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ITT: Condom Sex vs. No-Condom Sex

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    May I advise that you make this note on a polaroid picture of one of his posts.

    Y'know... for a memento.

    Callius on
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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    supersloth wrote:
    I drive over the speed limit pretty consistently.

    I wish my radar detector hadn't been stolen :(
    Everyone has a law they like to break. I guess you ran into the guy who likes to steal.

    FreddyD on
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    Moe_Fwacky wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    The fact of the matter is that if you're knowingly driving over the speed limit, then you aren't driving defensively, which is bad.

    Why does defensive driving = good? Please enlighten me, because the only reason i've seen to support that is because they told you it does.

    that's it

    that is it


    that is the last thing you are allowed to say with any hope of understanding from anyone. You have just opened yourself up to being the token retard of the day.

    It is over for you


    I am writing your name on a post it and putting it on my monitor with a footnote

    it will read

    Moe_Fwacky: Never ever ever ever listen to this person. He is possibly the stupidest person alive. If you ever find out where he lives, g0o to his house and just point and laugh for many many hours

    Wow, that's harsh coming from somebody who lacks the ability to back himself up with the answer to a simple question. That being, why does driving defensive = good? You can berate me for asking the question, yet lack the ability to answer it yourself, why?

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I am seriously not answering anything you post from here on out, you are beyond all reasonable thought


    and so, I will respond from how on with HURGLEBURGLE


    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE

    Raneados on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Moe_Fwacky wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Moe_Fwacky wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    The fact of the matter is that if you're knowingly driving over the speed limit, then you aren't driving defensively, which is bad.

    Why does defensive driving = good? Please enlighten me, because the only reason i've seen to support that is because they told you it does.

    that's it

    that is it


    that is the last thing you are allowed to say with any hope of understanding from anyone. You have just opened yourself up to being the token retard of the day.

    It is over for you


    I am writing your name on a post it and putting it on my monitor with a footnote

    it will read

    Moe_Fwacky: Never ever ever ever listen to this person. He is possibly the stupidest person alive. If you ever find out where he lives, g0o to his house and just point and laugh for many many hours

    Wow, that's harsh coming from somebody who lacks the ability to back himself up with the answer to a simple question. That being, why does driving defensive = good? You can berate me for asking the question, yet lack the ability to answer it yourself, why?
    No, seriously

    You're fucking retarded.

    scarlet st. on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Moe_Fwacky wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Moe_Fwacky wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    The fact of the matter is that if you're knowingly driving over the speed limit, then you aren't driving defensively, which is bad.

    Why does defensive driving = good? Please enlighten me, because the only reason i've seen to support that is because they told you it does.

    that's it

    that is it


    that is the last thing you are allowed to say with any hope of understanding from anyone. You have just opened yourself up to being the token retard of the day.

    It is over for you


    I am writing your name on a post it and putting it on my monitor with a footnote

    it will read

    Moe_Fwacky: Never ever ever ever listen to this person. He is possibly the stupidest person alive. If you ever find out where he lives, g0o to his house and just point and laugh for many many hours

    Wow, that's harsh coming from somebody who lacks the ability to back himself up with the answer to a simple question. That being, why does driving defensive = good? You can berate me for asking the question, yet lack the ability to answer it yourself, why?


    HUUUUURF


    HUUURF


    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

    Brolo on
  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The punishment for bad drivers doesn't really fit the crime. They should be forced to compete in a destruction derby for our amusement. In Pintos.

    FreddyD on
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    I am seriously not answering anything you post from here on out, you are beyond all reasonable thought


    and so, I will respond from how on with HURGLEBURGLE


    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE

    Amazing, not just you, but not a single person here has even bothered to back up the reasoning behind driving defensive all the time. I don't see it beyond reason to ask for your supporting argument. You or anybody, provide evidence or stop hiding behind it.

