Arranged Marriages

Druhim

So Tyra, are you uglier than Carrot Top?

Tyracora

A duck! wrote:

Tyracora wrote:

A duck! wrote:

I was gonna say that maybe she just waved him past first base all this time.

Or maybe he just doesn't care what I look like?

A-hahahahahahahahahahaha

Seriously though, let him see them at least once before marriage.

He has. He likes them, amazingly enough.

ham hammer

Tyracora wrote:

A duck! wrote:

Tyracora wrote:

A duck! wrote:

I was gonna say that maybe she just waved him past first base all this time.

Or maybe he just doesn't care what I look like?

A-hahahahahahahahahahaha

Seriously though, let him see them at least once before marriage.

He has. He likes them, amazingly enough.

Is your boyfriend a blind man or a mental patient? One or the other

Straightzi

Druhim wrote:

So Tyra, are you uglier than Carrot Top?

Yes in fact she is.

Pony

ham hammer wrote:

Tyracora wrote:

A duck! wrote:

Tyracora wrote:

A duck! wrote:

I was gonna say that maybe she just waved him past first base all this time.

Or maybe he just doesn't care what I look like?

A-hahahahahahahahahahaha

Seriously though, let him see them at least once before marriage.

He has. He likes them, amazingly enough.

Is your boyfriend a blind man or a mental patient? One or the other

man i disagree with this


it could be both

Tyracora

He'll sit there and look at them, get a boner, and start drooling. I don't think he's blind.

As for crazy, yeah, he's crazy. But whatever.

bongi

that sounds like the most awkward foreplay ever

Kovak

god they look terrible

boing

Tyracora

Well, considering that we never actually engage in "penis-in-vagina" sex, I don't find it to be awkward. I find it to be amusing just the way he sits there and stares.

Fallout

Tyracora wrote:

Well, considering that we never actually engage in "penis-in-vagina" sex, I don't find it to be awkward. I find it to be amusing just the way he sits there and stares.

Tyracora this whole thing is so unbelievably, surreally horrible that i can't imagine it is anything other than fiction

Dead Legend

look, you don't buy a dozen eggs without checking each one, you don't get married before you check everything out

recon is key

you don't want no surprise behind door number 1 or 2

Pony

there are people who say the mentally ill and handicapped shouldn't be permitted to have children

Abracadaniel

are you one of those people pony?

are you?

Pony

Smart Hero wrote:

are you one of those people pony?

are you?

no.

but i play one on tv

i'm up for a golden globe

Abracadaniel

Can I be your date to the awards?

Pony

Smart Hero wrote:

Can I be your date to the awards?

you can be the dude who holds my train

Abracadaniel

Sweet.

Tyracora

Fallout wrote:

Tyracora wrote:

Well, considering that we never actually engage in "penis-in-vagina" sex, I don't find it to be awkward. I find it to be amusing just the way he sits there and stares.

Tyracora this whole thing is so unbelievably, surreally horrible that i can't imagine it is anything other than fiction

Hey, just because he and I want to bang each other is no reason for me to give up my morals and possible end up pregnant. That's for marriage.

Dead Legend wrote:

look, you don't buy a dozen eggs without checking each one, you don't get married before you check everything out

recon is key

you don't want no surprise behind door number 1 or 2

Here's my philosophy: If the girl has a vagina, and the man has a penis, and they're in love/married, they are sexually compatible. The only case this doesn't work in is when 1 of them finds out they're gay.

Abracadaniel

ITT: People are trapped in marriages full of lousy sex that leads to infidelity.

Drez

Smart Hero wrote:

ITT: People are already or will eventually be trapped in marriages full of lousy sex that leads to infidelity.

Amended.

Drez

Not having sex before marriage is one of the worst decisions you could ever make as an individual or couple.

Also, assuming that as soon as you get married you are suddenly responsible enough to raise children is almost equally asinine.

