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ITT: Condom Sex vs. No-Condom Sex

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  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    some people think that promiscuous sex is kinda fun man.

    those people are called sluts

    yeah, i really think that's a loaded word. There's nothing morally wrong with promiscuity, but "slut" implies wrong doing.

    whoa whoa whoa
    i thought aids is proof enough

    STD's imply immorality?

    Oh boy, I like where this is going.

    Hey, just to add something kinda quick: Morality's pretty subjective. It's not like ethics or law, where there's room for debate. If someone's personal morality dictates that sex is immoral except between married people, you really can't argue "consenting adults with no conflicting obligations" or whatever. That argument is fine ethically or legally, but not morally.

    EDIT: Goddammit. I hope that "negro" is not an official PA "bad word." Martin Luther King Jr. used that word for fuck's sake. It's outdated, but it's not "the N word."

    yeah especially when you can say "yellow fever"
    seriously, we are stacking the race card deck for black people
    they have an unfair advantage

    mackingtheknife on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
    That's a terrible way to think about your own skin color.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Pb wrote:
    Pb wrote:
    Totally banned. Your best bet is to stop posting until this blows over.

    Like, forever.

    oh come onnnn she totally set me up, the bitch

    The more you post the closer the mods get to this thread. I can hear them coming for you.

    but i have dreads

    mackingtheknife on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Isn't "yellow fever" just jaundice?

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
    That's a terrible way to think about your own skin color.

    It's mackings sig! I thought it was ironic.

    Meissnerd on
  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pb wrote:
    Pb wrote:
    Totally banned. Your best bet is to stop posting until this blows over.

    Like, forever.

    oh come onnnn she totally set me up, the bitch

    The more you post the closer the mods get to this thread. I can hear them coming for you.

    but i have dreads

    So did that guy from Offspring, but where did that get him?

    Actually, I don't know where he is, so just about any answer would work here.

    Pb on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pb wrote:
    Pb wrote:
    Pb wrote:
    Totally banned. Your best bet is to stop posting until this blows over.

    Like, forever.

    oh come onnnn she totally set me up, the bitch

    The more you post the closer the mods get to this thread. I can hear them coming for you.

    but i have dreads

    So did that guy from Offspring, but where did that get him?

    Actually, I don't know where he is, so just about any answer would work here.

    Obscurity!

    Meissnerd on
  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
    That's a terrible way to think about your own skin color.

    It's mackings sig! I thought it was ironic.

    uhhh it's about heroin

    but if you guys think i'm like self-loathing that's cool too

    mackingtheknife on
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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Pb wrote:
    Pb wrote:
    Pb wrote:
    Totally banned. Your best bet is to stop posting until this blows over.

    Like, forever.

    oh come onnnn she totally set me up, the bitch

    The more you post the closer the mods get to this thread. I can hear them coming for you.

    but i have dreads

    So did that guy from Offspring, but where did that get him?

    Actually, I don't know where he is, so just about any answer would work here.

    Obscurity!

    And that seals the deal! Dreads earn you nothing, so get a haircut you filthy fucking hippie.

    Pb on
  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Pb wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Pb wrote:
    Pb wrote:
    Pb wrote:
    Totally banned. Your best bet is to stop posting until this blows over.

    Like, forever.

    oh come onnnn she totally set me up, the bitch

    The more you post the closer the mods get to this thread. I can hear them coming for you.

    but i have dreads

    So did that guy from Offspring, but where did that get him?

    Actually, I don't know where he is, so just about any answer would work here.

    Obscurity!

    And that seals the deal! Dreads earn you nothing, so get a haircut you filthy fucking hippie.

    are you guys trying to tell me that offspring is obscure

    and duh my dreads totally make me accepted in the black community

    mackingtheknife on
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  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Pb wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Pb wrote:
    Pb wrote:
    Pb wrote:
    Totally banned. Your best bet is to stop posting until this blows over.

    Like, forever.

    oh come onnnn she totally set me up, the bitch

    The more you post the closer the mods get to this thread. I can hear them coming for you.

    but i have dreads

    So did that guy from Offspring, but where did that get him?