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE

    Raneados on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Moe_Fwacky wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I am seriously not answering anything you post from here on out, you are beyond all reasonable thought


    and so, I will respond from how on with HURGLEBURGLE


    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE

    Amazing, not just you, but not a single person here has even bothered to back up the reasoning behind driving defensive all the time. I don't see it beyond reason to ask for your supporting argument. You or anybody, provide evidence or stop hiding behind it.

    uh mostly because its pointless

    you're so stuck in your ways and completely immune to listening to a goddamned thing that no one even cares

    no one wants to bother

    you aren't worth the fifteen seconds of typing motions, that's where we're at now basically

    Knob on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Moe_Fwacky wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I am seriously not answering anything you post from here on out, you are beyond all reasonable thought


    and so, I will respond from how on with HURGLEBURGLE


    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE

    Amazing, not just you, but not a single person here has even bothered to back up the reasoning behind driving defensive all the time. I don't see it beyond reason to ask for your supporting argument. You or anybody, provide evidence or stop hiding behind it.
    I don't need to bother because you'll be in a car accident after not too long and such explanations will be rendered (somehow) more obvious than they already fucking are.

    scarlet st. on
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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Moe_Fwacky wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I am seriously not answering anything you post from here on out, you are beyond all reasonable thought


    and so, I will respond from how on with HURGLEBURGLE


    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE

    Amazing, not just you, but not a single person here has even bothered to back up the reasoning behind driving defensive all the time. I don't see it beyond reason to ask for your supporting argument. You or anybody, provide evidence or stop hiding behind it.
    I don't need to bother because you'll be in a car accident after not too long and such explanations will be rendered (somehow) more obvious than they already fucking are.

    Translation: You can't

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Defensive driving is defined as "reducing the risk of driving as much as possible"

    Why the fuck would someone ever want to do that?

    Javen on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Moe_Fwacky wrote:
    Moe_Fwacky wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I am seriously not answering anything you post from here on out, you are beyond all reasonable thought


    and so, I will respond from how on with HURGLEBURGLE


    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE

    Amazing, not just you, but not a single person here has even bothered to back up the reasoning behind driving defensive all the time. I don't see it beyond reason to ask for your supporting argument. You or anybody, provide evidence or stop hiding behind it.
    I don't need to bother because you'll be in a car accident after not too long and such explanations will be rendered (somehow) more obvious than they already fucking are.

    Translation: You can't
    Yeah, no, I'm just gonna refer to Knob on this one
    Knob wrote:
    uh mostly because its pointless

    you're so stuck in your ways and completely immune to listening to a goddamned thing that no one even cares

    no one wants to bother

    you aren't worth the fifteen seconds of typing motions, that's where we're at now basically

    scarlet st. on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob, I request a ban, for the sake of our very souls


    or at least a hilarious avatar and sig change


    ps HURGLEBURGLE

    Raneados on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Guys, I'm derailing this thread, okay?

    We're now going to talk about the normality of thinking about sex whilst having sex. Not as in "wow, I'm banging this hot lady" but more in the style of thinking about other sexual acts or sex with other partners (or mentally modifying your partner) whilst having sex.

    How many people do this? How many people don't do this?

    Please, be honest now.

    Callius on
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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Guys, I'm derailing this thread, okay?

    We're now going to talk about the normality of thinking about sex whilst having sex. Not as in "wow, I'm banging this hot lady" but more in the style of thinking about other sexual acts or sex with other partners (or mentally modifying your partner) whilst having sex.

    How many people do this? How many people don't do this?

    Please, be honest now.

    sometimes I guess

    Xaquin on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Guys, I'm derailing this thread, okay?

    We're now going to talk about the normality of thinking about sex whilst having sex. Not as in "wow, I'm banging this hot lady" but more in the style of thinking about other sexual acts or sex with other partners (or mentally modifying your partner) whilst having sex.

    How many people do this? How many people don't do this?

