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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I was in the pool before I wrote my answer

    it was cold

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    WaM try holding onto a doodle while it's getting its blood fill on, squish it as it goes along, in a non-sexual way. All you are really missing out on is the good feelings and the pressure that's inside of it.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    A boner feels like a sun exploding into another sun and forming a mini sun in the shape of a hi five that is so totally awesome it wipes out a black hole. And then plays a sweet little guitar riff at the end Bill and Ted style.

    Is that clearer wam?

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I kinda have penis envy right now

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I wish I could teach my boyfriend to get an immediate boner if I blow on his belly button

    I'd take that act on the road

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also you miss out on the blood pulsing arousal that fills your head.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    WaM try holding onto a doodle while it's getting its blood fill on, squish it as it goes along, in a non-sexual way. All you are really missing out on is the good feelings and the pressure that's inside of it.

    what sort of man could interpret his dick bein' grabbed on by someone else as non-sexual

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is why a lady is doing it, they are making science with it. They are the non-sexual aspect.

    What I mean to say is, the man can enjoy it all he likes.

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    edited October 2009
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    And an dude orgasm is like when a shark jumps on a motorbike and does a totally sweet jump who crashes into a dinosaur who is driving round in a dodge charger and they slam together and form an awesome charger-shark-bike-dinosaur hybrid.

    All while rocking music is playing.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's simple really.

    Your vagus nerve?

    Tear that shit out and place it on a polish sausage.

    Put that in a condom and fill it full of silicone.

    Jam an electrode in your butt.

    Bam. Synthetic schlong.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Just for a day

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Penises are pretty great, and they get to feel the inside of vaginas and butts.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    Penises are pretty great, and they get to feel the inside of vaginas and butts.

    But it's kinda slimy up there

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    also I found this from june 21, 2007

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    that's true! you really can't put a cunt in anything

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am certain that if someone woke up in a body of the opposite sex the first thing they would do is masturbate.

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Visualizing a penguin running around somehow stifles hard ons in public.

    Opening my pants for any reason promotes them. "FREEDOM!!!"

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    having a dick is AWESOME

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Just for a day

    you can borrow mine. I ain't using it

    *paints figurines*

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i like fucking things, it makes me feel like a big man

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    Penises are pretty great, and they get to feel the inside of vaginas and butts.

    But it's kinda slimy up there

    Yes, that feels good. Any slickness will feel nice against your erogenous area. That's the whole penis, not just the head.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    well unless you're fucking a bigger man

    or maybe not. I mean you are being the top

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    also I found this from june 21, 2007

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    it's about time he admitted it

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wimble wrote: »
    well unless you're fucking a bigger man

    or maybe not. I mean you are being the top

    in general

    even being on bottom with your dick in somethin' feels more like being serviced than servicing

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Penises don't even get in the way. Highly contradictory, I know.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Penises don't even get in the way. Highly contradictory, I know.

    maybe if you're like you and you have a teenie weenie

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What are we even talking about in here?

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Penises don't even get in the way. Highly contradictory, I know.

    maybe if you're like you and you have a teenie weenie

    Do you have an anicdote involving a genuinely obstructive penis.

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What are we even talking about in here?

    the birds and bees, duh

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ahh

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    Penises are pretty great, and they get to feel the inside of vaginas and butts.

    The spelunkers of the organ world.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I would call them bungee jumpers.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    dicks into dicks just isn't right

    dicks within dicks, that is to say

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    more like moon queen

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If I was a woman for a day, it'd be a mix of hot stylish fashion, trying the dong in my closet, and a day on the town.

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    I would call them bungee jumpers.

    with an unsettling tendency to throw up mid jump

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wimble wrote: »
    more like moon queen

    That title is reserved for whoever dresses their avatar as Sailor Moon.

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ledneh wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    I would call them bungee jumpers.

    with an unsettling tendency to throw up mid jump

    and then nap for several minutes

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    No man should have that kind of power.
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If I was a woman for a day I would just make every guy I meet buy me a drink.

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