Pony

Drez wrote:

Not having sex before marriage is one of the worst decisions you could ever make as an individual or couple.

Also, assuming that as soon as you get married you are suddenly responsible enough to raise children is almost equally asinine.

drez i'd like to hug you

is that okay

Tyracora

Drez wrote:

Not having sex before marriage is one of the worst decisions you could ever make as an individual or couple.

Also, assuming that as soon as you get married you are suddenly responsible enough to raise children is almost equally asinine.

Point 1, it depends on the person. To me, sex before marriage means possible STDs and pregnancies that I'm not ready for.

Point 2, I'm waiting because I want to make sure I want to have kids with this guy. The waiting also prepares me for responsibility... that and babysitting younger siblings.

Abracadaniel

There's these things...ya know.

Called contraceptives.

And condoms.

Look into it.

Tyracora

Those are for people who think kids are a disease and if one should happen to get a kid, it should be aborted as soon as it is discovered.

I don't think kids are diseases, but at the same time, I don't want them yet. If I'm gonna have sex, it's gonna be with someone I'm gonna spend my life with and it's gonna be without contraceptives.

bongi

no tyracora constraceptives are for people that want sex but don't want kids

Weaver

Tyra are you some sort of evangelicalmormonquakerpuritan?

Kovak

if you're not mature enough to have a dong in you

how can you handle kids

Drez

Pony wrote:

Drez wrote:

Not having sex before marriage is one of the worst decisions you could ever make as an individual or couple.

Also, assuming that as soon as you get married you are suddenly responsible enough to raise children is almost equally asinine.

drez i'd like to hug you

is that okay

Shirley, hug away ;-)

Abracadaniel

Even Kovak gets this.

And he isn't even legal.

Pony

Smart Hero wrote:

Even Kovak gets this.

And he isn't even legal.

wait what?

*zips up*

Kazhiim

You don't go down a triple diamond without trying on the skis

or something

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

I mean. Sex is some thing between two people who like each other. If oyu like this man, and you think you are going to marry him. Try it out. Use condoms pills the whoel works.

Riggs Blitzkrieg

you gain a spirtual link with the person via your penis in their vagina. its very magical and sacred

Pony

ZeroZero wrote:

I mean. Sex is some thing between two people who like each other. If oyu like this man, and you think you are going to marry him. Try it out. Use condoms pills the whoel works.

Or don't. I generally didn't.


[spoiler:c6467624d5]Don't listen to me. I'm lucky I don't have the fucking Clap.[/spoiler:c6467624d5]

ham hammer

See this is what hookers are for

Wait :!:

Redeemer

Riggs Blitzkrieg wrote:

you gain a spirtual link with the person via your penis in their vagina. its very magical and sacred

WHEN YOU SLEEP WITH SOMEONE YOUR BODY MAKES A PROMISE TO THEM WHETHER YOU DO OR NOT

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

Pony wrote:

ZeroZero wrote:

I mean. Sex is some thing between two people who like each other. If oyu like this man, and you think you are going to marry him. Try it out. Use condoms pills the whoel works.

Or don't. I generally didn't.


[spoiler:cdcbc3a09d]Don't listen to me. I'm lucky I don't have the fucking Clap.[/spoiler:cdcbc3a09d]

I do. I'm a safe teen!

Drez

ZeroZero wrote:

I mean. Sex is some thing between two people who like each other. If oyu like this man, and you think you are going to marry him. Try it out. Use condoms pills the whoel works.

Tyra, just tell him to cum on your face instead of in your voogie.

Pony

Redeemer wrote:

Riggs Blitzkrieg wrote:

you gain a spirtual link with the person via your penis in their vagina. its very magical and sacred

WHEN YOU SLEEP WITH SOMEONE YOUR BODY MAKES A PROMISE TO THEM WHETHER YOU DO OR NOT

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD

I SWALLOWED YOUR COME THAT MEANS SOMETHING