rhia! said (19:28):
hi sweet muffin
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sup
rhia! says:
nummuch wsup witchoo
baby
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are you drunk
rhia! says:
totally
totally
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oh goodness
rhia! says:
whatever mang, I do what I wan'
you ain't my baby's daddy
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oh thank goodness
well that's a weight off my mind
rhia! says:
anytime, shug
we should get together and play hide the potato
mike can tape it
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well goodness!
rhia! says:
stop trying to be polite and take off your pants
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ok what's next
rhia! says:
you put on your robe and wizard hat
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gotcha
ok hat is on
rhia! says:
put it in me
slowly
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put what in you
rhia! says:
the hat
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but I really like this hat
rhia! says:
I'll buy you another one
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this one has sentimental value
rhia! says:
I just gave it to you
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yeah I know and I was really touched
rhia! says:
let me touch you back
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with... with your emotions?
rhia! says:
my big, fleshy emotions
do you want to see my new tattoo?
I'm mostly naked so it's in plain view
we should turn on our webcams
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ok can I put my pants back on
rhia! says:
no
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but they're covering the webcam
rhia! says:
go buy a new webcam, then
come online, honeybunny
let me massage your face with my image
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I'm scared Rhia
I think I need an adult
rhia! says:
be still now
you only have to say yes
rhia! said (19:50):
you're not saying yes
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I'm... I'm super tired
and I have a headache
rhia! says:
come online and I'll make it worth your while
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with cash?
rhia! says:
cash sexings
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canadian or us?
rhia! says:
anything you want
just come online already
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well alright
but you better be wearing clothes
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You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.
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AAAAHHHH! RHIA! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
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I'll buy you a new webcam.
fuck this
let's go get some legos
baby we got to
I give an enormous fibery shit whether you read it or not.
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They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
It's weird because for weeks I've been unable to stand up out of it and have simply been wearing it like a wheeled ass coat when I make my thrice daily walk to Denny's. Why would it break now?
Well, didn't you get it second-hand from Thanatos?
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