet with the prosecutor and they turn your speeding ticket into "innattentive Driving" (another term wichita made up) which will not go on your insurance record because insurance doesn't know what that is because wichita made it up. It cost a bit more, but it's a hell of a lot better than diversion.
i made a rude gesture the other day because i was in a foul mood and this bitch was just sitting at a stop sign for like 10 minutes doing nothing, and then she slams on her brakes as i get to go to let some pedestrian pass
hey lady good holiday cheer but fuck you
the old bastard she let by decided to inform me that my gesture could be punished by the law
i said thank you and went on my way, but i really wanted to just reach out my window and paw that brand new bottle of liquor he had right out of his hands and onto the ground
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How people get pissed if you aren't always driving at least the speed limit
I thought the posted limit was supposed to be the maximum speed allowed, not the minimum speed tolerated.
If you drive more than ten miles per hour under the speed limit, you're supposed to put your hazards on, because you're making things dangerous for everybody that isn't a senior citizen
I've only seen them live once, but they were fucking amazing.
Do you have any Charlie Pathetic CD's that you could send me? Cause I don't see a spot on their website to pick one up.
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I like first and second wave ska more than the later stuff coming out. It all seems to sound like Less Than Jake to me now. Give me some good rocksteady and I am happy.
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I don't know.
They have horses and live near yellow stone.
I just want to love you, why do you have to put this distance between us?
hook up a pa to your truck
wait you don't live in texas, you probably own a vehicle other than a truck
Her family lives in Idaho. Is that close enough to look but not touch? Seperated by a border fence and an angry hick with a vengence?
We have to jump a mack-truck across the state line with the feds in tow.
How people get pissed if you aren't always driving at least the speed limit
I thought the posted limit was supposed to be the maximum speed allowed, not the minimum speed tolerated.
there was a lady leaning into the driver side window and they were having a conversation
i figured i'd let them finish, but after two or three minutes cars starting piling up behind me and they were still just merrily chatting away, no way for anyone to get through or around
so i figured i would call attention to the pile of cars accumulating behind them. and i honked. just once. not angrily. i didn't lean on the horn or beat on it, i just gave a single quick beep meant to say, 'hey look back here we are all stuck can you relocate your conversation please'
and the lady throws her bags up in the air and starts storming towards my car as the other car speeds off. she is screaming obscenities and telling me to get the fuck out of the car, and doing that stupid thing where you hold your arms out to the sides and shrug them, i don't know, you see people who are going to fight do it.
and she's like this 60 year old lady
so i start laughing my ass off and pull into a spot and she storms off into the store screaming all the while
i was a little disappointed she didn't wait for me to get out so she could take a swing at me. i would have dearly loved to stand there laughing like a madman while a 110 pound grandma wailed on me
also yellowstone is one word
it is also the most gigantic volcano in the universe and one day it is going to explode the entire planet and man it'll be so cool
I'm sorry I don't speak your foreign language.
Can we get surf boards made out of that shiny fire suit stuff and go surfing on the lava?
It'll be kickin' rad dude.
my aunt got backed into while she was driving down the street; inexperienced driver (18 year old girl) hit the gas instead of the brake when backing out of a space
leant my aunt's van on two wheels and got opened up like a tin can, because the car had a trailer hitch and the van was still moving
girl got out, glanced at the immense damage, jumped back into the car, locked the doors and called her parents, who told her to drive away
luckily someone called the cops and they arrived shortly
fortunately, Wichita let's you get your ticket "ammended" (I know it isn't proper use for the term but that's what they call it) where you meet with the prosecutor and they turn your speeding ticket into "innattentive Driving" (another term wichita made up) which will not go on your insurance record because insurance doesn't know what that is because wichita made it up. It cost a bit more, but it's a hell of a lot better than diversion.
hey lady good holiday cheer but fuck you
the old bastard she let by decided to inform me that my gesture could be punished by the law
i said thank you and went on my way, but i really wanted to just reach out my window and paw that brand new bottle of liquor he had right out of his hands and onto the ground
We're gonna hold back our mullets with red headbands.
(if you picture it, it is the most hilarious mental image in the universe)
and this lady backed her car over us
it sucked pretty bad
Did you have any two-tone painted on your leather jacket in acrylic paint?
Cause, seriously, I really really love you so hard today.
sorry
it had a big exploited skull painted on the back
You really don't need to dig ska to embrace the two-tone. You were on a vespa, for fucks sake man!
I do approve of the exploited skull, though.
I was driving down the road and they go to turn off into a shopping complex.
About halfway to the turn they just kind of stop.
Maybe to contemplate their shopping future or whether they really wanted to take this turn.
I had originally had plenty of distance between me and the person but uhh now this really wasn't work.
Luckily the Durango is quite a lot more nimble then I thought
Which makes it even easier to use their place to get piss drunk and puke on their parents couch.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Two weeks later the speed limit on that stretch of road was changed to 45.
I can't help it that I was a head of the times.
cal this is the only ska band i ever liked but they never got famous and broke up
http://www.myspace.com/charliepathetic
I ride a donkey to work.
he uses his cock as a riding stick thing
Then some dicknose in a Dodge Ram thought it to be a good idea if he ran my little focus off the road. He almost succeeded.
Now we have another storm coming in, expected to release another foot or two on our still-unplowed streets.
in like 5 years
Going by the statistics and predictions for the rest of the week, It'd be a safe bet to say we'll hit at least #3 by Saturday.
that is amazing and awesome
I've only seen them live once, but they were fucking amazing.
Do you have any Charlie Pathetic CD's that you could send me? Cause I don't see a spot on their website to pick one up.