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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Man, Psych really is a great show.

    it really is. i had no idea, and it's been on this whole time!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    Oh man, people being idiots in public dickishness. One time I was walking with my then ladyfriend and some dudes shouted from some long distance away 'get a better looking girlfriend!' I was like, man, nuts to them and their telescopes.
    See this makes no sense.

    Why are they telling you to get a better girlfriend?

    The are decreasing the odds for them to get a better girlfriend because it means if you get a better girlfriend that is one less that they can date.

    Unless of course they were actually your friends and they hated the bitch.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    Karen is also no good at helmet touch

    girls aren't good at helmet touch, you need a penis to play

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Man, Psych really is a great show.

    it really is. i had no idea, and it's been on this whole time!

    It's seriously one of the most consistently good shows I've watched.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blake is always thinking empirically before he is a dick to anybody

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    so why did the memorial thread get locked?

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am in love with maggie lawson

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    No, I had no clue who they were. I couldn't even see them!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    Blake is always thinking empirically before he is a dick to anybody
    Look if you are going to be a massive cockhead, you may as well do it right.

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The blonde chick on Psych is so hot. Especially in the roller-derby episode. I had a boner for days.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Campion maybe you and your lady friend are just so self absorbed you thought they were talking about you when they were talking about someone else?

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    Oh man, people being idiots in public dickishness. One time I was walking with my then ladyfriend and some dudes shouted from some long distance away 'get a better looking girlfriend!' I was like, man, nuts to them and their telescopes.
    See this makes no sense.

    Why are they telling you to get a better girlfriend?

    The are decreasing the odds for them to get a better girlfriend because it means if you get a better girlfriend that is one less that they can date.

    Unless of course they were actually your friends and they hated the bitch.

    It's the classic scenario. They see a guy out with his girl, deep down in all men there exists an honor system, much like the bro code. They insult her so that he can rise to her defense and score big. They're not his enemies.

    They're his greatest ally.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2009
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Campion I think you are alright.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Does anyone get random boners at 25+ years of age?

    I really think at this point I pretty much have it under complete control except when I'm sleeping.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Campion maybe you and your lady friend are just so self absorbed you thought they were talking about you when they were talking about someone else?

    That could have been one of the things going through my head, it was a long time ago. She didn't react well to their yelling, though, so I don't know.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    As7 wrote: »
    Does anyone get random boners at 25+ years of age?

    I really think at this point I pretty much have it under complete control except when I'm sleeping.

    As I understand it this problem persists until the day you die.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wimble wrote: »
    yes, the far side. I meant you all along

    död åt denna böga jorden

    nu ska vi inte va sånn

    det finns mycket trevligt att bevara

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I still get "sat down for too long, now you've got a boner that won't go away until you stand up" boners

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Campion maybe you and your lady friend are just so self absorbed you thought they were talking about you when they were talking about someone else?

    That could have been one of the things going through my head, it was a long time ago. She didn't react well to their yelling, though, so I don't know.

    could they have thought you were the girl

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man my penis is pretty much obedient 100% of the time I mean it might pop up if I'm thinking about fucking.

    But if I'm just speaking about plants of some shit that dude is an obedient dude and sleeps the day away.

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    edited October 2009
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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    I still get "sat down for too long, now you've got a boner that won't go away until you stand up" boners

    I got those in class all the time, especially in the morning.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wimble wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Campion maybe you and your lady friend are just so self absorbed you thought they were talking about you when they were talking about someone else?

    That could have been one of the things going through my head, it was a long time ago. She didn't react well to their yelling, though, so I don't know.

    could they have thought you were the girl

    Well, not that day, but that did happen once. Or twice. Probably three times.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If I am really tired I can occasionally pop one unintentially while still waking up, usually goes away after a cup of coffee or something.

    And then sometimes when its really hot and I'm just lounging around, miserable in the heat, my thoughts often wander to impure things and I'll half-staff. Which is normal and stuff, but in this case, its a little harder to put it away.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    My boners are always meticulously planned and carefully calculated months in advance. It is because they are much like huge erections of the building variety. Truly staggering in size.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    INNA GODDA DA VIDA BABY

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Random boners are annoying.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    Wimble wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Campion maybe you and your lady friend are just so self absorbed you thought they were talking about you when they were talking about someone else?

    That could have been one of the things going through my head, it was a long time ago. She didn't react well to their yelling, though, so I don't know.

    could they have thought you were the girl

    Well, not that day, but that did happen once. Or twice. Probably three times.

    is it happening right now

    is someone whistling at you

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I will get a random boner if I haven't gotten any/masturbated for a while.

    But yeah dude's pretty chill most of the time.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Man my penis is pretty much obedient 100% of the time I mean it might pop up if I'm thinking about fucking.

    But if I'm just speaking about plants of some shit that dude is an obedient dude and sleeps the day away.

    Right, like, even a hot naked lady won't do it unless it sparks some thoughts of sex or it is literally porno that I am watching.

    Pert naked tits and sex have actually been divorced from one another at this point in my life, at this point

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    what do boners feel like

    is it like feeling a little balloon inflating on your crotch

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    As7 wrote: »
    Does anyone get random boners at 25+ years of age?

    I really think at this point I pretty much have it under complete control except when I'm sleeping.

    I still get morning wood pretty regularly
    doesn't really happen when I'm out and about though


    most of the time

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Random boners are annoying.

    I mean, I remember specifically once getting one while walking from one class to another and having to awkwardly hide it with my book bag but I can't imagine that being a problem anymore.

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's funny how the public topic of measuring up always centers on penis length and girth, yet rarely is a vagina's depth and width publicly discussed despite being just as important to the entire scenario.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Boners feel like your sponge tissue is being swollen with blood.
    Wimble wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    Wimble wrote: »
    could they have thought you were the girl
    Well, not that day, but that did happen once. Or twice. Probably three times.
    is it happening right now
    is someone whistling at you
    I could turn on the webcam and find out :winky:

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Polago wrote: »
    It's funny how the public topic of measuring up always centers on penis length and girth, yet rarely is a vagina's depth and width publicly discussed despite being just as important to the entire scenario.

    it's a little harder to get a tape measure in there

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Polago wrote: »
    It's funny how the public topic of measuring up always centers on penis length and girth, yet rarely is a vagina's depth and width publicly discussed despite being just as important to the entire scenario.

    I'm going to make a fortune with vagina shrinking pills

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    what do boners feel like

    is it like feeling a little balloon inflating on your crotch

    Kind of

    Depends on what you're wearing and how hard it is

    Like if it's a haven't gotten any in several days type boner it feels like you've got a steel rod down there

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    what do boners feel like

    is it like feeling a little balloon inflating on your crotch

    it's kind of like when you are constipated and you get those agonizing aches

    that is what it is like every time so think about what we are going through for you womenfolk

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