is it like feeling a little balloon inflating on your crotch
You don't really feel it getting bigger.
Its more like your pants just start to tighten and then you're mentally telling yourself "oh Goddamnit now is not the time, lets... think about clouds or maybe Ulysses Simpson Grant or something, there we go, alright, all better."
It's funny how the public topic of measuring up always centers on penis length and girth, yet rarely is a vagina's depth and width publicly discussed despite being just as important to the entire scenario.
I'm going to make a fortune with vagina shrinking pills
It's funny how the public topic of measuring up always centers on penis length and girth, yet rarely is a vagina's depth and width publicly discussed despite being just as important to the entire scenario.
it's a little harder to get a tape measure in there
You sound like you need some calipers Kate.
You can get accurate measurements to a tenth of a millimeter.
it boggles the mind! swollen clits don't seem like an analogous sensation because there's also, like, fuckin gravity working on a boner and stuff
plus like suddenly part of your body is way out there
Well yeah it's like, the same pleasant feeling, but with the added sensation of pressure, should you have pants on, and stiffness of the member, regardless.
But it's not like you feel the whole volume of the thing. It's filled with blood.
No you just feel the skin part, mostly. So it's kind of taught and squishy at the same time. But anyone who's touched one would know that.
it boggles the mind! swollen clits don't seem like an analogous sensation because there's also, like, fuckin gravity working on a boner and stuff
plus like suddenly part of your body is way out there
Well yeah it's like, the same pleasant feeling, but with the added sensation of pressure, should you have pants on, and stiffness of the member, regardless.
But it's not like you feel the whole volume of the thing. It's filled with blood.
No you just feel the skin part, mostly. So it's kind of taught and squishy at the same time. But anyone who's touched one would know that.
okay so inflation doesn't register? that is fascinating
it boggles the mind! swollen clits don't seem like an analogous sensation because there's also, like, fuckin gravity working on a boner and stuff
plus like suddenly part of your body is way out there
just push down on it a little bit, same sensation i imagine
now, testicles, those are hard to explain
They are like this sac that kinda sits there, and you can feel it pull a little if they're hanging low. They also feel uncomfortable in heat, and the testicles don't like being squeezed vigorously. The ball sac is stretchy and stuff though, so that's fun.
Everyone female I've known finds ball 'flexing' funny, where you retract the sack and let it drop back down again. Apparently it's funny enough to result in hysterics.
it boggles the mind! swollen clits don't seem like an analogous sensation because there's also, like, fuckin gravity working on a boner and stuff
plus like suddenly part of your body is way out there
Well yeah it's like, the same pleasant feeling, but with the added sensation of pressure, should you have pants on, and stiffness of the member, regardless.
But it's not like you feel the whole volume of the thing. It's filled with blood.
No you just feel the skin part, mostly. So it's kind of taught and squishy at the same time. But anyone who's touched one would know that.
okay so inflation doesn't register? that is fascinating
what a bizarre body part you guys have
Ever watch a boner leave? It's like that in reverse.
Penises are the most fun body part to play with. You can stretch them, smack'm around, wiggle them, balance them, flex'm. There is so much to do.
Its curious to me how you can do some crazy shit like wiggle it around, slap it around, with no problem. But do the same slap just a LITTLe bit wrong and you're suddenly nauseous and can barely stand.
Staxeon on
Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
Everyone female I've known finds ball 'flexing' funny, where you retract the sack and let it drop back down again. Apparently it's funny enough to result in hysterics.
There are a bunch of dudes that travel the world with a show called "puppetry of the penis" and reportedly can do stunts named "The hamburger" and "The eifel tower"
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It's like if you broke a finger and it got all swollen.
But instead of feeling pain you feel a sort of pleasant friction.
So probably like a swollen clit but with the whole broken finger part.
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"you only like me for my looks"
"flirt flirt flirt"
WOMEN
that would be bizarre
what if a chick's tits were dudes
she's all pushing them up in my face and goes
"meet the bros"
but it's frustrating as hell because you usually can't do something about it right then
usually
You don't really feel it getting bigger.
Its more like your pants just start to tighten and then you're mentally telling yourself "oh Goddamnit now is not the time, lets... think about clouds or maybe Ulysses Simpson Grant or something, there we go, alright, all better."
Yeah, a few years back I went on holiday with some friends for two weeks and didn't have a chance to sort myself out on the trip.
Poppin' random boners all the time.
Satans..... hints.....
plus like suddenly part of your body is way out there
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
Kegels, kegels, kegels, more kegels.
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it's hilarious
You sound like you need some calipers Kate.
You can get accurate measurements to a tenth of a millimeter.
Satans..... hints.....
Like Ambrose Burnside or James Longstreet or George Pickett or, better yet, William Tecumseh Sherman.
just push down on it a little bit, same sensation i imagine
now, testicles, those are hard to explain
so painful
put your hand inside a balloon
maybe...put warm water in the balloon
tighten it as much as humanly possible
wait, naw this is wrong that's dog dick
Well yeah it's like, the same pleasant feeling, but with the added sensation of pressure, should you have pants on, and stiffness of the member, regardless.
But it's not like you feel the whole volume of the thing. It's filled with blood.
No you just feel the skin part, mostly. So it's kind of taught and squishy at the same time. But anyone who's touched one would know that.
Secret Satan
Ambrose is one of my favorite names
if a condom ever breaks on me at the wrong time, i think i'll make it my son's middle name
okay so inflation doesn't register? that is fascinating
what a bizarre body part you guys have
all the better to EAT YOU WITH, MY DEAR
I just figured some person showed up with a torch spread it wide and peered inside and occasionally yelling "ECHO!"
I just envisaged it to be kinda like spelunking or something.
Satans..... hints.....
I'v been told it feels good when I flex it while inside a lady
They are like this sac that kinda sits there, and you can feel it pull a little if they're hanging low. They also feel uncomfortable in heat, and the testicles don't like being squeezed vigorously. The ball sac is stretchy and stuff though, so that's fun.
Really sensitive and pert ones are probably pretty similar to penises.
But breast shaped.
Secret Satan
Ever watch a boner leave? It's like that in reverse.
Its curious to me how you can do some crazy shit like wiggle it around, slap it around, with no problem. But do the same slap just a LITTLe bit wrong and you're suddenly nauseous and can barely stand.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
Dick nipples.
There are a bunch of dudes that travel the world with a show called "puppetry of the penis" and reportedly can do stunts named "The hamburger" and "The eifel tower"
Satans..... hints.....
I dread it and I go as rarely as I can
what a horrible job, staring into vaginas all day under a bright light