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ITT: Condom Sex vs. No-Condom Sex

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Shurakai wrote:
    You may be onto something. Though I don't smoke, my jaw muscles are toned to perfection with the regular application of chewing gum. Are you speaking of actual look-alikes or the packages themselves?

    "Bigley's Minterfresh"

    ZeroFill on
  • mr_sweetcandymr_sweetcandy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you can get hard plastic condom carryers that look like gum packages, cigarette holders etc. This isn't difficult men.

    You can buy many products with money!

    mr_sweetcandy on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I use chewing gum as my condoms.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Bigley's Minterfresh sounds like a product that would not exist in my country.

    I all Canadian up ins, yo. I have a habit of typing british, I know. Wot Wot.

    Shurakai on
  • AlecAlec Louisville, KYRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pesh wrote:
    Pesh wrote:
    Why are you looking out for other men?

    That's, dare I say, a little faggoty.

    Who the fuck are you?

    I'm your worst nightmare.





    Come true.
    A twelve year old with an internet connection?

    You just posted a mini-rant on carrying condoms in a wallet.

    I think you can cut him some slack.

    Alec on
  • TabascoTabasco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tabasco wrote:
    After I got herpes from condom sex, I switched to no-condom. It feels better, and I already got the lame STD she has, so why not?
    Always good to hear from you, man.

    Hahaha, yeah I bet. So now I have a sex slave that gave me herpes. I can't complain too much. I quit the hard drugs, which is good; but also dropped out of college. Now I'm on my way to being a manager at Starbucks. It will take some time, but I love working there.

    How you been?

    Tabasco on
    Life is too important to be taken seriously.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tabasco wrote:
    Tabasco wrote:
    After I got herpes from condom sex, I switched to no-condom. It feels better, and I already got the lame STD she has, so why not?
    Always good to hear from you, man.

    Hahaha, yeah I bet. So now I have a sex slave that gave me herpes. I can't complain too much. I quit the hard drugs, which is good; but also dropped out of college. Now I'm on my way to being a manager at Starbucks. It will take some time, but I love working there.

    How you been?
    haha
    wow.

    scarlet st. on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    yeeeah.

    Abracadaniel on
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    dear tabasco,
    your life sucks
    cordially yours,
    d. zoolander

    Zoolander on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    movin' on up


    to the east side

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tabasco wrote:
    Tabasco wrote:
    After I got herpes from condom sex, I switched to no-condom. It feels better, and I already got the lame STD she has, so why not?
    Always good to hear from you, man.

    Hahaha, yeah I bet. So now I have a sex slave that gave me herpes. I can't complain too much. I quit the hard drugs, which is good; but also dropped out of college. Now I'm on my way to being a manager at Starbucks. It will take some time, but I love working there.

    How you been?
    I'm doing alright. I hate school like few things else, but I'm not really in a position to complain, because it's either that or working for a living. Other than that I've been watching a lot of foreign films lately.

    How's your brother doing?

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wait you know this guy?

    scarlet st. on
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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wait you know this guy?
    hey scarlet, how's your brother doing

    Zoolander on
  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wait you know this guy?

    Yeah, you might want to check Tabasco's post history.

    Pb on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Zoolander wrote:
    Wait you know this guy?
    hey scarlet, how's your brother doing
    He's, uh
    He's good.
    Gettin' his PhD.
    He's good.

    I, uh...
    How's... how's it going over there... where you are... man?

    scarlet st. on
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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Zoolander wrote:
    Wait you know this guy?
    hey scarlet, how's your brother doing
    He's, uh
    He's good.
    Gettin' his PhD.
    He's good.

    I, uh...
    How's... how's it going over there... where you are... man?
    not too bad, remember that time you saw me getting a blow job?
    good times

    Zoolander on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Zoolander wrote:
    Zoolander wrote:
    Wait you know this guy?
    hey scarlet, how's your brother doing
    He's, uh
    He's good.
    Gettin' his PhD.
    He's good.

    I, uh...
    How's... how's it going over there... where you are... man?
    not too bad, remember that time you saw me getting a blow job?
    good times
    I wouldn't recommend it

    scarlet st. on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Alec wrote:
    You just posted a mini-rant on carrying condoms in a wallet.

