whatever you do, dont pretend you are already married. if Apu cant pull it off no one can.
But in that same vein, didn't Apu eventually go on to have a very happy marriage?
well there was one episode where apu cheated on his wife and they almost divorced. apu nearly hanged himself at one point.
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ResIpsaLoquiturNot a grammar nazi, just alt-write.Registered Userregular
edited December 2006
I can't help but think that she's probably going through the same thing, having just been told that she's marrying the son of her mother's med school friend.
Just food for thought.
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Kovakdid a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered Userregular
edited December 2006
we're like H/A but instead of actual advice we just reference television
You know the girl probably feels exactly the same way. Get in touch with her and conspiracise a united front against it. Or, if she's attractive blah blah blah rest of the thread.
last time i went to india quite a few relatives had been married in recent times
i think out of 5 marriages, 1 of them was not arranged, like they had been going out for a long time,
1 of them was semi-arranged, where they met shortly before the wedding and agreed to go through with it
and the other 3 are basically straight up arranged marriages where they didnt meet their wife til like the wedding day or however it works
and from those 3, 2 of the women are pretty damn hot, and the other is fairly good looking and nice, and was basically one of my favourite relatives over there to talk to
the semiarranged wife is not good looking, and i didnt much like her
so assuming that this is any kind of fixed rule to go by,
if shes ugly and crap theyll give you a chance to cancel before the wedding
if they let you meet her on the day or something then shes probably a nice hottie
Dude just marry her. It'll make your parents happy, and it seems like your dad is looking out for your best interests, I'm sure he's picked someone nice. I'm sure she's going to be alright, just make sure when you meet her just really try to connect with her and really make it a voluntary relationship, not a forced one. If she turns out super crazy or really hard to get along with, divorce her.
Look at the positives, since you both pretty much have to marry each other, you can be like "hey I like handcuffs and fucking real hard" on the first night and she'll be like "hmm... well ok I guess it has to happen eventually".
On the scale of suckiness, an arranged marriage isn't that bad. Your other option would be to become a workaholic, jack off until your dick gets raw, and ocassionally go to bars to get rejected by slutty women. And then you meet a fantastic woman who is everything you dreamed of but then she would dump you for a dude with a bigger dick.
Try to get your kicks in before the wedding day, though. As in strippers, random hook ups, etc.
On the scale of suckiness, an arranged marriage isn't that bad. Your other option would be to become a workaholic, jack off until your dick gets raw, and ocassionally go to bars to get rejected by slutty women.
Thats the most accurate description of a post college, single man's life ever written.
On the scale of suckiness, an arranged marriage isn't that bad. Your other option would be to become a workaholic, jack off until your dick gets raw, and ocassionally go to bars to get rejected by slutty women.
Thats the most accurate description of a post college, single man's life ever written.
Gold star.
oh god
i was a naive college student with grand visions of the future
On the scale of suckiness, an arranged marriage isn't that bad. Your other option would be to become a workaholic, jack off until your dick gets raw, and ocassionally go to bars to get rejected by slutty women.
Thats the most accurate description of a post college, single man's life ever written.
Gold star.
oh god
i was a naive college student with grand visions of the future
and now that is mad depressing
Dude, Thunder totally nailed it. There really isn't a bad way for it to end. I mean, you get married, give it a fair chance, if it doesn't work out, fuck it. Just make sure you're honest throughout and like he said just try to allow the relationship to be as voluntary as possible.
and make sure you jump right in to the fucking.
On the scale of suckiness, an arranged marriage isn't that bad. Your other option would be to become a workaholic, jack off until your dick gets raw, and ocassionally go to bars to get rejected by slutty women.
Thats the most accurate description of a post college, single man's life ever written.
Gold star.
oh god
i was a naive college student with grand visions of the future
and now that is mad depressing
Dude, Thunder totally nailed it. There really isn't a bad way for it to end. I mean, you get married, give it a fair chance, if it doesn't work out, fuck it. Just make sure you're honest throughout and like he said just try to allow the relationship to be as voluntary as possible.
and make sure you jump right in to the fucking.
What if they like...uh...don't have anything in common.
On the scale of suckiness, an arranged marriage isn't that bad. Your other option would be to become a workaholic, jack off until your dick gets raw, and ocassionally go to bars to get rejected by slutty women.
Thats the most accurate description of a post college, single man's life ever written.
Gold star.
oh god
i was a naive college student with grand visions of the future
and now that is mad depressing
Dude, Thunder totally nailed it. There really isn't a bad way for it to end. I mean, you get married, give it a fair chance, if it doesn't work out, fuck it. Just make sure you're honest throughout and like he said just try to allow the relationship to be as voluntary as possible.
and make sure you jump right in to the fucking.
What if they like...uh...don't have anything in common.
And she's a prude.
And has vaginisimus.
Then they stay married long enough for her to become a citizen and then split. That's how my family does it.
On the scale of suckiness, an arranged marriage isn't that bad. Your other option would be to become a workaholic, jack off until your dick gets raw, and ocassionally go to bars to get rejected by slutty women.
