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Arranged Marriages

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  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    but only for you
    you'd be like a modern day jesus saving everyone else

    Damn... maybe I should tell my boyfriend that I have to turn celibate now in order to appease the SE++ masses.

    listen most boyfriends don't happen to be on life support in a hospital without any brain activity

    I'm not fucking him though. Just sucking him. I'm not married to him yet.:p

    Tyracora on
    Eat your cookies! Don't make me use this gun that I have!
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    Kant... I think you just made me straight again. o_o
    Okay I checked with a few lesbians and they explained I couldn't join their club. Something about testosterone or my male genitalia. Elitist dicks imo.

    Feel free to go back to them now. Either that or you could always be indecisive and just hump everything that moves. I won't judge because I don't even know you. Good luck.

    TankHammer on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    but only for you
    you'd be like a modern day jesus saving everyone else

    Damn... maybe I should tell my boyfriend that I have to turn celibate now in order to appease the SE++ masses.

    listen most boyfriends don't happen to be on life support in a hospital without any brain activity

    I'm not fucking him though. Just sucking him. I'm not married to him yet.:p
    hahaha oh wow

    Carl with a K on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    but only for you
    you'd be like a modern day jesus saving everyone else

    Damn... maybe I should tell my boyfriend that I have to turn celibate now in order to appease the SE++ masses.

    listen most boyfriends don't happen to be on life support in a hospital without any brain activity

    I'm not fucking him though. Just sucking him. I'm not married to him yet.:p

    god help him

    what terrible physical deformity does he have

    Kovak on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    okay i'll be over there

    its getting good and retarded in here

    Knob on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    okay i'll be over there

    its getting good and retarded in here

    "Getting?" I get a tag to hang on my rear-view mirror for hanging out in this place.

    Darth Waiter on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    but only for you
    you'd be like a modern day jesus saving everyone else

    Damn... maybe I should tell my boyfriend that I have to turn celibate now in order to appease the SE++ masses.

    listen most boyfriends don't happen to be on life support in a hospital without any brain activity

    I'm not fucking him though. Just sucking him. I'm not married to him yet.:p

    god help him

    what terrible physical deformity does he have

    No eyes.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Sweet lord the thought of Tyra doing anything creeps me out.

    And I mean anything.

    Just a minute ago I was picturing her writing a letter and I felt sick.

    scarlet st. on
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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    okay tyracora and karl are now married alright

    That's it. I'm turning into a lesbian.

    Aren't your tits uglier than satan's ballsack?

    Ahahahaha oh JESUS.

    Brodo Faggins on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    okay i'll be over there

    its getting good and retarded in here
    i'm coming with

    i just got absolute sandman

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • jhunter46jhunter46 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    You have a few years before you each finish school, correct? If so, get in contact with her, email, snail mail, phone, web cam, whatever. I'm sure she's probably not thrilled either.

    Anyhow, put your heads together and see if there is any chemistry first. Maybe'll you both decide that you don't want to marry eachother and can explain it to both of your parents together.

    jhunter46 on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    uglytits

    Straightzi on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    dot

    Straightzi on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ytmnd

    Straightzi on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    dot

    Straightzi on
  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    org

    Reginald on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    com

    Straightzi on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Reginald wrote:
    org

    I SHALL SLAY THEE WHERE THOU DOTH STAND!

    Straightzi on
  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Quetzi wrote:
    Reginald wrote:
    org

    I SHALL SLAY THEE WHERE THOU STANDS!

    <3

    Reginald on
  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Very subtle, quetzi.

    Brodo Faggins on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    i knew an indian dude who did the arranged marriage thing

    his parents sprung it on him in senior year

    they're just like "you're getting married"

    and he's like "uh, okay"

    i was pretty baffled by how cool he was about it

    then he explained to me that he actually knew what girl it was, she was from the same town as him as a kid when he lived in india, he moved away when they were 10, and he thought she was pretty cute then so unless puberty was like really unkind to her, she had probably developed into a hot lady and he doesn't recall her being a psycho bitch or nothing.

    couple weeks later, he gets sent a bunch of pictures of what she looks like now, and she's smokin' hot.

    dude was pretty happy about it.

    they did the whole wedding thing, etc.

    i fell out of touch with the dude after high school, but a couple years back i ran into him again and we got to talkin' bout old times.

    his marriage has gone pretty good. they've got two kids. hardest adjustment his wife had coming to canada is she was really racist and ignorant of other people's cultures and religions. she apparently was bad for saying really bigoted, ignorant things quite openly without even realizing that was rude.

    she has gotten better, though, and all in all he's pretty happy he did it.

    Pony on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    My parents arranged my marriage to a sea cucumber I used to know when I was growing up in the bay area. I was hesitant at first and we both had to do some adjusting but looking back I can honestly say it was worth it and I love my sea cucumber very much.

    Druhim on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Druhim wrote:
    My parents arranged my marriage to a sea cucumber I used to know when I was growing up in the bay area. I was hesitant at first and we both had to do some adjusting but looking back I can honestly say it was worth it and I love my sea cucumber very much.

    Your sea cucumber cheated on you with some ocean vinegar. Now she's just a cheap bay pickle.

    Callius on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    That doesn't even make any sense Cal. What the fuck is sea vinegar supposed to be?

    Druhim on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Druhim wrote:
    That doesn't even make any sense Cal. What the fuck is sea vinegar supposed to be?

    I'M SAYING THAT YOUR WIFE IS A FUCKING WASHED UP HAS BEEN BAR-SLAG WHO GETS ASSFUCKED AGAINST THE JUKE BOX WHILE "BENNY AND THE JETS" IS BEING PLAYED!

