Hey, let's make some New Year's Resolutions

Azio

- Quit my job
- Quit eating McDonald's cold turkey
- Go back to school
- Smoke fewer cigars
- Smoke more weed
- Get politically involved
- Get in shape
- Get a Wii
- Get laid

Eat it You Nasty Pig.

I will keep a better personal schedule (with the aid of my new PDA.)

I will stay in better touch with people who live a long way away.

I will read more actual books.

I will become more proficient at Illustrator.

I will decide, finally, whether or not I want to go to law school.

I too have a girl I plan to try my luck with.

ege02

Dyscord wrote:

I too have a girl I plan to try my luck with.

Who doesn't? :P

Kusuguttai

ege02 wrote:

Dyscord wrote:

I too have a girl I plan to try my luck with.

Who doesn't? :P

Homosexual men.
Ascetic monks.
Heterosexual women.

Senjutsu

I will drop the 10 or so pounds I need to hit ideal, and start on a more regular exercise routine.

I will finish out my final semester by buckling down and getting the most I can out of my final courses. Develop a better daily schedule, with daily effort on my course work

I will start in on a regular sleep routine, as part of the above.

I will post here less. It's becoming a time sink that's eating into the above.

Johannen

Hacksaw wrote:

I will start working out again, regularly.
I will endeavor to be a better student.
I will reduce my overall debt.
I will stop killing hookers. Or at least kill less of them.

Mahnmut

--Exercise 5 days a week. Would like to build muscle.

--Stop being negative just because I feel tired and achey.

--Read the rest of the Bible.

--Read about some eastern religion.

Spilled Milk, Inc.

YourFatAuntSusan wrote:

I will stop smoking pot.

Why would you want to do that?

ALocksly wrote:

each time I add to it it becomes a new fort

thats some zen shit right there

Hahaha.

I will

-Stop eating so much damn fast food, because it makes me feel like shit.
-Grill!
-Draw and paint more.
-Drink less, smoke more.

Elendil

I will read the pile of books I bought myself to read.

For reals, this time.

[spoiler:c76fe9b982]I bet I don't![/spoiler:c76fe9b982]

EmperorSeth

My ten year high school reunion will be this spring. Assuming it even exists, I may or may not even go, but it makes as good a deadline as any to change my life.

I will:
Maintain my excercise route; it was getting a little lapsed due to the holidays.

Find a job I'm not getting sick of, preferably in the game industry. Even if it's entry level, it'd at least be a start in the life I want to live.

And for Lonny's sake, find a girlfriend. It can't be that hard, most of humanity doesn't seem to have a problem doing it.

wakkawa

olol, this is an easy choice.

-Become a better artists.

Nothing else matters! hah!

Dynagrip

Senjutsu wrote:

I will drop the 10 or so pounds I need to hit ideal, and start on a more regular exercise routine.

I will finish out my final semester by buckling down and getting the most I can out of my final courses. Develop a better daily schedule, with daily effort on my course work

I will start in on a regular sleep routine, as part of the above.

I will post here less. It's becoming a time sink that's eating into the above.

Thank you sir for changing your sig. I appreciate it very much. May you have fun with your Wii and with your girlfriend. Take care and try to always be classy.

ElJeffe

I resolve to buy at least one expensive new toy this year.

I also resolve to age by one year.

blizzard224

As of right now I am perfectly contempt with my life!

It's a great feeling.

I suppose I could probably do with playing a little less WoW, but I work out and stay healthy, have fun, go out, work when it counts; so I figure I'll play as much WoW as I goddam want. As long as I don't blow off too many things to play WoW then I think I'm all good.

Oh, I want to get my Blood Elf Rogue to 70 within 2 months of getting the xpac, there's one for you. =P

redx

blizzard224 wrote:

As of right now I am perfectly contempt with my life!

I'm perfectly contempt with my life as well.


At some point this year, I'm going to go to a psrink and probably get some medication to help with that, because it is fucking up my life.


edit:the word you are looking for is "content." The one you used kinda means just about the exact oposite.

YosemiteSam

Celery just reminded me of a New Year's resolution that we share: we both want to ghostride the whip. Or I at least want to do the dummy retarded, ride the yellow bus, and be told when to go.

Morgenstern

I want to ghostride a plane.

I'll one up both of you.

Vincent Grayson

My resolution is to do nothing significant this year.

The last several years, I keep doing huge things, get married, buy a house, had a couple kids, etc.

In 2007, I promise to do nothing important at all.

Elendil

ElJeffe wrote:

I also resolve to age by one year.

Man, that one's all well and good until you discover the power of immortality through alchemy.

Mahnmut

blizzard224 wrote:

As of right now I am perfectly contempt with my life!

Ahahahaha. Oh, Freud.

Mr Pink

I resolve to build a time machine last week.

Spilled Milk, Inc.

I resolve to build a time machine to go back in time and tell myself to never watch The Time Machine.

Mr Pink

Spilled Milk, Inc. wrote:

I resolve to build a time machine to go back in time and tell myself to never watch The Time Machine.

