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Arranged Marriages

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    So Tyra, are you uglier than Carrot Top?

    Druhim on
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  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    A duck! wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    A duck! wrote:
    I was gonna say that maybe she just waved him past first base all this time.

    Or maybe he just doesn't care what I look like?

    A-hahahahahahahahahahaha

    Seriously though, let him see them at least once before marriage.

    He has. He likes them, amazingly enough.

    Tyracora on
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  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    A duck! wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    A duck! wrote:
    I was gonna say that maybe she just waved him past first base all this time.

    Or maybe he just doesn't care what I look like?

    A-hahahahahahahahahahaha

    Seriously though, let him see them at least once before marriage.

    He has. He likes them, amazingly enough.

    Is your boyfriend a blind man or a mental patient? One or the other

    ham hammer on
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Druhim wrote:
    So Tyra, are you uglier than Carrot Top?

    Yes in fact she is.

    Straightzi on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ham hammer wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    A duck! wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    A duck! wrote:
    I was gonna say that maybe she just waved him past first base all this time.

    Or maybe he just doesn't care what I look like?

    A-hahahahahahahahahahaha

    Seriously though, let him see them at least once before marriage.

    He has. He likes them, amazingly enough.

    Is your boyfriend a blind man or a mental patient? One or the other

    man i disagree with this


    it could be both

    Pony on
  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    He'll sit there and look at them, get a boner, and start drooling. I don't think he's blind.

    As for crazy, yeah, he's crazy. But whatever.

    Tyracora on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    that sounds like the most awkward foreplay ever

    bongi on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    god they look terrible

    boing

    Kovak on
  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Well, considering that we never actually engage in "penis-in-vagina" sex, I don't find it to be awkward. I find it to be amusing just the way he sits there and stares.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyracora wrote:
    Well, considering that we never actually engage in "penis-in-vagina" sex, I don't find it to be awkward. I find it to be amusing just the way he sits there and stares.

    Tyracora this whole thing is so unbelievably, surreally horrible that i can't imagine it is anything other than fiction

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    look, you don't buy a dozen eggs without checking each one, you don't get married before you check everything out

    recon is key

    you don't want no surprise behind door number 1 or 2

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    there are people who say the mentally ill and handicapped shouldn't be permitted to have children

    Pony on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    are you one of those people pony?

    are you?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Smart Hero wrote:
    are you one of those people pony?

    are you?

    no.

    but i play one on tv

    i'm up for a golden globe

    Pony on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Can I be your date to the awards?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Can I be your date to the awards?

    you can be the dude who holds my train

    Pony on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Sweet.

    Abracadaniel on
  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Fallout wrote:
    Tyracora wrote:
    Well, considering that we never actually engage in "penis-in-vagina" sex, I don't find it to be awkward. I find it to be amusing just the way he sits there and stares.

    Tyracora this whole thing is so unbelievably, surreally horrible that i can't imagine it is anything other than fiction

    Hey, just because he and I want to bang each other is no reason for me to give up my morals and possible end up pregnant. That's for marriage.
    look, you don't buy a dozen eggs without checking each one, you don't get married before you check everything out

    recon is key

    you don't want no surprise behind door number 1 or 2

    Here's my philosophy: If the girl has a vagina, and the man has a penis, and they're in love/married, they are sexually compatible. The only case this doesn't work in is when 1 of them finds out they're gay.

    Tyracora on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ITT: People are trapped in marriages full of lousy sex that leads to infidelity.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Smart Hero wrote:
    ITT: People are already or will eventually be trapped in marriages full of lousy sex that leads to infidelity.

    Amended.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Not having sex before marriage is one of the worst decisions you could ever make as an individual or couple.

    Also, assuming that as soon as you get married you are suddenly responsible enough to raise children is almost equally asinine.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Drez wrote:
    Not having sex before marriage is one of the worst decisions you could ever make as an individual or couple.

    Also, assuming that as soon as you get married you are suddenly responsible enough to raise children is almost equally asinine.

    drez i'd like to hug you

    is that okay

    Pony on
  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Drez wrote:
    Not having sex before marriage is one of the worst decisions you could ever make as an individual or couple.

    Also, assuming that as soon as you get married you are suddenly responsible enough to raise children is almost equally asinine.

    Point 1, it depends on the person. To me, sex before marriage means possible STDs and pregnancies that I'm not ready for.

    Point 2, I'm waiting because I want to make sure I want to have kids with this guy. The waiting also prepares me for responsibility... that and babysitting younger siblings.

    Tyracora on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    There's these things...ya know.

    Called contraceptives.

    And condoms.

    Look into it.

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  • TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Those are for people who think kids are a disease and if one should happen to get a kid, it should be aborted as soon as it is discovered.

    I don't think kids are diseases, but at the same time, I don't want them yet. If I'm gonna have sex, it's gonna be with someone I'm gonna spend my life with and it's gonna be without contraceptives.

    Tyracora on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    no tyracora constraceptives are for people that want sex but don't want kids

    bongi on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tyra are you some sort of evangelicalmormonquakerpuritan?

    Weaver on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    if you're not mature enough to have a dong in you

    how can you handle kids

    Kovak on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pony wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Not having sex before marriage is one of the worst decisions you could ever make as an individual or couple.

    Also, assuming that as soon as you get married you are suddenly responsible enough to raise children is almost equally asinine.

    drez i'd like to hug you

    is that okay

    Shirley, hug away ;-)

    Drez on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Even Kovak gets this.

    And he isn't even legal.

    Abracadaniel on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Even Kovak gets this.

    And he isn't even legal.

    wait what?

    *zips up*

    Pony on
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    You don't go down a triple diamond without trying on the skis

    or something

    Kazhiim on
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I mean. Sex is some thing between two people who like each other. If oyu like this man, and you think you are going to marry him. Try it out. Use condoms pills the whoel works.

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  • Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    you gain a spirtual link with the person via your penis in their vagina. its very magical and sacred

    Riggs Blitzkrieg on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ZeroZero wrote:
    I mean. Sex is some thing between two people who like each other. If oyu like this man, and you think you are going to marry him. Try it out. Use condoms pills the whoel works.

    Or don't. I generally didn't.


    [spoiler:c6467624d5]Don't listen to me. I'm lucky I don't have the fucking Clap.[/spoiler:c6467624d5]

    Pony on
  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    See this is what hookers are for

    Wait :!:

    ham hammer on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    you gain a spirtual link with the person via your penis in their vagina. its very magical and sacred

    WHEN YOU SLEEP WITH SOMEONE YOUR BODY MAKES A PROMISE TO THEM WHETHER YOU DO OR NOT

    DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pony wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    I mean. Sex is some thing between two people who like each other. If oyu like this man, and you think you are going to marry him. Try it out. Use condoms pills the whoel works.

    Or don't. I generally didn't.


    [spoiler:cdcbc3a09d]Don't listen to me. I'm lucky I don't have the fucking Clap.[/spoiler:cdcbc3a09d]
    I do. I'm a safe teen!

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ZeroZero wrote:
    I mean. Sex is some thing between two people who like each other. If oyu like this man, and you think you are going to marry him. Try it out. Use condoms pills the whoel works.

    Tyra, just tell him to cum on your face instead of in your voogie.

    Drez on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Redeemer wrote:
    you gain a spirtual link with the person via your penis in their vagina. its very magical and sacred

    WHEN YOU SLEEP WITH SOMEONE YOUR BODY MAKES A PROMISE TO THEM WHETHER YOU DO OR NOT

    DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD

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    I SWALLOWED YOUR COME THAT MEANS SOMETHING

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