    OKAY! FUCKER!

    Callius on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    DRUHIMS!

    Dude we are going drinking in January. We should go see a band, the kind of band that a man would go see.

    Weaver on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    sea vinegar is closely related to sea salt

    bongi on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    bongi wrote:
    sea vinegar is closely related to sea salt

    sea-salt & sea-vinegar chips. best idea ever

    Weaver on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    That doesn't even make any sense Cal. What the fuck is sea vinegar supposed to be?

    I'M SAYING THAT YOUR WIFE IS A FUCKING WASHED UP HAS BEEN BAR-SLAG WHO GETS ASSFUCKED AGAINST THE JUKE BOX WHILE "BENNY AND THE JETS" IS BEING PLAYED!

    OKAY! FUCKER!

    it was the "benny and the jets" reference that took this to the next level.

    Pony on
  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    but only for you
    you'd be like a modern day jesus saving everyone else

    Damn... maybe I should tell my boyfriend that I have to turn celibate now in order to appease the SE++ masses.

    listen most boyfriends don't happen to be on life support in a hospital without any brain activity

    I'm not fucking him though. Just sucking him. I'm not married to him yet.:p

    god help him

    what terrible physical deformity does he have

    No eyes.

    I was gonna say that maybe she just waved him past first base all this time.

    A duck! on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pony wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    That doesn't even make any sense Cal. What the fuck is sea vinegar supposed to be?

    I'M SAYING THAT YOUR WIFE IS A FUCKING WASHED UP HAS BEEN BAR-SLAG WHO GETS ASSFUCKED AGAINST THE JUKE BOX WHILE "BENNY AND THE JETS" IS BEING PLAYED!

    OKAY! FUCKER!

    it was the "benny and the jets" reference that took this to the next level.

    buh-buh-benny and the Jets!

    <doo doo doodoo doo>

    Callius on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    That doesn't even make any sense Cal. What the fuck is sea vinegar supposed to be?

    I'M SAYING THAT YOUR WIFE IS A FUCKING WASHED UP HAS BEEN BAR-SLAG WHO GETS ASSFUCKED AGAINST THE JUKE BOX WHILE "BENNY AND THE JETS" IS BEING PLAYED!

    OKAY! FUCKER!
    So? I enjoy watching her get assfucked against the jukebox so it's all good.

    t Weaver: I went to the Can Can in Pike Place last night for Big Wheel Bingo. It was a lot of fun and I won a National Geographic home Great Barrier Reef kit, a gorilla piggy bank, a wooden cutout in the shape of Texas, and a gift certificate for The Bedroom Club burlesque show @ The Last Supper Club. It's a lot of fun and you should join us sometime. It's every Thurs night @ the Can Can.

    Druhim on
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  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    A duck! wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    but only for you
    you'd be like a modern day jesus saving everyone else

    Damn... maybe I should tell my boyfriend that I have to turn celibate now in order to appease the SE++ masses.

    listen most boyfriends don't happen to be on life support in a hospital without any brain activity

    I'm not fucking him though. Just sucking him. I'm not married to him yet.:p

    god help him

    what terrible physical deformity does he have

    No eyes.

    I was gonna say that maybe she just waved him past first base all this time.

    Or maybe he just doesn't care what I look like?

    Tyracora on
    Eat your cookies! Don't make me use this gun that I have!
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I won't have money until next Friday, but after that sometime sure.

    Weaver on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    Or maybe he just doesn't care what I look like?

    he's a keeper, tyra.

    marry this man.

    Pony on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    A duck! wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    but only for you
    you'd be like a modern day jesus saving everyone else

    Damn... maybe I should tell my boyfriend that I have to turn celibate now in order to appease the SE++ masses.

    listen most boyfriends don't happen to be on life support in a hospital without any brain activity

    I'm not fucking him though. Just sucking him. I'm not married to him yet.:p

    god help him

    what terrible physical deformity does he have

    No eyes.

    I was gonna say that maybe she just waved him past first base all this time.

    Or maybe he just doesn't care what I look like?

    So, you're admitting that you're a hideous sack of flesh?

    Callius on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pony wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    Or maybe he just doesn't care what I look like?

    he's a keeper, tyra.

    marry this man.

    in all seriousness yes do this listen to pony

    Kovak on
  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    A duck! wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    but only for you
    you'd be like a modern day jesus saving everyone else

    Damn... maybe I should tell my boyfriend that I have to turn celibate now in order to appease the SE++ masses.

    listen most boyfriends don't happen to be on life support in a hospital without any brain activity

    I'm not fucking him though. Just sucking him. I'm not married to him yet.:p

    god help him

    what terrible physical deformity does he have

    No eyes.

    I was gonna say that maybe she just waved him past first base all this time.

    Or maybe he just doesn't care what I look like?

    So, you're admitting that you're a hideous sack of flesh?

    Yeah. I've known this for a long time. Although... I'm starting to look a wee bit better now that I've lost weight.

    Tyracora on
    Eat your cookies! Don't make me use this gun that I have!
  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    A duck! wrote:
    I was gonna say that maybe she just waved him past first base all this time.

    Or maybe he just doesn't care what I look like?

    A-hahahahahahahahahahaha

    Seriously though, let him see them at least once before marriage.

    A duck! on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    god forbid he defy his parents
    Knob wrote:
    arranged marriages are okay because the kinds of girls that agree to them are the kinds of girls that basically do whatever you say

    i mean, god forbid his culture be different from ours

    Fallout on
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