    Actually, I don't know where he is, so just about any answer would work here.

    Obscurity!

    And that seals the deal! Dreads earn you nothing, so get a haircut you filthy fucking hippie.

    and uh, i thought i was being harassed for being racist

    and now i'm a hippie

    man, i'm pretty fucking awesomely mysterious
    contradictory and what not
    like a lobster
    hard on the outside but a tender core

    mackingtheknife on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tabasco wrote:
    After I got herpes from condom sex, I switched to no-condom. It feels better, and I already got the lame STD she has, so why not?
    Always good to hear from you, man.
    ahaha, I don't know why this got me, but damnit.

    scarlet st. on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tabasco wrote:
    After I got herpes from condom sex, I switched to no-condom. It feels better, and I already got the lame STD she has, so why not?
    Always good to hear from you, man.
    ahaha, I don't know why this got me, but damnit.
    Tabasco is good people. He's the only person on this forum I knew in real life before I registered.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    So a few pages back someone responded to my post with the comment:

    "Dude your body heat is deteriorating the condoms and they will break (if left in a wallet)"

    I was not around to respond, but now that I am:

    I know this hence I replace the unused one every month and never stick the wallet in my ass-pocket like some like too.

    I don't have a car so I can't really carry them discreetly any other way.

    The obvious answer is "ok then just drag the hoe back to your apartment to do the deed you ugly wanker" but of course this is not always possible.

    Unless someone has a super secret storage method they'd like to share I suppose I just have to live with the possibility of breakage.

    Shurakai on
  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    put them in your butt

    Homeless on
  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    jesus christ I just said no ass pocketing

    Shurakai on
  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    oh

    sorry

    urethra

    ear

    body cavity =/= ass

    Homeless on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What kind of retarded person keeps a condom in a wallet? It's a thin piece of plastic meant to prevent the worst STD possible-- children-- and you're carrying it around all day, sandwiched between credit cards, your ass and a seat. This is not an ideal place to keep it for longer than one night at a time. Besides the fact that it's silly, you've also got a huge boner circumfrance sized circle sticking out of your wallet. That's embarassing. And sooner or later you're going to have to whip out your wallet in front of someone you don't want seeing that-- grandma, your priest.

    If you really need a condom on the go-- something most people on this forum will never be threatend with-- you stick the condom between your ass cheek and the wallet. That way it doesn't show up on your back pocket and it isn't in direct contact with all the crap in your wallet. And even this you only do if there's a possibility of you getting laid. You don't do this move at the church's ice cream social.

    And for those that keep their wallets in their front pockets-- you are worse than Hitler.

    Moral: Don't keep condoms in your pocket.

    Fucking people.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What kind of retarded person keeps a condom in a wallet? It's a thin piece of plastic meant to prevent the worst STD possible-- children-- and you're carrying it around all day, sandwiched between credit cards, your ass and a seat. This is not an ideal place to keep it for longer than one night at a time. Besides the fact that it's silly, you've also got a huge boner circumfrance sized circle sticking out of your wallet. That's embarassing. And sooner or later you're going to have to whip out your wallet in front of someone you don't want seeing that-- grandma, your priest.

    If you really need a condom on the go-- something most people on this forum will never be threatend with-- you stick the condom between your ass cheek and the wallet. That way it doesn't show up on your back pocket and it isn't in direct contact with all the crap in your wallet. And even this you only do if there's a possibility of you getting laid. You don't do this move at the church's ice cream social.

    And for those that keep their wallets in their front pockets-- you are worse than Hitler.

    Moral: Don't keep condoms in your pocket.

    Fucking people.

    Why are you looking out for other men?

    That's, dare I say, a little faggoty.

    Pesh on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    wallets in back pockets leads to nerve damage

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pesh wrote:
    Why are you looking out for other men?

    That's, dare I say, a little faggoty.

    Who the fuck are you?

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    wallets in back pockets leads to nerve damage

    Yeah, that's why women shouldn't wear pants. Men can take that shit.

    Pb on
  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pesh wrote:
    Why are you looking out for other men?

    That's, dare I say, a little faggoty.

    Who the fuck are you?

