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ITT: Condom Sex vs. No-Condom Sex

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    It's both scary and nice knowing pretty much exactly when my next sexual encounter will be.

    Scary? You're planning to get raped?

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Slagmire wrote:
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    It's both scary and nice knowing pretty much exactly when my next sexual encounter will be.

    Scary? You're planning to get raped?

    in the thread, demanding pics of the neighbor

    plzkthx

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    wombat wrote:
    Slagmire wrote:
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    It's both scary and nice knowing pretty much exactly when my next sexual encounter will be.

    Scary? You're planning to get raped?

    in the thread, demanding pics of the neighbor

    plzkthx

    Hell, is she home now? Just take a camera next door and tell her you need to take a picture to get ready for later.

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  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm still wondering when this thread is going to be about condom sex. Or is it already?

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2006
    Pesh wrote:
    I'm still wondering when this thread is going to be about condom sex. Or is it already?

    Literacy: Chapter One

    If you can read this, you can read the rest of the thread. Suck my balls.
    -Author

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  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Larlar wrote:
    Pesh wrote:
    I'm still wondering when this thread is going to be about condom sex. Or is it already?

    kjgasdfghjkl

    ?

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    "BROADSWORD CALLING DANNY BOY"

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  • DkarrdeDkarrde Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Condom or no, the fact I haven't had sex at all in over 2 months is getting me a bit down.

    24 years old, virgin. No complaining!

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  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    man D:

    got some sleeping pills and liquor

    it's about time you take a rest

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dkarrde wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Condom or no, the fact I haven't had sex at all in over 2 months is getting me a bit down.

    24 years old, virgin. No complaining!

    Correct, and now you just get made fun of.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    sex is like sushi

    way more expensive than it should be, and after the first time it loses some of its luster.

    Javen on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    sex is like sushi

    way more expensive than it should be, and after the first time it loses some of its luster.

    you're doing it wrong

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Condom or no, the fact I haven't had sex at all in over 2 months is getting me a bit down.

    I haven't had sex since August!

    Hi... hi5?

    I don't know.

    Pony on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I might be single again in a few days so I think I should stock up on sex now to last the winter.

    Javen on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pony wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Condom or no, the fact I haven't had sex at all in over 2 months is getting me a bit down.

    I haven't had sex since August!

    Hi... hi5?

    I don't know.

    Fuck yer girlfriend.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I am totally a virgin.

    Whatever. Sex is my last priority. I haven't hung out with anybody since I moved across the country 4 months ago. It's pretty fucking sad that I want to move back to Utah of all places.

    Fuck you New Hampshire. Fuck you.

    Homeless on
  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Fucking should be at the top of your priority. Rape if you have to. Just do it.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Homeless wrote:
    I am totally a virgin.

    Whatever. Sex is my last priority. I haven't hung out with anybody since I moved across the country 4 months ago. It's pretty fucking sad that I want to move back to Utah of all places.

    Fuck you New Hampshire. Fuck you.

    Whereabouts in New Hampshire?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pesh wrote:
    Fucking should be at the top of your priority. Rape if you have to. Just do it.

    You're a fucking idiot and of no use to anyone.

    Javen on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pesh wrote:
    Fucking should be at the top of your priority. Rape if you have to. Just do it.

    uhhh
    ummmmm


    no

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Stratham. Like 10 miles southwest of Portsmouth, like 6 miles from the coast or something like that. I'm of age in New Hampshire if you want to have gay sex or something.

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  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Do mormons have sex?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Homeless wrote:
    Stratham. Like 10 miles southwest of Portsmouth, like 6 miles from the coast or something like that. I'm of age in New Hampshire if you want to have gay sex or something.

    No thanks, I was just wondering as I head up to Nashua (Southern NH) quite frequently.

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    Pesh wrote:
    Fucking should be at the top of your priority. Rape if you have to. Just do it.

    You're a fucking idiot and of no use to anyone.
    I guess we all know not to drop the soap in front of Pesh.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pesh wrote:
    Do mormons have sex?

    No, they reproduce via budding.

    Javen on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddnKdPhQNBA

    Also Javen where do you live?

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pesh wrote:
    Do mormons have sex?

    How else do they get 12 kids from one woman?

    Many of the mormon dudes i have met are mansluts.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    About 20 minutes north of boston.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Hey that is pretty close

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  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I don't have time for consensual sex, with all this Tyranid invasion and all.

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  • MasadaMasada Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Weirdly enough I helped my girlfriend inject her baby killing serum tonight. She calls it the "depo shot" or some bs.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Needles suck.

    Homeless on
  • MasadaMasada Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The thing is she doesn't have health insurance so she decided to inject herself. She said all I had to do was pinch her arm but when the damn stuff started squirting out I guess I was supposed to stop pinching. It's all good though, I keep metal coat hangers for this exact reason.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    That is some intense shit.

    I use tiny needles. They hurt like shit if you decide to poke the wrong place.

    I do not use abortion juice.

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  • MasadaMasada Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I still say I should have injected it in her ass.

    Masada on
  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Quetzi wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddnKdPhQNBA

    Also Javen where do you live?
    Oh my fucking god. So good.

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  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Are there veins in your butt?

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  • MasadaMasada Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pesh wrote:
    Are there veins in your butt?

    This has nothing to do with veins anymore...

    But seriously you're supposed to inject it in muscle.

    Masada on
  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Homeless wrote:
    I am totally a virgin.

    Whatever. Sex is my last priority. I haven't hung out with anybody since I moved across the country 4 months ago. It's pretty fucking sad that I want to move back to Utah of all places.

    Fuck you New Hampshire. Fuck you.
    What brought you out of Utah? I just moved from there myself. The only thing I really miss is hanging out with PH. Otherwise, I don't see myself going back.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    A friend of the family making promises of a new life and jobs for my parents (we were very poor before. well, we still are, his claims were bullshit)

    We are planning on moving back, which is good. I have bitchin' friends and a bitchin' metal band waiting for me there.

    Homeless on
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