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Meiz
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I decided to send this to my bosses.
I was looking over the desk to see if there are any devices kicking around that need to be put away when I noticed something rather disturbing on Mike’s desk. There’s roughly 8 coffee cups there, all half drank, that have been sitting there for god knows how long. There’s an odor as well. My first reaction was to email him and ask him what the hell his major malfunction is, but I figure I’d leave that pleasure to you.
Seriously, what the hell?
The real thing that irks me is that everyone is always on the defensive for this shit too. "But he's a nice guy". "Come on, it was a simple mistake". No, no it's not. Simple mistakes are usually caused by forgetting to dot an I.
This however, this is a fucking science experiment. Mold and shit grows in coffee after time. Why isn't there some fucking clause in law that lets us simply beat these people? Or drown them?
Good fucking lord. I shouldn't have to deal with this shit at my pay grade...
I was looking over the desk to see if there are any devices kicking around that need to be put away when I noticed something rather disturbing on Mike’s desk. There’s roughly 8 coffee cups there, all half drank, that have been sitting there for god knows how long. There’s an odor as well. My first reaction was to email him and ask him what the hell his major malfunction is, but I figure I’d leave that pleasure to you.
Seriously, what the hell?
The real thing that irks me is that everyone is always on the defensive for this shit too. "But he's a nice guy". "Come on, it was a simple mistake". No, no it's not. Simple mistakes are usually caused by forgetting to dot an I.
This however, this is a fucking science experiment. Mold and shit grows in coffee after time. Why isn't there some fucking clause in law that lets us simply beat these people? Or drown them?
Good fucking lord. I shouldn't have to deal with this shit at my pay grade...
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fucking tattletale
really faggo
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Don't go telling on him to your boss. What the fuck?
SOME CUNT LEFT HIS COFFEE CUPS ON HIS DESK
I GET PAYED TOO MUCH TO LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU PIGFUCKER
BOSSES! CUMHERE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
ouch zing burn heyo
Somebody works for the federal government.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDED A PHOENIX DOWN
I mean, that shit isn't affecting you in any way, unless your desk happens to be adjacent to his
Telling this to the bosses probably gave them a huge collective eyeroll
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
If you can't realize that "hmmm, perhaps these moldy cups of coffee on my desk when we're on a client site isn't a really good idea", then you're a fucking idiot.
Why should I be the one to tell him when all I'm going to risk is a 5 minute rant about how disgusting he is with our client in earshot? Besides, I'm his peer. As much as I'd love to tear him a new one in common fucking sense, I don't anymore. Specifically because my bosses have told me not to.
ahahahaha :^:
When Meiz dies, that is going on his headstone.
Color photo and all.
are you fed gov't or are you a consultant?
Cause consultants are usually educated, but most fed gov't people never got past highschool and have their jobs cause they know french.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Clean poops own
Flawless Victory
Edit: A smidge too late
now I'm back to my standard response of "No, _____, I really don't want a hug/backrub/to hear about your bitch of a wife right now, thanks!"
i'd be interesting in reading about the incident in a thread and subsequent douchery
owned
Are you daft?
What is it exactly that you do as a job?
When you're representing a company and are working on a client's premesis, you don't leave perishables around to the point where they grow moldy and start stinking up the joint.
If you think that shit's trivial, you're a fucking moron.
Ottawa turns people into these
It's not really his fault, something in the water turns people's brains off and people who aren't used to it can get very aggravated
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.