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Awesome euphemism site

tpirotpiro Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
I thought some of you might enjoy this

http://euphemismator.com/

I've spent WAY too much time on this site today.

It's SFW as long as your workplace has a sense of humor.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    cool [strike]story[/strike] link bro

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    really?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Right on the kitchen table they were
    inserting the Dick Trickle.


    god yes

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    neat

    I will provide a link to this on my geocities page

    complete with my favorites that I myself generated

    Swill on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    dick trickle is probably the best racecar driver name ever

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Lubing the American idol sounds so dirty.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm in heaven when he's
    fertilizing the cattle prod.


    I'm scared I want out

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2009
    inyourendo

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    "munching on the Dr. Cox."

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    sexual verb + reality tv show

    Rubbing the Next Iron Chef

    Fellating the Ace of Cakes

    Sitting on the Lap of Big Brother

    Swill on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    cool [strike]story[/strike] link bro

    way to be sexist and assume tpiro is a dude

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Also, linksville.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    sexual verb + reality tv show

    Rubbing the Next Iron Chef

    Fellating the Ace of Cakes

    Sitting on the Lap of Big Brother

    Pegging Survivor

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    is it 2001 again already?

    Snowbeat on
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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Astrophysicists are the best at
    finding the unique prime factors of the George Bush.

    I'm sure there's a simpler way to say that.

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    She never seemed to get tired when she was initiating the maypole.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    boinking the Stephen Hawking wheelchair

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    getting hit in the face with the Woody (voiced by Tom Hanks).

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    boinking the Stephen Hawking wheelchair

    was he in it at the time?

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    Right on the kitchen table they were

    feasting upon the David Caruso.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I love it when she's
    awakening the Hammer of Thor.

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Little did her parents know, she was
    Raiding the howling monkey

    edit: Oh jesus, even worse

    He was caught
    Feeding on the wet salami

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mathematicians are best known for
    banging the parabolic equations.

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Once she came back from college, she always wanted to be
    slamming the joystick.

    These can just get ridiculous

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    hahaha goddamn this is stupid but I can't stop

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    He was caught
    probing the Mandelbrot Set.

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  • tpirotpiro Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    After his drunken tirade, Mel Gibson began
    fondling the totem pole.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm in heaven when he's
    exploring the popsicle.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    In the back of the library they were
    stretching the iPod Nano.

    ?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Megan Fox is such a bad actor, she can't even fake
    buttering the Chief Chirpa.

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    Bluesky|Cohost
  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Programmers think they're good at
    getting hit in the face with the Barrack Obama.

    She excused herself to the bathroom and began
    suffocating the Barrack Obama.

    I'm in heaven when she's
    freaking the Barrack Obama.

    I couldn't believe it when she started
    contour integrating the Barrack Obama.

    Bad girls enjoy
    jumping on the Barrack Obama.

    When I was a kid, we called it
    impaling the Barrack Obama.

    Even though the train was crowded, they were
    tainting the Barrack Obama.

    She became America's Next Top Model by
    savoring the Barrack Obama.

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  • kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This one is a little weird

    After sticking his foot under the bathroom stall, the senator began
    saluting the John Wayne Bobbitt.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Once she came back from college, she always wanted to be
    wetting the Rowdy Roddy Piper.

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    Bluesky|Cohost
  • Winnie The PoohWinnie The Pooh Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    When the coast was clear, they began

    corrupting the pudding.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I paid her extra because she was

    bisecting the super soaker.

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Winnie The Pooh wrote: »
    When the coast was clear, they began

    corrupting the pudding.

    Oh god not the pudding...

    Why?

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    inyourendo

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Under the covers they were
    starving the Harry Potter

    I am confused and disgusted.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Defenestrator wrote: »
    Under the covers they were
    starving the Harry Potter

    I am confused and disgusted.

    publicly harry is too

    but secretly he is delighted and excited

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    In the back of the library they were
    feasting upon the ewok.

    hey baby i'll feast upon your ewok.

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