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EINHANDER MEMORIAL STATION

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    so, when did this happen? Last year?

    I think someone said 2 months ago.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    dammit i'm seriously on the verge of tears here.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dang, the last thing I remember about him was when he went off on Bel for something. I don't even remember what, anymore.

    Dang. :(

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Do you know what happened to the woman?

    It was like her third DUI, so she's going up for a long time. I guess she cried and begged and apologized at the trial, but the judge wasn't having it because she fucking killed him.

    I like this judge

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Do you know what happened to the woman?

    It was like her third DUI, so she's going up for a long time. I guess she cried and begged and apologized at the trial, but the judge wasn't having it because she fucking killed him.

    I like this judge

    yea s/he seems pretty cool

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I would like the judge more if they literally threw their gavel at shitbags and shouted " I WISH TO HAVE WORDS WITH THEE!"

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  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well shit.

    RIP Einhander. You deserved better.

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  • edited October 2009
    Condolences to family and friends. I remember that icy hot story, too.

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  • edited October 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I would like the judge more if they literally threw their gavel at shitbags and shouted " I WISH TO HAVE WORDS WITH THEE!"

    i think for drunk drivers they could replace the gavel with an icepick

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I would like the judge more if they literally threw their gavel at shitbags and shouted " I WISH TO HAVE WORDS WITH THEE!"

    i think for drunk drivers they could replace the gavel with an icepick

    icepick railgun?

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I would like the judge more if they literally threw their gavel at shitbags and shouted " I WISH TO HAVE WORDS WITH THEE!"

    i think for drunk drivers they could replace the gavel with an icepick

    icepick railgun?

    A rail gun that shoots gavels that explode into hundreds of tiny ice picks.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    neville wrote: »
    I still remember this post by him, because I didn't believe anyone could be this dumb. Gave me a laugh, though:
    Einhander wrote:
    I was somewhere around fifteen when I tried to use Icy Hot as a masturbatory lubricant. It felt really, really good for about six seconds, and then the fire of a thousand suns wrapped itself around my penis with no plans on letting go. On a side note, I am uncircumcised, so the head of my penis is relatively sensitive, so this only made it worse.

    The kicker is, I was living in the guest room at a friend's house at the time, and everyone was home, and it was really late, so they were sleeping. As a result of this, I couldn't even scream for fear of waking them up. After frantically blowing on my penis for a while I ran into the bathroom, but didn't want to put water in the tub, again in fear of waking someone up, so I had to awkwardly sort of lay on the counter with my dick in the sink while the faucet gave cold water for the better part of an hour before the pain subsided enough to allow me to go back to my room, my shriveled, painful, reddened cock wrapped in a washcloth soaked in cold water.

    One of the worst decisions I have ever made in my entire life.
    D:


    D:D:D:

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    fuck

    drunk

    drivers

    this

    very much

    I'll say it again, anyone who thinks it's okay to drive drunk deserves to wrap their car around a tree in the middle of an empty field with no one around and then bleed out.

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I just want to say that you guys are awesome, and I am sure that he would have been happy if he would have been able to read this.

    For anyone who is interested in hearing, I forgot to mention that as far as I know he was an organ donor, but I don't know if that actually happened and I'm really not sure how to go about asking his parents.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ...And I know of a couple of states that make it so that if anyone dies due to drunk driving, the punishment is the same as murder.

    Nothing would thrill me more than if some fuckwad whose drunken antics killed a carfull of people got the fucking chair.

    Make some people think twice.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ...And I know of a couple of states that make it so that if anyone dies due to drunk driving, the punishment is the same as murder.

    Nothing would thrill me more than if some fuckwad whose drunken antics killed a carfull of people got the fucking chair.

    Make some people think twice.

    not it wouldn't

    because they totally can control their actions while drunk unlike anyone else

    it couldn't happen to them

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    fuck

    drunk

    drivers

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ...And I know of a couple of states that make it so that if anyone dies due to drunk driving, the punishment is the same as murder.

    Nothing would thrill me more than if some fuckwad whose drunken antics killed a carfull of people got the fucking chair.

    Make some people think twice.

    Not...really

    That is the nature of this particular beast, they are unable to think twice.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    ...And I know of a couple of states that make it so that if anyone dies due to drunk driving, the punishment is the same as murder.

    Nothing would thrill me more than if some fuckwad whose drunken antics killed a carfull of people got the fucking chair.

    Make some people think twice.

    Not...really

    That is the nature of this particular beast, they are unable to think twice.

    True but at least it would get rid of them and insure they never drive drunk again.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    ...And I know of a couple of states that make it so that if anyone dies due to drunk driving, the punishment is the same as murder.

    Nothing would thrill me more than if some fuckwad whose drunken antics killed a carfull of people got the fucking chair.

    Make some people think twice.

    not it wouldn't

    because they totally can control their actions while drunk unlike anyone else

    it couldn't happen to them

    This is the thing; the whole "oh it won't happen to me" mentality is the wrong mentality to have. No shit it won't happen to them, statistics are on their side; drunk drivers survive collisions. It's not about something happening to them, it's about something happening to other innocent people - dying.

    I can't believe the bitch cried at her trial. "Waah I'm a fucking idiot waaah." Her third DUI too. Because two weren't enough to perma-ban her from the road. Jesus jumped-up Christ.

