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You Know Who A Real Motherfucker Is?

Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
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This motherfucker right here.

Dude shits realness. Suffice to say, I watched Gran Torino today and was floored by Eastwood's ability to still instil a sense of fear in people 50+ years his junior.

Any time an angry white guy raises a weapon in grim violence against another, one cannot help but immediately think of The Man With No Name or Dirty Harry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SO5VO2ixWY

A pop culture icon, and practically an archetype unto himself, Clint Eastwood is a small sliver of the past, a reminder of when cats made flicks you didn't have to quantify with a bunch of bullshit descriptors. You were watching a movie with Clint Eastwood in it, and that was simply enough.

Here's to brutal old western flicks, and angry men with giant fucking guns.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh god yes

    my roommate and I just watched dirty harry

    the best scene is when he is getting the guy down from the roof who is planning on jumping

    he gets him to safety, and then straight up punches that mother fuck in the face

    Swill on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I was surprised by how much I enjoyed Gran Torino.

    #pipe on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    He is one of the few dudes ever who could be honest-to-god frightening using a finger gun

    Swill on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've never seen Gran Torino

    is it grrrrreat

    Charles Kinbote on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    he is a man to trust for directing or acting

    so he does both

    and is racist and crazy

    it is good

    Swill on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I remember the scene where the two black kids are harassing the main girl on the street and he arrives in his truck being bad ass but I don't remember what he actually did

    Anjin what did he do again

    #pipe on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    did someone say Clint Eastwood?

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    I remember the scene where the two black kids are harassing the main girl on the street and he arrives in his truck being bad ass but I don't remember what he actually did

    Anjin what did he do again

    said racist things and pantomimed having a gun

    only to actually wave a gun around

    i think the funniest thing about the exchange was eastwood berating the white kid for saying bro all the time

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've never seen Gran Torino

    is it grrrrreat

    Its a great comedy

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    anjin you got a word a day calendar

    Swill on
  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    gran-torino-clint-eastwood.jpg

    Monoxide on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    man harry you crazy everybody puts ketchup on a hotdog

    #pipe on
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited October 2009
    Monoxide wrote: »
    gran-torino-clint-eastwood.jpg

    okay I'm pretty sure I saw the chick on how I met your mother make this exact face last night

    DJ Eebs on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    He is one of the few dudes ever who could be honest-to-god frightening using a finger gun

    That's because it would actually shoot bullets.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited October 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    man harry you crazy everybody puts ketchup on a hotdog

    do that in chicago and people are liable to spit on you

    there are signs

    DJ Eebs on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    anjin you got a word a day calendar

    man i know words!

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Aaaah!

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    man harry you crazy everybody puts ketchup on a hotdog

    do that in chicago and people are liable to spit on you

    there are signs

    truth.

    Also Clint Eastwood should team up with Shaft.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    man harry you crazy everybody puts ketchup on a hotdog

    do that in chicago and people are liable to spit on you

    there are signs

    that is stupid

    people can put whatever the fuck on their hot dog it shouldn't be no thang

    fuck man, put dog shit on your hot dog and chow down so long as you don't offer it to me

    #pipe on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    anjin you got a word a day calendar

    man i know words!

    they intimate me!

    Swill on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    anjin you got a word a day calendar

    man i know words!

    indubitably

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Here's to brutal old western flicks, and angry men with a giant fucking gun.

    Dadouw on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    fuck yes

    this man is my hero

    World as Myth on
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  • ZegunaZeguna Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    He is seriously the man I most respect.

    Zeguna on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    anjin you got a word a day calendar

    man i know words!

    indubitably

    yeah

    yeah indubitabree

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    did you assholes see the cool old west blog design I did for cap

    I was thinking about clint eastwood the whole time

    edit: oh yeah link, look at this http://attemptnolandings.com/design/tooMuchGun.png

    fucking yeah westerns shit yeah

    World as Myth on
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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited October 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    man harry you crazy everybody puts ketchup on a hotdog

    do that in chicago and people are liable to spit on you

    there are signs

    that is stupid

    people can put whatever the fuck on their hot dog it shouldn't be no thang

    fuck man, put dog shit on your hot dog and chow down so long as you don't offer it to me

    and now you know why they didn't get the olympics

    DJ Eebs on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    did you assholes see the cool old west blog design I did for cap

    I was thinking about clint eastwood the whole time
    Old west blog? What? Link me that summbitch.

    Hacksaw on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    did you assholes see the cool old west blog design I did for cap

    I was thinking about clint eastwood the whole time

    edit: oh yeah link, look at this http://attemptnolandings.com/design/tooMuchGun.png

    fucking yeah westerns shit yeah

    Honestly Kate

    that might be one of the best looking blogs

    ever

    made

    #pipe on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I was named after Clint Eastwood

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I make boys sit through westerns they haven't seen

    I'm all "oh dang you ain't seen unforgiven? sit the fuck down"

    World as Myth on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    did you assholes see the cool old west blog design I did for cap

    I was thinking about clint eastwood the whole time

    edit: oh yeah link, look at this http://attemptnolandings.com/design/tooMuchGun.png

    fucking yeah westerns shit yeah

    Honestly Kate

    that might be one of the best looking blogs

    ever

    made

    man pipe that seriously means a ton coming from you, thanks dude

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Pretty sure they filmed some of Gran Torino down my street

    also the shot of him driving down Jefferson looking out on Lake St Clair

    Squall on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    it's pretty

    pretty GAY
    nah it's good. it reminds me of the wow quest log for some reason, though.

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    mmm hot dogs

    Also that movie was fucking amazing

    TiB on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    did you assholes see the cool old west blog design I did for cap

    I was thinking about clint eastwood the whole time

    edit: oh yeah link, look at this http://attemptnolandings.com/design/tooMuchGun.png

    fucking yeah westerns shit yeah

    Honestly Kate

    that might be one of the best looking blogs

    ever

    made

    man pipe that seriously means a ton coming from you, thanks dude

    good work is good work you know.

    you're a friggin surgeon with that photoshop.

    #pipe on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Squall wrote: »
    Pretty sure they filmed some of Gran Torino down my street

    also the shot of him driving down Jefferson looking out on Lake St Clair

    shit seriously? them my old haunts

    I should watch gran torino

    Usagi on
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