some people think that promiscuous sex is kinda fun man.
those people are called sluts
yeah, i really think that's a loaded word. There's nothing morally wrong with promiscuity, but "slut" implies wrong doing.
whoa whoa whoa
i thought aids is proof enough
STD's imply immorality?
Oh boy, I like where this is going.
Hey, just to add something kinda quick: Morality's pretty subjective. It's not like ethics or law, where there's room for debate. If someone's personal morality dictates that sex is immoral except between married people, you really can't argue "consenting adults with no conflicting obligations" or whatever. That argument is fine ethically or legally, but not morally.
EDIT: Goddammit. I hope that "negro" is not an official PA "bad word." Martin Luther King Jr. used that word for fuck's sake. It's outdated, but it's not "the N word."
yeah especially when you can say "yellow fever"
seriously, we are stacking the race card deck for black people
they have an unfair advantage
What kind of retarded person keeps a condom in a wallet? It's a thin piece of plastic meant to prevent the worst STD possible-- children-- and you're carrying it around all day, sandwiched between credit cards, your ass and a seat. This is not an ideal place to keep it for longer than one night at a time. Besides the fact that it's silly, you've also got a huge boner circumfrance sized circle sticking out of your wallet. That's embarassing. And sooner or later you're going to have to whip out your wallet in front of someone you don't want seeing that-- grandma, your priest.
If you really need a condom on the go-- something most people on this forum will never be threatend with-- you stick the condom between your ass cheek and the wallet. That way it doesn't show up on your back pocket and it isn't in direct contact with all the crap in your wallet. And even this you only do if there's a possibility of you getting laid. You don't do this move at the church's ice cream social.
And for those that keep their wallets in their front pockets-- you are worse than Hitler.
What kind of retarded person keeps a condom in a wallet? It's a thin piece of plastic meant to prevent the worst STD possible-- children-- and you're carrying it around all day, sandwiched between credit cards, your ass and a seat. This is not an ideal place to keep it for longer than one night at a time. Besides the fact that it's silly, you've also got a huge boner circumfrance sized circle sticking out of your wallet. That's embarassing. And sooner or later you're going to have to whip out your wallet in front of someone you don't want seeing that-- grandma, your priest.
If you really need a condom on the go-- something most people on this forum will never be threatend with-- you stick the condom between your ass cheek and the wallet. That way it doesn't show up on your back pocket and it isn't in direct contact with all the crap in your wallet. And even this you only do if there's a possibility of you getting laid. You don't do this move at the church's ice cream social.
And for those that keep their wallets in their front pockets-- you are worse than Hitler.
The condom itself actually has very spacious accomidation, only joined by a reciept neatly folded around it as to prevent any accidental viewing. My wallet is multi pocketed and houses every variant of currency in a seperate location .
It also resides neatly in my loose front pocket or in the inner pectoral enclave of my coat when pick-pocketing is a concern.
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Thanks duder. By the way, there's a guy in my Psych class that reminds me of you. I thought he was really cute but then I found out he was 27 and has a kid.
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well go see it on ytmnd then
geez
in other news: I think I've lost my phone charger. This blows
view page info, find the img file and download it.
Thanks duder. By the way, there's a guy in my Psych class that reminds me of you. I thought he was really cute but then I found out he was 27 and has a kid.
You may be onto something. Though I don't smoke, my jaw muscles are toned to perfection with the regular application of chewing gum. Are you speaking of actual look-alikes or the packages themselves?
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yeah especially when you can say "yellow fever"
seriously, we are stacking the race card deck for black people
they have an unfair advantage
but i have dreads
It's mackings sig! I thought it was ironic.
So did that guy from Offspring, but where did that get him?
Actually, I don't know where he is, so just about any answer would work here.
Obscurity!
uhhh it's about heroin
but if you guys think i'm like self-loathing that's cool too
And that seals the deal! Dreads earn you nothing, so get a haircut you filthy fucking hippie.
are you guys trying to tell me that offspring is obscure
and duh my dreads totally make me accepted in the black community
and uh, i thought i was being harassed for being racist
and now i'm a hippie
man, i'm pretty fucking awesomely mysterious
contradictory and what not
like a lobster
hard on the outside but a tender core
"Dude your body heat is deteriorating the condoms and they will break (if left in a wallet)"
I was not around to respond, but now that I am:
I know this hence I replace the unused one every month and never stick the wallet in my ass-pocket like some like too.
I don't have a car so I can't really carry them discreetly any other way.
The obvious answer is "ok then just drag the hoe back to your apartment to do the deed you ugly wanker" but of course this is not always possible.
Unless someone has a super secret storage method they'd like to share I suppose I just have to live with the possibility of breakage.
sorry
urethra
ear
body cavity =/= ass
If you really need a condom on the go-- something most people on this forum will never be threatend with-- you stick the condom between your ass cheek and the wallet. That way it doesn't show up on your back pocket and it isn't in direct contact with all the crap in your wallet. And even this you only do if there's a possibility of you getting laid. You don't do this move at the church's ice cream social.
And for those that keep their wallets in their front pockets-- you are worse than Hitler.
Moral: Don't keep condoms in your pocket.
Fucking people.
Why are you looking out for other men?
That's, dare I say, a little faggoty.
Who the fuck are you?
Yeah, that's why women shouldn't wear pants. Men can take that shit.
I'm your worst nightmare.
Come true.
"That's, dare I say, a little faggoty."
The safeword is "cow"
Yeah, you're pretty much proving that with the quality of your posts, man. I don't think you really had to be explicit about it there.
I think I'm going to go shoot myself in the face
It also resides neatly in my loose front pocket or in the inner pectoral enclave of my coat when pick-pocketing is a concern.
Your worst nightmare is a bad forum poster?
Yeah, pretty much. I'm pretty mellow.
Mellow Yellow.
Shitty drink.
whatyousaid.ytmnd.com
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Thanks duder. By the way, there's a guy in my Psych class that reminds me of you. I thought he was really cute but then I found out he was 27 and has a kid.
geez
in other news: I think I've lost my phone charger. This blows
Shit.
Kids, get back in the car, no new mommy this year