    Please, be honest now.

    this textbook on human sexuality says that 90% of the populace does this


    personally, i do it. I think most people do it usually

    Raneados on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Oh shit wait, that's "why defensive driving is obvious"


    Why it's "good" would probably be "if everyone drove defensively there would be far fewer citations/collisions and auto insurance rates would go down dramatically because driving itself would be considered less of a risk."

    Javen on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Moe_Fwacky wrote:
    Moe_Fwacky wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I am seriously not answering anything you post from here on out, you are beyond all reasonable thought


    and so, I will respond from how on with HURGLEBURGLE


    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE
    HURGLEBURGLE

    Amazing, not just you, but not a single person here has even bothered to back up the reasoning behind driving defensive all the time. I don't see it beyond reason to ask for your supporting argument. You or anybody, provide evidence or stop hiding behind it.
    I don't need to bother because you'll be in a car accident after not too long and such explanations will be rendered (somehow) more obvious than they already fucking are.

    Translation: You can't

    hey look its more of that 5 year old logic i was talking about

    "YOU WONT TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW HUH"

    Knob on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Guys, I'm derailing this thread, okay?

    We're now going to talk about the normality of thinking about sex whilst having sex. Not as in "wow, I'm banging this hot lady" but more in the style of thinking about other sexual acts or sex with other partners (or mentally modifying your partner) whilst having sex.

    How many people do this? How many people don't do this?

    Please, be honest now.

    I honestly don't think about sex while having sex. Usually I'm thinking about the internet and things I want to download from it.

    Brolo on
  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Moe, I am going to give you an answer.

    But I'm not typing it out because it's pointless anyway.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defensive_driving

    Pay special attention to the portion named Assume the Worst in Others

    redimpulse on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Guys, I'm derailing this thread, okay?

    We're now going to talk about the normality of thinking about sex whilst having sex. Not as in "wow, I'm banging this hot lady" but more in the style of thinking about other sexual acts or sex with other partners (or mentally modifying your partner) whilst having sex.

    How many people do this? How many people don't do this?

    Please, be honest now.


    Sometimes when we switch positions I'm already thinking about what position we should do next.

    Javen on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    Oh shit wait, that's "why defensive driving is obvious"


    Why it's "good" would probably be "if everyone drove defensively there would be far fewer citations/collisions and auto insurance rates would go down dramatically because driving itself would be considered less of a risk."

    Shut the fuck up, we're not talking to the retards anymore. We're talking to me.











    GOD DAMN IT, SHIT FUCK FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!

    Callius on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    guys everyone is forgetting about the very special
    HURGLEBURGLE

    Raneados on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I totally do that, Callius.

    When I first started dating my girlfriend it was basically the only way I could achieve orgasm.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Take this shit to D&D, Moe. You are wasting valuable bandwidth arguing with people in this forum about speeding and getting out of a ticket that you deserve. We don't like people who try to weasel out of shit.

    Take Quetzi for example: Does he try to weasel out of crossdressing and fucked up pics of himself? No, and he's goddamned proud of it. And howzabout Knob? He has a gay Wicca knife left over from an ex. What did he do? He posted pictures on the goddamned internet and proved that even he could fuck up and laugh about it. So take your ticket and your shitty argument and your utter lack of a grasp on basic physics and your piss poor driving skills and bother the people in D&D. You are an attention seeking cock-knocker and we have no more time for your ass.

    And in case English is not a language in which you are fluent:

    HURGLE FUCKING BURGLE.

    Darth Waiter on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I think I've masturbated so much that a vagina just doesn't work for me anymore.

    Actually, I've never had sex without a condom on. I'm really hoping that this is the reason that I find actual intercourse to be so lackluster.

    Brolo on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Rolo wrote:
    I think I've masturbated so much that a vagina just doesn't work for me anymore.

    Actually, I've never had sex without a condom on. I'm really hoping that this is the reason that I find actual intercourse to be so lackluster.