Are you talking about the 'remake' they did a few years back, where the moon broke up or something? If so, I agree.

Elki

I plan to spend more time on the internet.

Spilled Milk, Inc.

Mr Pink wrote:

Spilled Milk, Inc. wrote:

I resolve to build a time machine to go back in time and tell myself to never watch The Time Machine.

Are you talking about the 'remake' they did a few years back, where the moon broke up or something? If so, I agree.

God, yes. With Guy Pierce. The moon breaking apart was the ONLY cool scene in the entire movie. The rest of it was either unintentionally funny or just annoying.

Mr Pink

Spilled Milk, Inc. wrote:

Mr Pink wrote:

Spilled Milk, Inc. wrote:

I resolve to build a time machine to go back in time and tell myself to never watch The Time Machine.

Are you talking about the 'remake' they did a few years back, where the moon broke up or something? If so, I agree.

God, yes. With Guy Pierce. The moon breaking apart was the ONLY cool scene in the entire movie. The rest of it was either unintentionally funny or just annoying.

Tell me you laughed when the woman got run over by the carriage. Tell me so that I know I wasn't the only one that did. I think it even had some 'ripping apart a piece of cabbage' sound effect.

Spilled Milk, Inc.

Mr Pink wrote:

Spilled Milk, Inc. wrote:

Mr Pink wrote:

Spilled Milk, Inc. wrote:

I resolve to build a time machine to go back in time and tell myself to never watch The Time Machine.

Are you talking about the 'remake' they did a few years back, where the moon broke up or something? If so, I agree.

God, yes. With Guy Pierce. The moon breaking apart was the ONLY cool scene in the entire movie. The rest of it was either unintentionally funny or just annoying.

Tell me you laughed when the woman got run over by the carriage. Tell me so that I know I wasn't the only one that did. I think it even had some 'ripping apart a piece of cabbage' sound effect.

HAHA. Like half the people in the movie theater laughed at that part. How could you not? And he looks so terrified when it happens. I would just be like, "Holy shit, did someone just run over a cabbage?"

Sami

• I will lose 15 pounds, bringing the net loss to 75
  
• I will become more well read
  
• I will start writing more
  
• I will quit WoW, seriously what a waste of time
  
• I will conciously be appreciative for everything that I have

That should cover it for this year

Spilled Milk, Inc.

Sami wrote:

I will quit WoW, seriously what a waste of time

Yeah, fuck that game.

Gim

-I will exercise regularly. Would a treadmill be a good investment?

-I will co-write, direct, and edit a short film.

-I will buy a good digital camera and start building a portfolio.

-I will give up eating late at night.

-I will get my bass guitar repaired, learn the scales, and practice it every motherfucking day.

-I will have a girlfriend this year, be she real, plastic, or imaginary.

-I will learn to drive a car.

-I will acquire a car.

Loren Michael

-two chicks at once

Andrew_Jay

-

Richy

- I will cook at least one meal. That does not include heating up pre-made meals, microwaving stuff, or having someone else cook me a meal.

- I will get a girlfriend.

Everything else should take care of itself. These are the two main challenges, I'd say.

Spilled Milk, Inc.

I think it's funny that so many of you want to "get" a girlfriend. That's kind of like getting a tattoo, even if you don't know what you want. Kind of makes it seem less sincere, you know?

Gim

-I will tattoo my girlfriend.

Squirrelmob

Gim wrote:

-I will tattoo my girlfriend.

[spoiler:8c38198cd4]Mushroom stamp?[/spoiler:8c38198cd4]

Grid System

I will overcome my fear of telephones.

ElJeffe

Spilled Milk, Inc. wrote:

I think it's funny that so many of you want to "get" a girlfriend. That's kind of like getting a tattoo, even if you don't know what you want. Kind of makes it seem less sincere, you know?

I dunno, some people have this weird, inexplicable desire to find someone to love, and to love them back. Crazy, I know.

Loren Michael

ElJeffe wrote:

Spilled Milk, Inc. wrote:

I think it's funny that so many of you want to "get" a girlfriend. That's kind of like getting a tattoo, even if you don't know what you want. Kind of makes it seem less sincere, you know?

I dunno, some people have this weird, inexplicable desire to find someone to love, and to love them back. Crazy, I know.

i want to find a petite asian hottie with a british accent to be my girlfriend, for example.

Johannen

Loren Michael wrote:

ElJeffe wrote:

Spilled Milk, Inc. wrote:

I think it's funny that so many of you want to "get" a girlfriend. That's kind of like getting a tattoo, even if you don't know what you want. Kind of makes it seem less sincere, you know?

I dunno, some people have this weird, inexplicable desire to find someone to love, and to love them back. Crazy, I know.

i want to find a petite asian hottie with a british accent to be my girlfriend, for example.

...holy shit. I once.... fuck it I'll keep that one to myself.

-I will not do such stupid things when I am drunk. (also try not to drink so much).