    I think you can cut him some slack.
    I'm trying to prevent unwanted pregnancies, asshole. I'm a fucking hero.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    fuck you, I'm not sitting on my wallet. front pocket for life.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you wont sit on your wallet, but you will sit on your front pocket

    Zoolander on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you can't do that, zoolander

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    you can't do that, zoolander

    You can if you're in Kris Kross

    Garlic Bread on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    uhhhh condom sex


    because condoms are a good idea
    They prevent life and they feel bad. They are evil.

    Dynagrip on
  • Fission MailedFission Mailed Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    you can't do that, zoolander

    You can if you're in Kris Kross

    I have some Cross Colours pants.

    No shit.

    Fission Mailed on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    you can't do that, zoolander

    You can if you're in Kris Kross

    I have some Cross Colours pants.

    No shit.

    what size are they

    send me them

    Garlic Bread on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    fuck you, I'm not sitting on my wallet. front pocket for life.
    Just out of curiousity, what do you like on your hotdogs? Ketchup or Mustard?

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    fuck you, I'm not sitting on my wallet. front pocket for life.
    Just out of curiousity, what do you like on your hotdogs? Ketchup or Mustard?

    ketchup and relish and occasionally onions

    I also like pineapples and barbecue sauce on my pizza

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    uhhhh condom sex


    because condoms are a good idea
    They prevent life and they feel bad. They are evil.
    Dyna, when the algorithm is finally developed that demonstrates the eldritch and alien sensibility behind the bulk of your posts, please let me know. It's like there's some sort of pattern, some sort of opaque, yet still discernible logic behind them, but science lacks the theoretical framework with which to do so just yet.

    naporeon on
  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    fuck you, I'm not sitting on my wallet. front pocket for life.
    Just out of curiousity, what do you like on your hotdogs? Ketchup or Mustard?

    ketchup and relish and occasionally onions

    I also like pineapples and barbecue sauce on my pizza

    I have entered these variables into a supercomputer and it says you are a bisexual maori girl. I don't even know... what this post is about.

    Dely Apple on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dely Apple wrote:
    fuck you, I'm not sitting on my wallet. front pocket for life.
    Just out of curiousity, what do you like on your hotdogs? Ketchup or Mustard?

    ketchup and relish and occasionally onions

    I also like pineapples and barbecue sauce on my pizza

    I have entered these variables into a supercomputer and it says you are a bisexual maori girl. I don't even know... what this post is about.

    shit, I wish

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    uhhhh condom sex


    because condoms are a good idea
    They prevent life and they feel bad. They are evil.
    Dyna, when the algorithm is finally developed that demonstrates the eldritch and alien sensibility behind the bulk of your posts, please let me know. It's like there's some sort of pattern, some sort of opaque, yet still discernible logic behind them, but science lacks the theoretical framework with which to do so just yet.
    It is a very simple algorithm...

    If Post Increases Human Suffering, Hit Submit.

    Dynagrip on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    fuck you, I'm not sitting on my wallet. front pocket for life.
    Just out of curiousity, what do you like on your hotdogs? Ketchup or Mustard?

    ketchup and relish and occasionally onions

    I also like pineapples and barbecue sauce on my pizza
    Pizza is kind of a moot point.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Well, Dyna, it seems to me you used to post in rational sentences. And now Everything is Sort. Of broken. And it's Kind of weird.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Well, Dyna, it seems to me you used to post in rational sentences. And now Everything is Sort. Of broken. And it's Kind of weird.
    I have been undergoing...changes. Please bear with us...I mean me, please bear with me.

    Dynagrip on
  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dynagrip Singularity

    Homeless on
  • Fission MailedFission Mailed Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    you can't do that, zoolander

    You can if you're in Kris Kross

    I have some Cross Colours pants.

    No shit.

    what size are they

    send me them

    01-07-07_2209.jpg

    Fission Mailed on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Homeless wrote:
    Dynagrip Singularity
    There are no problems. I am feeling much better. Thank you for your concern and please remain at ease and away from any means of contacting the authorities.

    Dynagrip on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    fuck you, I'm not sitting on my wallet. front pocket for life.
    Just out of curiousity, what do you like on your hotdogs? Ketchup or Mustard?

    ketchup and relish and occasionally onions

    I also like pineapples and barbecue sauce on my pizza
    Pizza is kind of a moot point.

    full disclosure, that's all.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2007
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