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EINHANDER MEMORIAL STATION

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    tommy

    aren't you like

    fifteen

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    For those of you just joining the thread, I highly recommend you read the OP.

    It was updated with a post Smokestack made last night about Einhander, and it is well worth the read.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    My little sister's friend and ex was 19 when he was on his way home in the middle of the day when some idiot trashed out of his mind crossed the double line and hit him head on. Craig was on a motorcycle and was killed instantly, less than a mile from his house. I don't care if the guy who did it is sad he killed him. He can rot in hell and drown in his crocodile tears for all I care.

    Man.

    That is awful.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The punishment for drunk driving should be personally apologizing to all the families in your community who have lost someone to drunk driving. Kill someone, and you're owned by their family for life.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    not only should drunk drivers have to do time, they should also have to be tattooed for it like old timey criminals

    just a big old fucking tattoo on their forearm that says "I'M A DRUNK DRIVING ASSHOLE" in comic sans

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    not only should drunk drivers have to do time, they should also have to be tattooed for it like old timey criminals

    just a big old fucking tattoo on their forearm that says "I'M A DRUNK DRIVING ASSHOLE" in comic sans

    WaM, enough damage is already done to society by these people. No need to hurt designers.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    nobody should have to suffer through comic sans

    especially not the people looking at that dudes forehead

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    My little sister's friend and ex was 19 when he was on his way home in the middle of the day when some idiot trashed out of his mind crossed the double line and hit him head on. Craig was on a motorcycle and was killed instantly, less than a mile from his house. I don't care if the guy who did it is sad he killed him. He can rot in hell and drown in his crocodile tears for all I care.

    Man.

    That is awful.

    What's even worse is a weak prosecutor who makes deals with these fuckwads because god forbid too many tourists get in trouble for doing this shit or they might stop coming and we won't get their money. So unfortunately this shit happens several times a summer. The prosecutor wanted to give this douche a plea deal! Luckily Craig's family is really well known in the community and his dad started a letter writing campaign to make this prosecutor take their job seriously and put this guy behind bars.

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goddamn, hearing about this really sucks. Words like "tragedy" and "unfair' are hardly sufficient, but that is really fucked up that he went out like that. Especially upon reading that he already had scars from being hit before. Ugh.

    Einhander was just one of those people here that I always liked to see online. I went back and forth with him on at least a couple occasions. More than anything I remember he was pretty funny and was never afraid to throw in his 2 cents. He came off as being opinionated but also really insightful and intelligent, so I always liked seeing what he had to say.

    Thank you Smoke Stacks for letting everyone know and condolences of course seeing as how you knew the guy on such a personal level. I had a friend who died in a car accident during my Freshman year of college and a few years ago had the misfortune of hearing that one of my best friends from junior high, who I hadn't heard from in some time, had since committed suicide. Either directly or indirectly I've known way too many people that have passed before their time and its a depressing thing to experience, so you have my sympathy.
    I used to work in a courthouse, scanning old court files and case files and such in so they could transition to digital images and whatever. I can't tell you how many god damned DUI files I saw, and how many of them got complete shit for jailtime. It's insane. And taking their license away? They try. All that does is make it so they drive drunk while unlicensed.

    Many states are trying to fix this by adding in caveats that if you don't take the breathalyzer test when they pull you over you get a much, much harsher punishment. And I know of a couple of states that make it so that if anyone dies due to drunk driving, the punishment is the same as murder.

    I have a friend who drove really drunk, side swiped a parked BMW, and was forcefully pulled out of the driver seat by an undercover detective who was outside with his family and neighbors. He almost hit another car driving directly into traffic down a one way street, but he came to a full stop just in time and it happened to be right in front of the guys house. Anyway, due to this reckless display he had a breathalyzer installed in his car. He was still allowed to drive because of his job, but his car wouldn't start unless he was completely sober.

    Also heard about this from a conversation had while I was bartending. Suffice to say, I heard a lot of DUI stories when I had that job. One person in particular that I knew had three DUIs. He was a cool enough guy but he was basically slapped on the wrist considering the amount of offenses he wracked up.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I just don't understand how people dont have the foresight to bike to wherever they plan on getting plastered

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I just don't understand how people dont have the foresight to bike to wherever they plan on getting plastered

    Because they'll fall into stuff and hurt themselves. Way worse than killing other people.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I just don't understand how people dont have the foresight to bike to wherever they plan on getting plastered

    also a dui

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I just don't understand how people dont have the foresight to bike to wherever they plan on getting plastered

    You can kill someone on a bike as well as with a car. A bike moving at 15-25 hours has enough force to twist a thick chromium pipe. What chance do your ribs have?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I just don't understand how people dont have the foresight to bike to wherever they plan on getting plastered

    Because they'll fall into stuff and hurt themselves. Way worse than killing other people.

    Tonight at 11: ten killed by apathy of others.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I just don't understand how people dont have the foresight to bike to wherever they plan on getting plastered

    Because they'll fall into stuff and hurt themselves. Way worse than killing other people.

    Tonight at 11: ten killed by apathy of others.

    10 isn't many people.

    If someone doesn't get this I will be upset.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I just don't understand how people dont have the foresight to bike to wherever they plan on getting plastered

    also a dui

    No cop in this city is going to breathalyse a biker unless you're obviously intoxicated.

