Kant... I think you just made me straight again. o_o
Okay I checked with a few lesbians and they explained I couldn't join their club. Something about testosterone or my male genitalia. Elitist dicks imo.
Feel free to go back to them now. Either that or you could always be indecisive and just hump everything that moves. I won't judge because I don't even know you. Good luck.
You have a few years before you each finish school, correct? If so, get in contact with her, email, snail mail, phone, web cam, whatever. I'm sure she's probably not thrilled either.
Anyhow, put your heads together and see if there is any chemistry first. Maybe'll you both decide that you don't want to marry eachother and can explain it to both of your parents together.
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i knew an indian dude who did the arranged marriage thing
his parents sprung it on him in senior year
they're just like "you're getting married"
and he's like "uh, okay"
i was pretty baffled by how cool he was about it
then he explained to me that he actually knew what girl it was, she was from the same town as him as a kid when he lived in india, he moved away when they were 10, and he thought she was pretty cute then so unless puberty was like really unkind to her, she had probably developed into a hot lady and he doesn't recall her being a psycho bitch or nothing.
couple weeks later, he gets sent a bunch of pictures of what she looks like now, and she's smokin' hot.
dude was pretty happy about it.
they did the whole wedding thing, etc.
i fell out of touch with the dude after high school, but a couple years back i ran into him again and we got to talkin' bout old times.
his marriage has gone pretty good. they've got two kids. hardest adjustment his wife had coming to canada is she was really racist and ignorant of other people's cultures and religions. she apparently was bad for saying really bigoted, ignorant things quite openly without even realizing that was rude.
she has gotten better, though, and all in all he's pretty happy he did it.
My parents arranged my marriage to a sea cucumber I used to know when I was growing up in the bay area. I was hesitant at first and we both had to do some adjusting but looking back I can honestly say it was worth it and I love my sea cucumber very much.
My parents arranged my marriage to a sea cucumber I used to know when I was growing up in the bay area. I was hesitant at first and we both had to do some adjusting but looking back I can honestly say it was worth it and I love my sea cucumber very much.
Your sea cucumber cheated on you with some ocean vinegar. Now she's just a cheap bay pickle.
That doesn't even make any sense Cal. What the fuck is sea vinegar supposed to be?
I'M SAYING THAT YOUR WIFE IS A FUCKING WASHED UP HAS BEEN BAR-SLAG WHO GETS ASSFUCKED AGAINST THE JUKE BOX WHILE "BENNY AND THE JETS" IS BEING PLAYED!
OKAY! FUCKER!
So? I enjoy watching her get assfucked against the jukebox so it's all good.
t Weaver: I went to the Can Can in Pike Place last night for Big Wheel Bingo. It was a lot of fun and I won a National Geographic home Great Barrier Reef kit, a gorilla piggy bank, a wooden cutout in the shape of Texas, and a gift certificate for The Bedroom Club burlesque show @ The Last Supper Club. It's a lot of fun and you should join us sometime. It's every Thurs night @ the Can Can.
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I'm not fucking him though. Just sucking him. I'm not married to him yet.:p
Feel free to go back to them now. Either that or you could always be indecisive and just hump everything that moves. I won't judge because I don't even know you. Good luck.
god help him
what terrible physical deformity does he have
its getting good and retarded in here
"Getting?" I get a tag to hang on my rear-view mirror for hanging out in this place.
No eyes.
And I mean anything.
Just a minute ago I was picturing her writing a letter and I felt sick.
Ahahahaha oh JESUS.
i just got absolute sandman
Anyhow, put your heads together and see if there is any chemistry first. Maybe'll you both decide that you don't want to marry eachother and can explain it to both of your parents together.
I SHALL SLAY THEE WHERE THOU DOTH STAND!
his parents sprung it on him in senior year
they're just like "you're getting married"
and he's like "uh, okay"
i was pretty baffled by how cool he was about it
then he explained to me that he actually knew what girl it was, she was from the same town as him as a kid when he lived in india, he moved away when they were 10, and he thought she was pretty cute then so unless puberty was like really unkind to her, she had probably developed into a hot lady and he doesn't recall her being a psycho bitch or nothing.
couple weeks later, he gets sent a bunch of pictures of what she looks like now, and she's smokin' hot.
dude was pretty happy about it.
they did the whole wedding thing, etc.
i fell out of touch with the dude after high school, but a couple years back i ran into him again and we got to talkin' bout old times.
his marriage has gone pretty good. they've got two kids. hardest adjustment his wife had coming to canada is she was really racist and ignorant of other people's cultures and religions. she apparently was bad for saying really bigoted, ignorant things quite openly without even realizing that was rude.
she has gotten better, though, and all in all he's pretty happy he did it.
Your sea cucumber cheated on you with some ocean vinegar. Now she's just a cheap bay pickle.
I'M SAYING THAT YOUR WIFE IS A FUCKING WASHED UP HAS BEEN BAR-SLAG WHO GETS ASSFUCKED AGAINST THE JUKE BOX WHILE "BENNY AND THE JETS" IS BEING PLAYED!
OKAY! FUCKER!
Dude we are going drinking in January. We should go see a band, the kind of band that a man would go see.
sea-salt & sea-vinegar chips. best idea ever
it was the "benny and the jets" reference that took this to the next level.
I was gonna say that maybe she just waved him past first base all this time.
buh-buh-benny and the Jets!
<doo doo doodoo doo>
t Weaver: I went to the Can Can in Pike Place last night for Big Wheel Bingo. It was a lot of fun and I won a National Geographic home Great Barrier Reef kit, a gorilla piggy bank, a wooden cutout in the shape of Texas, and a gift certificate for The Bedroom Club burlesque show @ The Last Supper Club. It's a lot of fun and you should join us sometime. It's every Thurs night @ the Can Can.
Or maybe he just doesn't care what I look like?
he's a keeper, tyra.
marry this man.
So, you're admitting that you're a hideous sack of flesh?
in all seriousness yes do this listen to pony
Yeah. I've known this for a long time. Although... I'm starting to look a wee bit better now that I've lost weight.
A-hahahahahahahahahahaha
Seriously though, let him see them at least once before marriage.
i mean, god forbid his culture be different from ours