    I'm your worst nightmare.





    Come true.

    Pesh on
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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pesh wrote:
    Pesh wrote:
    Why are you looking out for other men?

    That's, dare I say, a little faggoty.

    Who the fuck are you?

    I'm your worst nightmare.





    Come true.

    "That's, dare I say, a little faggoty."

    The safeword is "cow"

    Homeless on
  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pesh wrote:
    Pesh wrote:
    Why are you looking out for other men?

    That's, dare I say, a little faggoty.

    Who the fuck are you?

    I'm your worst nightmare.





    Come true.

    Yeah, you're pretty much proving that with the quality of your posts, man. I don't think you really had to be explicit about it there.

    Pb on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I've been reading 9/11 conspiracies for about 3 hours


    I think I'm going to go shoot myself in the face

    Raneados on
  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The condom itself actually has very spacious accomidation, only joined by a reciept neatly folded around it as to prevent any accidental viewing. My wallet is multi pocketed and houses every variant of currency in a seperate location .

    It also resides neatly in my loose front pocket or in the inner pectoral enclave of my coat when pick-pocketing is a concern.

    Shurakai on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pesh wrote:
    Pesh wrote:
    Why are you looking out for other men?

    That's, dare I say, a little faggoty.

    Who the fuck are you?

    I'm your worst nightmare.





    Come true.
    A twelve year old with an internet connection?

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pesh wrote:
    Pesh wrote:
    Why are you looking out for other men?

    That's, dare I say, a little faggoty.

    Who the fuck are you?

    I'm your worst nightmare.





    Come true.
    A twelve year old with an internet connection?
    Nah, then he could be banned for violating the TOS.

    Pb on
  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pb wrote:
    Pesh wrote:
    Pesh wrote:
    Why are you looking out for other men?

    That's, dare I say, a little faggoty.

    Who the fuck are you?

    I'm your worst nightmare.





    Come true.

    Yeah, you're pretty much proving that with the quality of your posts, man. I don't think you really had to be explicit about it there.

    Your worst nightmare is a bad forum poster?

    Pesh on
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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys, guys. I need uglytits.jpg like now. PM it to me if you have it.

    Leli on
  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pesh wrote:
    Pb wrote:
    Pesh wrote:
    Pesh wrote:
    Why are you looking out for other men?

    That's, dare I say, a little faggoty.

    Who the fuck are you?

    I'm your worst nightmare.





    Come true.

    Yeah, you're pretty much proving that with the quality of your posts, man. I don't think you really had to be explicit about it there.

    Your worst nightmare is a bad forum poster?

    Yeah, pretty much. I'm pretty mellow.

    Mellow Yellow.

    Shitty drink.

    Pb on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It's on ytmnd leli.

    whatyousaid.ytmnd.com

    view page info, find the img file and download it.

    Abracadaniel on
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I still haven't seen that.

    Phonehand on
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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    It's on ytmnd leli.

    whatyousaid.ytmnd.com

    view page info, find the img file and download it.

    Thanks duder. By the way, there's a guy in my Psych class that reminds me of you. I thought he was really cute but then I found out he was 27 and has a kid.

    Leli on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    well go see it on ytmnd then

    geez



    in other news: I think I've lost my phone charger. This blows

    Raneados on
  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pb wrote:
    wallets in back pockets leads to nerve damage

    Yeah, that's why women shouldn't wear pants. Men can take that shit.
    Hmmm... They won't feel a thing...

    FreddyD on
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you can get hard plastic condom carryers that look like gum packages, cigarette holders etc. This isn't difficult men.

    Zonkytonkman on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Leli wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    It's on ytmnd leli.

    whatyousaid.ytmnd.com

    view page info, find the img file and download it.

    Thanks duder. By the way, there's a guy in my Psych class that reminds me of you. I thought he was really cute but then I found out he was 27 and has a kid.

    Shit.

    Kids, get back in the car, no new mommy this year

    Abracadaniel on
  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You may be onto something. Though I don't smoke, my jaw muscles are toned to perfection with the regular application of chewing gum. Are you speaking of actual look-alikes or the packages themselves?

    Shurakai on
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