    Regardless, don't most major cities have drunk buses and shit? We have a bus here that goes from the Bottom (where a lot of bars are) and all the way up then back down the important drunk people streets

    We got free corn from them once.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I just don't understand how people dont have the foresight to bike to wherever they plan on getting plastered

    You can kill someone on a bike as well as with a car. A bike moving at 15-25 hours has enough force to twist a thick chromium pipe. What chance do your ribs have?
    the chances of drunkenly killing someone on a bike are really absurdly low

    if you're getting up to and maintaining balance at those speeds, you're fairly sober

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I just don't understand how people dont have the foresight to bike to wherever they plan on getting plastered

    You can kill someone on a bike as well as with a car. A bike moving at 15-25 hours has enough force to twist a thick chromium pipe. What chance do your ribs have?
    the chances of drunkenly killing someone on a bike are really absurdly low

    if you're getting up to and maintaining balance at those speeds, you're fairly sober

    Or a really good biker

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well that sucks to hear.

    Condolences to Ein's friends and family.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i mean it'd be fantastically dangerous to yourself, certainly

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've gotten up to 20 or 30 half asleep. Of course, I was 15 and stupid and wouldn't do it again.

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is why jesus invented taxis. People who kill other people when they are drunk driving should have their hands cut off.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Plus I'm pretty sure bicycles are vehicles in most places. I know they are in Georgia.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yeah, they're pretty much vehicles everywhere

    Only technically, though.

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You wouldn't want to bike to a bar a good distance from where you live. Planning ahead with other friends is always good though. I always try to avoid the "so who has had the least to drink?" scenario.

    I liked the last place I lived because there was a great bar a couple blocks away and whoever I went out with would just park at my place and then we would all just walk down as a group.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Rehab wrote: »
    You wouldn't want to bike to a bar a good distance from where you live. Planning ahead with other friends is always good though. I always try to avoid the "so who has had the least to drink?" scenario.

    I liked the last place I lived because there was a great bar a couple blocks away and whoever I went out with would just park at my place and then we would all just walk down as a group.

    Up until recently the only bar the town I live in had was out several miles in the country so not many (if any) people wanted to walk there. Of course it was just a little shitkicker country bar but a bar's a bar.

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How in the fuck does someone get their third DUI? I can't believe shit like this can happen. I'm so sorry for everyone who knew him.

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How in the fuck does someone get their third DUI? I can't believe shit like this can happen. I'm so sorry for everyone who knew him.


    Just because you don't have a license doesn't mean you can't still put your handicapped drunken ass behind the wheel of a car.

    I saw a guy on cops one time who was being chased and already had 14. He died in the ensuing police chase, all caught on camera.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Would it be tacky or upsetting to report the icy hot story in memorandum?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    not only should drunk drivers have to do time, they should also have to be tattooed for it like old timey criminals

    just a big old fucking tattoo on their forearm that says "I'M A DRUNK DRIVING ASSHOLE" in comic sans

    WaM, enough damage is already done to society by these people. No need to hurt designers.

    as a designer, I am willing to make this sacrifice for the greater good

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    probably not

    a big part of the point of this kind of thread is to share fond memories of the deceased

    edit: this was directed at monkeyfeet

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  • AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am not very familiar with Einhander, but reading this has made me very touched. I am sad that these things happen. I'll probably be thinking about it all night.

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mulletude wrote: »
    This is why jesus invented taxis. People who kill other people when they are drunk driving should have their hands cut off.

    In Omaha you can get free cab rides from bars on holidays like New Years Eve and Saint Patrick's Day. Its great that they do this but I wish they would expand on it. Allowing a couple hours or so for people to get free cab rides from bars after last call at any time during the year in major cities (and eventually elsewhere) would be great.

    There are plenty of simple things like this that could prevent incidents and threads like this from popping up. Most of it would come down to hoping that people would actually use something like this if it were at their disposal of course, which isn't always the case unfortunately. I bet quite a few would though.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    not only should drunk drivers have to do time, they should also have to be tattooed for it like old timey criminals

    just a big old fucking tattoo on their forearm that says "I'M A DRUNK DRIVING ASSHOLE" in comic sans

    WaM, enough damage is already done to society by these people. No need to hurt designers.

    as a designer, I am willing to make this sacrifice for the greater good

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  • TheGreat2ndTheGreat2nd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    rip ein

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i didn't know Einhander too well, but my condolences to his friends and family.



    and good lord, the DUI part makes me really freaking angry. it takes all of five minutes to figure out a carpool with a designated driver. five damn minutes. if you're going to get plastered, all it takes is a little planning so that everyone including random people on the street will have a good time for the evening.

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    my condolences to friends and family this is always a very sad topic

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    rest in peace.

    I didn't know him personally but it sounds like he's another one of those whose time shouldn't have come so soon.

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  • UnreadableHulkUnreadableHulk Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I never got a chance to talk to Einhander, but his posts always made me laugh. He'll be missed.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    not only should drunk drivers have to do time, they should also have to be tattooed for it like old timey criminals

    just a big old fucking tattoo on their forearm that says "I'M A DRUNK DRIVING ASSHOLE" in comic sans

    WaM, enough damage is already done to society by these people. No need to hurt designers.

    as a designer, I am willing to make this sacrifice for the greater good

    more like helvetica am i right

    snap

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