    I think I'm in the same boat.

    Darth Waiter on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Rolo wrote:
    I think I've masturbated so much that a vagina just doesn't work for me anymore.

    Actually, I've never had sex without a condom on. I'm really hoping that this is the reason that I find actual intercourse to be so lackluster.
    It most likely is. My first girlfriend and I didn't always use a condom since we were each other's first (still stupid, but she was on the pill)

    It was always better without the condom
    also I got really good at the whole pulling out thing.

    edit - fuck me top paged

    scarlet st. on
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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    Oh shit wait, that's "why defensive driving is obvious"


    Why it's "good" would probably be "if everyone drove defensively there would be far fewer citations/collisions and auto insurance rates would go down dramatically because driving itself would be considered less of a risk."

    Shut the fuck up, we're not talking to the retards anymore. We're talking to me.











    GOD DAMN IT, SHIT FUCK FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!

    Cal, you are a solid guy.

    Shorty on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I was actually very relieved the first time I had sex. Mostly because whenever I masturbate I rarely make it past 3 minutes so I figured myself some kind of quickdraw mcgraw and was quite pleased when this wasn't the case.

    Javen on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    I was actually very relieved the first time I had sex. Mostly because whenever I masturbate I rarely make it past 3 minutes so I figured myself some kind of quickdraw mcgraw and was quite pleased when this wasn't the case.
    Someone (Knob) change Javen's title to quickdraw mcgraw

    scarlet st. on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The thing is that I'm wondering if the prevalence of pornography in our culture has anything to do with that.

    I mean, we're so saturated in extreme pornography that I often wonder if people can even have normal sex and enjoy it anymore.

    Then I think "wait... people have been having kinky sex for generations. I guess this is just part of the human condition."

    Callius on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    I was actually very relieved the first time I had sex. Mostly because whenever I masturbate I rarely make it past 3 minutes so I figured myself some kind of quickdraw mcgraw and was quite pleased when this wasn't the case.
    Someone (Knob) change Javen's title to quickdraw mcgraw

    no way, that's mean

    Knob on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Sex for me is like reading Stephen King's The Dark Tower, in that the first one is the one you have to do just to get all the others. After that, it's all aces.

    Shorty on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    I was actually very relieved the first time I had sex. Mostly because whenever I masturbate I rarely make it past 3 minutes so I figured myself some kind of quickdraw mcgraw and was quite pleased when this wasn't the case.
    Someone (Knob) change Javen's title to quickdraw mcgraw

    no way, that's mean
    ahahahaha
    oh god I love it <3

    scarlet st. on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Rolo wrote:
    I think I've masturbated so much that a vagina just doesn't work for me anymore.

    Actually, I've never had sex without a condom on. I'm really hoping that this is the reason that I find actual intercourse to be so lackluster.
    It most likely is. My first girlfriend and I didn't always use a condom since we were each other's first (still stupid, but she was on the pill)

    It was always better without the condom
    also I got really good at the whole pulling out thing.

    edit - fuck me top paged


    uh

    call


    just in case you weren't joking

    pulling out isn't even 50% effective

    Raneados on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    I was actually very relieved the first time I had sex. Mostly because whenever I masturbate I rarely make it past 3 minutes so I figured myself some kind of quickdraw mcgraw and was quite pleased when this wasn't the case.
    Someone (Knob) change Javen's title to quickdraw mcgraw

    emot-argh.gif

    Javen on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shorty wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    Oh shit wait, that's "why defensive driving is obvious"


    Why it's "good" would probably be "if everyone drove defensively there would be far fewer citations/collisions and auto insurance rates would go down dramatically because driving itself would be considered less of a risk."

    Shut the fuck up, we're not talking to the retards anymore. We're talking to me.











    GOD DAMN IT, SHIT FUCK FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!

    Cal, you are a solid guy.

    Hifive!

    Callius on
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