Thats the most accurate description of a post college, single man's life ever written.
Gold star.
oh god
i was a naive college student with grand visions of the future
and now that is mad depressing
Dude, Thunder totally nailed it. There really isn't a bad way for it to end. I mean, you get married, give it a fair chance, if it doesn't work out, fuck it. Just make sure you're honest throughout and like he said just try to allow the relationship to be as voluntary as possible.
and make sure you jump right in to the fucking.
What if they like...uh...don't have anything in common.
And she's a prude.
And has vaginisimus.
Then they stay married long enough for her to become a citizen and then split. That's how my family does it.
My family just divorces then dates someone stupider than the last spouse. My cousin convinced her boyfriend at the time to get a vasectomy, then dumped him a couple months later for a dude with a bigger dick.
I feel bad for him but he was stupid enough to almost deserve it.
Thank god that guy's out of the genepool though.
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They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
On the scale of suckiness, an arranged marriage isn't that bad. Your other option would be to become a workaholic, jack off until your dick gets raw, and ocassionally go to bars to get rejected by slutty women.
Thats the most accurate description of a post college, single man's life ever written.
Gold star.
oh god
i was a naive college student with grand visions of the future
and now that is mad depressing
Dude, Thunder totally nailed it. There really isn't a bad way for it to end. I mean, you get married, give it a fair chance, if it doesn't work out, fuck it. Just make sure you're honest throughout and like he said just try to allow the relationship to be as voluntary as possible.
and make sure you jump right in to the fucking.
What if they like...uh...don't have anything in common.
And she's a prude.
And has vaginisimus.
if she's a prude all he's got to do is talk about nothing but(t) fucking in the day(s) before the wedding and if she's not down with that, just kick her to the curb. Or just go through with it and have your way with her as filthily as possible.
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well there was one episode where apu cheated on his wife and they almost divorced. apu nearly hanged himself at one point.
Just food for thought.
Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
I am the God, Genesh! This wedding angers me. It will break up or all will die.
edit: I chose TV .... next up, homosexuality!
H/A would have been a little too emo for my tastes
They might as well be, seeing as every single response to a girl thread is "dump her and go get drunk with a bunch of dudes."
Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
i think out of 5 marriages, 1 of them was not arranged, like they had been going out for a long time,
1 of them was semi-arranged, where they met shortly before the wedding and agreed to go through with it
and the other 3 are basically straight up arranged marriages where they didnt meet their wife til like the wedding day or however it works
and from those 3, 2 of the women are pretty damn hot, and the other is fairly good looking and nice, and was basically one of my favourite relatives over there to talk to
the semiarranged wife is not good looking, and i didnt much like her
so assuming that this is any kind of fixed rule to go by,
if shes ugly and crap theyll give you a chance to cancel before the wedding
if they let you meet her on the day or something then shes probably a nice hottie
You damn Hindis always go into eletronic stores and ask for discounts and rebates.
You people are worse than the Jews.
No, really.
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Actually, there are a great deal.
The problem is that their looks deteriorate rapidly. By about 30-35, it's all a memory.
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DONT DO ITTTTT
I assume it's an arranged marriage.
Everyone wins.
Lord golds face - a blank survey
Women pleasure men at the wave of a golden hand
And turn to receive when it waves again
Look at the positives, since you both pretty much have to marry each other, you can be like "hey I like handcuffs and fucking real hard" on the first night and she'll be like "hmm... well ok I guess it has to happen eventually".
On the scale of suckiness, an arranged marriage isn't that bad. Your other option would be to become a workaholic, jack off until your dick gets raw, and ocassionally go to bars to get rejected by slutty women. And then you meet a fantastic woman who is everything you dreamed of but then she would dump you for a dude with a bigger dick.
Try to get your kicks in before the wedding day, though. As in strippers, random hook ups, etc.
Thats the most accurate description of a post college, single man's life ever written.
Gold star.
They're called "people who don't wear plaid shirts and overalls."
while hilarious, that is not racism
it would just be offensive to the person
but not racism
FOOT SWEATERS
Good save.
oh god
i was a naive college student with grand visions of the future
and now that is mad depressing
Dude, Thunder totally nailed it. There really isn't a bad way for it to end. I mean, you get married, give it a fair chance, if it doesn't work out, fuck it. Just make sure you're honest throughout and like he said just try to allow the relationship to be as voluntary as possible.
and make sure you jump right in to the fucking.
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What if they like...uh...don't have anything in common.
And she's a prude.
And has vaginisimus.
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Then they stay married long enough for her to become a citizen and then split. That's how my family does it.
then get a divorce if ya want
golden opportunity
My family just divorces then dates someone stupider than the last spouse. My cousin convinced her boyfriend at the time to get a vasectomy, then dumped him a couple months later for a dude with a bigger dick.
I feel bad for him but he was stupid enough to almost deserve it.
Thank god that guy's out of the genepool though.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
if she's a prude all he's got to do is talk about nothing but(t) fucking in the day(s) before the wedding and if she's not down with that, just kick her to the curb. Or just go through with it and have your way with her as filthily as possible.
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