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Arranged Marriages

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Arranged marriages usually work out you know

    Well, they usually don't end in divorce at least, so that's kind of neat

    Lemming on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    seriously its like guaranteed sex

    that's more then a lot of this forum could get

    Kovak on
  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    Keep killing her till she comes back as something you approve of.

    you just made my day

    <3
    This and your sig are the highlights of this thread.

    I do feel bad for people who get arranged-married though. Yes, that's my verb for it.

    I asked alpha if he could make an exception for me and allow forms in my sig. He politely declined. :(

    SeñorAmor on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    dush wrote:
    this is fucking stupid what is wrong with you don't marry someone because your parents told you to what the fuck is wrong with you

    Carl with a K on
  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    But what if she's from the wrong caste?

    I don't think people arrange marriages between different castes. But, as I'm not an expert on Indian culture, I don't know.

    Yeah, there's no way in hell that the parents won't have checked all of that with the help of a bunch of astrologers, gurus, etc. Just hope that the people your parents go to ask about compatibility are having a bitchy day and tell them that you two suck for each other ...

    oh my god you two are so fucking dumb i want to gouge my eye out

    Let me just state that modern Indians do not really practice the caste system anymore. Not since Ghandi. So that's one less thing to worry about.

    Ah. I didn't know they'd sorta abandoned it. They never said anything about it in textbooks. :?

    Tyracora on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    hey i got a reverends license and can marry people and such

    lets arrange some marriages

    Knob on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    dush wrote:
    this is fucking stupid what is wrong with you don't marry someone because your parents told you to what the fuck is wrong with you
    but blah blah blah other cultures and blah blah blah western values and whatever

    bongi on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    okay tyracora and karl are now married alright

    Knob on
  • BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    But what if she's from the wrong caste?

    I don't think people arrange marriages between different castes. But, as I'm not an expert on Indian culture, I don't know.

    Yeah, there's no way in hell that the parents won't have checked all of that with the help of a bunch of astrologers, gurus, etc. Just hope that the people your parents go to ask about compatibility are having a bitchy day and tell them that you two suck for each other ...

    oh my god you two are so fucking dumb i want to gouge my eye out

    Let me just state that modern Indians do not really practice the caste system anymore. Not since Ghandi. So that's one less thing to worry about.

    yea the caste thing isn't really an issue these days with most families. Some follow it, but its a personal choice really.

    We do have to compare our star charts though. Basically they take our birthdate, time of birth, etc. and compare them. If our stars align or whatever then its all good, but if us getting together causes the voices of millions to cry out in terror and then were suddenly silenced, then I guess our marriage would be problematic and no more marriage with one another

    Bedigumx on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    okay tyracora and karl are now married alright
    well shit

    Carl with a K on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    knob could you arrange me a marriage?

    I think it's the only solution.

    Kadith on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    im up for marriage

    hey karl get on aim

    Kovak on
  • BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    okay tyracora and karl are now married alright

    quick knob, marry me off so I can tell the parents that its too late for the marriage. i'll even take borfase as long as he feeds me spagetti-o's

    Bedigumx on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    okay all three of you guys are married

    i think its okay since you are all dudes

    Knob on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    actually i should read up on this

    i'm able to marry people legally, but i didn't bother learning how

    Knob on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    yea that sounds about right

    at least thats how it goes in the news

    Kovak on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    actually i should read up on this

    i'm able to marry people legally, but i didn't bother learning how

    consult lovecraft

    Dead Legend on
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Can you marry us to an animal?

    Kadith on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    knobs marriages are all accompanied by darkests of the hillside thickets instead of the normal shit

    t kadith that is a slippery slope

    if we start marrying animals

    who knows where it coudl end

    i could maybe even marry a man

    Kovak on
  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    okay tyracora and karl are now married alright

    That's it. I'm turning into a lesbian.

    Tyracora on
    Eat your cookies! Don't make me use this gun that I have!
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Kadith wrote:
    Can you marry us to an animal?

    i married you to kovak, didn't i



    HO HO HO HO HO

    Knob on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
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    ohohoho knob i see what you did there

    Kovak on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    okay tyracora and karl are now married alright

    That's it. I'm turning into a lesbian.

    Oh shit, me too. I call next! I fucking love lesbians!

    TankHammer on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    okay tyracora and karl are now married alright

    That's it. I'm turning into a lesbian.

    Are you forgetting that lesbians love boobs

    I think that disqualifies you

    Kovak on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    okay tyracora and karl are now married alright

    That's it. I'm turning into a lesbian.

    Aren't your tits uglier than satan's ballsack?

    Callius on
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    they were

    but maybe they've been able to escape by now.

    Kadith on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    knobs marriages are all accompanied by darkests of the hillside thickets instead of the normal shit

    t kadith that is a slippery slope

    if we start marrying animals

    who knows where it coudl end

    i could maybe even marry a man

    A man-animal

    a manimal

    a maximal

    you could marry optimus primal.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    okay tyracora and karl are now married alright

    That's it. I'm turning into a lesbian.

    Aren't your tits uglier than satan's ballsack?

    they are uglier nurgle's asshole

    Dead Legend on
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  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kant... I think you just made me straight again. o_o

    Tyracora on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    are you sure you can't just go asexual and fuck rocks or something

    Kovak on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    that's what happened to her face.

    Kadith on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    i honestly haven't bothered to check out her tits

    but i just figured nurgle's asshole has got to be nastier than satan's ballsack

    Dead Legend on
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  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Nah. Rocks are painful.

    Tyracora on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    but only for you
    you'd be like a modern day jesus saving everyone else

    Kovak on
  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    but only for you
    you'd be like a modern day jesus saving everyone else

    Damn... maybe I should tell my boyfriend that I have to turn celibate now in order to appease the SE++ masses.

    Tyracora on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    but only for you
    you'd be like a modern day jesus saving everyone else

    Damn... maybe I should tell my boyfriend that I have to turn celibate now in order to appease the SE++ masses.

    listen most boyfriends don't happen to be on life support in a hospital without any brain activity

    Kovak on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I thought fucking vegetables was a sin.

    Kadith on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob, did you get my PM? You were the only one online, so....

    Darth Waiter on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    yeah but i don't really care

    Knob on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Apathy is the devil's playground; it's worked for me so far. Howzabout you?

    Darth Waiter on
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