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jesus jumped christ would make an interesting religious concept that I would be likely to subscribe to.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I would like the judge more if they literally threw their gavel at shitbags and shouted " I WISH TO HAVE WORDS WITH THEE!"
    I know for a fact my father has had to restrain himself from doing just that at a few sentencing hearings in the past.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I would like the judge more if they literally threw their gavel at shitbags and shouted " I WISH TO HAVE WORDS WITH THEE!"
    I know for a fact my father has had to restrain himself from doing just that at a few sentencing hearings in the past.

    Odin?

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I would like the judge more if they literally threw their gavel at shitbags and shouted " I WISH TO HAVE WORDS WITH THEE!"
    I know for a fact my father has had to restrain himself from doing just that at a few sentencing hearings in the past.

    Odin?
    Well, he is full-blood Norwegian.

    On a sidenote, I am going to miss Ein, even though we didn't really interact all that much before he went off the grid. All things considered, dude was a pretty good guy.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    I can't believe the bitch cried at her trial. "Waah I'm a fucking idiot waaah." Her third DUI too. Because two weren't enough to perma-ban her from the road. Jesus jumped-up Christ.

    I've heard of people arrested on their 5th or higher DUI. The issue is that people who don't think drunk driving is a big deal also don't care if you need a license to drive and that driving on a suspended or revoked one is against the law.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    maaaaaan I liked Einhander
    most of the time anyway
    but he didn't deserve this, no one does

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I remember that Icy Hot post!

    Ohhhh man so that was Einhander.

    now I feel :( for him and especially his family and loved ones.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    I can't believe the bitch cried at her trial. "Waah I'm a fucking idiot waaah." Her third DUI too. Because two weren't enough to perma-ban her from the road. Jesus jumped-up Christ.

    I've heard of people arrested on their 5th or higher DUI. The issue is that people who don't think drunk driving is a big deal also don't care if you need a license to drive and that driving on a suspended or revoked one is against the law.

    Yes but you think the fact that she fucking killed a guy should've sunk it into her head a little that she probably should fucking stop drinking or driving or living outside of fucking prison.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    3 strikes and you're out?
    That seems an awful lot in the first place.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    I can't believe the bitch cried at her trial. "Waah I'm a fucking idiot waaah." Her third DUI too. Because two weren't enough to perma-ban her from the road. Jesus jumped-up Christ.

    I've heard of people arrested on their 5th or higher DUI. The issue is that people who don't think drunk driving is a big deal also don't care if you need a license to drive and that driving on a suspended or revoked one is against the law.

    Yes but you think the fact that she fucking killed a guy should've sunk it into her head a little that she probably should fucking stop drinking or driving or living outside of fucking prison.

    We had something like this in Boston last month. The guy was standing on the side of the road putting his toddler into his safety seat in broad daylight when a woman who was high as hell on prescription drugs ran him down then continued driving for several blocks until a couple of cars behind her forced her car into a curb and stopped her. She cried and apologized at her arraignment and her family talked about what a nice lady she is. People are fucking terrible.


    Added: In a lot of states something like this is considered manslaughter and the driver does 5 years for killing someone.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    3 strikes and you're out?
    That seems an awful lot in the first place.

    fucking baseball

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  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This sucks. I remember he was in Eugene at the same I was. I never had a chance to meet up with him because I was always too busy with school. He seemed like a funny dude.
    My condolences to his family and friends.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    also while drunk driving is obviously indefensible, i don't understand why people are latching so hard onto drunk drivers feeling bad for killing a person? what would you prefer they do in the aftermath?

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    A friend of mine had her grandmother killed by a teenage driver who had only just had his license returned. Dark night, wet country road, guy was doing near 100km/h at impact on the wrong side of the road. Turns out he had been disqualified twice previously for dangerous driving and excessive speed. Had almost $20,000 in fines and speeding tickets and impound fees.

    Because he was a minor, he got no jail sentence, but was levelled a hefty fine and a few thousand in damages to my friends family. Which he promptly didn't pay.

    When he went to court about that, he pointed out he owed tens of thousands of dollars in debt to the state, and was only earning part time work money. The state agreed, so forgave his $20,000 debt.

    So the guy basically earned money for killing my friends grandmother. She was less than pleased.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Einhander was classy and has been here forever. This is hella gay.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's because they cry and say they're sorry and we hear all the sob stories about how they're life is so hard and it's totally not their fault that they've driven drunk 3 times and just happened to kill someone finally. And then their attorney goes on about how punishing their client harshly won't bring the person back and how their client needs their license to get to work and by time it's over you want to shot them both.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    3 strikes and you're out?
    That seems an awful lot in the first place.

    fucking baseball

    Could be worse.

    Could be, you have 4 downs to clean up your act and if you don't you have to change sides and become the person who judges others

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm going to smoke a doobie in Einhander's name tonight.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    My little sister's friend and ex was 19 when he was on his way home in the middle of the day when some idiot trashed out of his mind crossed the double line and hit him head on. Craig was on a motorcycle and was killed instantly, less than a mile from his house. I don't care if the guy who did it is sad he killed him. He can rot in hell and drown in his crocodile tears for all I care.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I'm going to smoke a doobie in Einhander's name tonight.

    So doing this is weekend

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