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Return of the Metrosexual Thread

Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess?Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
Manly men GTFO. This is the thread to talk about highlights and manscaping and the wonders of professional mani-pedis. Only men who use scented lotions and the finest bath gels may enter. A minimum of 2 stylish manpurses and 5 couscous recipes. At least one tasteful art-piece to decorate your walls. Must be willing to cry at a heartwarming movie. No guns or worn out leather biker jackets. Definitely no whiskey.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What about a tasteful gun, Muse; you ever think of that?

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How so?

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    SMIRNOFF ICE

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    What about a tasteful gun, Muse; you ever think of that?

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    #pipe on
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Alright that is pretty classy it can enter. The ivory what done it.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I will consider crying during war movies.

    What about that?

    I also own an exfoliant.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Manly-pedis

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hmm. I guess the closest I come to being Metrosexual is the bottle of facial wash I have in the shower. so, not ver.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I mean

    who didn't cry during Up

    certainly not me

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I will consider crying during war movies.

    What about that?

    I also own an exfoliant.

    i cry during cliche sad movies like a walk to remember and the notebook

    and not only use a gentle daily exfoliating cream, but a facial cleanser and an invigorating toner as well

    i win?

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nooooooo not this thread againnnnn

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    SMIRNOFF ICE

    here is a fun recipe for a cocktail

    take a pint glass, pour in a shot of cointreau and a bottle of smirnoff ice and fill the rest of the glass with ice and pineapple juice.

    the drink is called "Trouble" and after a few you will know why.

    If you're feeling frisky, add another shot of cointreau and it becomes a "Double Trouble"

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Isn't the invigorating in an invigorating toner alcohol? That can't be good.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i thought i smelled pussy

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    There are fragrances meant to smell like cock and pussy, you could be right.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i cry during cliche sad movies like a walk to remember and the notebook

    and not only use a gentle daily exfoliating cream, but a facial cleanser and an invigorating toner as well

    i win?
    You shouldn't exfoliate daily. It is bad for your skin.

    (So I have a different daily facewash)

    I just have those two and a moisturizer, I don't know much about the other ones.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    Isn't the invigorating in an invigorating toner alcohol? That can't be good.

    its hypoallergenic and non-alcoholic, i think! i dunno, a friend told me i should try it and its been working out pretty well. hate having combination skin, so yeah, it handles that a bit better

    t blaket - apparently its one of those gentle enough for everyday use? i had to double check, but no bad effects so far. the apricot st. ives exfoliant stuff i could not handle too well, so i switched to something else

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm pretty feminine

    not really metro, though

    just a dude with some feminine traits who likes to take care of himself and look nice

    I have a half-eaten bag of Riesens next to me but a dude has to take care of his body and his soul

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    im part gay

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    only 12.5% gay here, from my mother's side

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    We're all just a little gay on the inside.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    hurray

    I guess I'm kind of metro?

    the label is pretty broad though

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you know we now have like three threads on the first page alone to talk about skinny jeans and fitted clothing in

    lovin it

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kosh can I lick you? Vanilla Sugar seems pretty good.

    In fact, everyone get over here to lick Koshian.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I tried those pad thingy on your nose that gets gross stuff out.

    I didn't really notice a difference.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I tried those pad thingy on your nose that gets gross stuff out.

    I didn't really notice a difference.

    Like, the stridex thingies?

    I use them daily and I don't see much difference, though it is kind of shocking to look at it after you're done and see how much dirt and stuff is on you.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    Kosh can I lick you? Vanilla Sugar seems pretty good.

    In fact, everyone get over here to lick Koshian.

    I wouldn't be opposed to this

    Where is this lotion located?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited October 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    you know we now have like three threads on the first page alone to talk about skinny jeans and fitted clothing in

    lovin it
    quiet, zerofill and rob will hear you

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    And my conditioner makes my hair smell vaguely like mint but I don't think it's actual mint in it and it might be menthol so I am afraid of getting it on my wang during shower times.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mika has some good tunes

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'd like lotion that doesn't smell, because my soap smells nice enough. I hate smelling like jasmines and rasberry sorbet all at once, no balance.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    And my conditioner makes my hair smell vaguely like mint but I don't think it's actual mint in it and it might be menthol so I am afraid of getting it on my wang during shower times.

    My conditioner smells so nice. So I sit around sometimes and just smell my hair.

    Also, these are my tasteful wall hangings:

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    And this one doesn't really fit with my room but I figure ought to keep it around until I have, like, a dorm

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dude gon' fall.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am going to share this with this thread.

    http://www.comicsalliance.com/2009/10/05/super-social-networking-comic-book-character-facebook-status-u/

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket that is magical.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    my room is a sty

    but mostly because it doubles as a storage closet at the moment

    when I have my own place it will be so amazing looking guests will fall to their knees in wonder

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I love foggy the best.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    Dude gon' fall.

    Dave Graham is not going to fall :x

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yeah he is.

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