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ITT Manifest reaveals Chick Tracts

GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
VOLUME 2!

What you missed last time:
A bunch of people asked for help, and a bunch of people called everyone in the thread fags.
Then, almost out of the blue, Scarlet St, Lord Butters, And Redeemer (Surprisingly Asian, and surprisingly fashionable for a guy with a deadpool avatar) came to the aid of forumers in need and extended their much needed advice.
Oh and Keith hates clothes, women, and living.

Or, how to look good, so you feel good, and get more ass.

I've basically spent the last two pages of the Satan's thread answering personal grooming questions, and I find that I get hit up for advice over aim at least once a week, so I'm starting a thread where you can ask here, and hopefully others can learn from your questions.

No one wants to look like a fashion victim their whole life. There comes atime in every man's life when learns that those jeans he got in high school just don't look right anymore (if they ever did).

Don't know what kind of shoes to buy for work?
Need a pair of jeans so you can look good at school?
Hair problems?
Skin problems?

I'm here to help you.



Edit:
THE HOLY RULES OF MANIFEST

Rule #1: T-Shirts should actually fit you. (Unless you're going for a more "Mark Ecko" look, in which case they should always be a little big.)
Rule # 2: Stop using gel. Seriously. Nothing makes you look more of a cheap ass than rubbing a handful of LA Looks through your hair every morning.
Rule # 3: Buy more than one pair of shoes. You're going to want an "all-purpose" tennis shoe of some sort (I recommend black as a starter color, because it matches most everything) but don't be afraid to buy something with a little color in it. As you become more advanced you'll find that having a wide array of shoes to choose from can really help tie an outfit together.
Rule # 4: Go buy new jeans right now. And not at Target, or KMart, or any of that shit. Be prepared to drop at least $100 on a good pair of jeans. I recommend going to either a Levis, Lucky, or Diesel store. When in doubt ask a sales chick to help you. They work on commission and they usually wont let you walk out looking like a retard.
Rule # 5: Buy some casual button up shirts that can be worn with jeans. They're relaxed enough for you to feel comfortable, but not so casual that you'll look like a lazy asshole on a date.
Rule #6: No trench coats, fedoras, dusters, bowlers, biker jackets, or wacky vests. Just because you saw it on a dude in a movie, does not mean you're going to look like a bad ass in it too.
Rule #7: No full beards. A goatee is okay (if you can pull it off. And most people? can't. There are of course, rare occasions where someone can make a beard look awesome. But really, it's rare.
Rule #8: Tweeze your god damned eyebrows. There should be a pair of them. If you have one, there's a problem. If you have two, you still need to tweeze between them because you're going to get hair there. Also, tweeze around the edges to make sure they're the same shape. Just remember not to go nuts. You can really fuck yourself up here.
Rule #9: Brush your fucking teeth, twice a day. And maybe buy a whitening kit. Plaque is a major turn off, and it's easily fixed.

MORE RULES TO COME.

If you pay attention, you can one day look as good as this.
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    LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    nope

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited December 2006
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    LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    nada

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    (23:14:37) Mani: Im so high I cant even play wow

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    Pause/BreakPause/Break Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    100 bucks on jeans?
    Screw that, man.

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    Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    man fuck this for real

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    100 bucks on jeans?
    Screw that, man.
    I routinely spend an average of $100 (give or take, you see)

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    LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    back when i was a mod, i would lock threads when everyone in the thread felt it had reached its best point, because we knew that the thread would just degenerate into a pile of shit after that.

    i didn't lock a thread at 100 pages and then make a new thread with the same title.

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    TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Manifest are you TokyoRaver

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Loser wrote:
    back when i was a mod, i would lock threads when everyone in the thread felt it had reached its best point, because we knew that the thread would just degenerate into a pile of shit after that.

    i didn't lock a thread at 100 pages and then make a new thread with the same title.
    That's neat.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I need to get some mink oil for my merril motos.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    If you follow Manifest's advice, one day you too could write bad comics.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    was this mod sanctioned

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    If you follow Manifest's advice, one day you too could write bad comics.
    I like Dropkick and that other one

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ok, can we post those hilairious christisan comics now that the title says it? Can we?

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Loser wrote:
    back when i was a mod, i would lock threads when everyone in the thread felt it had reached its best point, because we knew that the thread would just degenerate into a pile of shit after that.

    i didn't lock a thread at 100 pages and then make a new thread with the same title.

    You had to walk uphill, in the snow, both ways before you could even hit the new topic button.

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    Pause/BreakPause/Break Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    100 bucks on jeans?
    Screw that, man.
    I routinely spend an average of $100 (give or take, you see)

    I'm sure those look really good on you, and they're really nice pants, but I just can't do it. It's like I'm writing a check my nice, stonewashed denim ass can't cash.

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    LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Manifest wrote:
    Loser wrote:
    back when i was a mod, i would lock threads when everyone in the thread felt it had reached its best point, because we knew that the thread would just degenerate into a pile of shit after that.

    i didn't lock a thread at 100 pages and then make a new thread with the same title.

    You had to walk uphill, in the snow, both ways before you could even hit the new topic button.

    15 fucking miles dude

    do you know how far 15 miles is?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Sars_Boy wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    If you follow Manifest's advice, one day you too could write bad comics.
    I like Dropkick and that other one

    I didn't!

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    ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    This is sort of gay now, except in the no really sort of way rather than the haha SE kind of way.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Manifest really all people need to do is stop eating so much crap food, work out a little bit, and live by the rule of if you think anything about you looks stupid in the mirror before you head out in the morning (clothes, hair, patchy goatee, etc.) then it does look stupid so knock it off.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    This should be one of those topics that only gets posted once every three months. You can change your clothes pretty fast, but a complete change in the way you present yourself takes time.

    What I'm saying is that I will get Sam a 360 as well as a Wii if he quits shopping at Threadless.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    oh yeah and most people can't wear t-shirts that fit because then the pooch shows.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Fizban wrote:
    This should be one of those topics that only gets posted once every three months. You can change your clothes pretty fast, but a complete change in the way you present yourself takes time.

    What I'm saying is that I will get Sam a 360 as well as a Wii if he quits shopping at Threadless.

    I already stopped, can I get those?

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    Pause/BreakPause/Break Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Coldbrand wrote:
    This is sort of gay now, except in the no really sort of way rather than the haha SE kind of way.

    Hey.
    Not gay

    Metro.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    i feel like shit tonight and i think you all should too to make me feel better by comparison

    sound fair?

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Fizban wrote:
    This should be one of those topics that only gets posted once every three months. You can change your clothes pretty fast, but a complete change in the way you present yourself takes time.

    What I'm saying is that I will get Sam a 360 as well as a Wii if he quits shopping at Threadless.
    I can do this.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    oh yeah and most people can't wear t-shirts that fit because then the pooch shows.

    The trick is to build a bridge and get over it.
    Baggy, oversized t shirts look a lot worse than a little gut.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    alrihgt manifest after an entire thread of advice

    am i doing it right







































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    Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    just out popped scarlet

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    first annual pop-off?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Well, y'see, TFS, sometimes when a movie is based on a tv show, it's shown on tv, or released direct to video (see also: the Family Guy movie)

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Manifest wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    oh yeah and most people can't wear t-shirts that fit because then the pooch shows.

    The trick is to build a bridge and get over it.
    Baggy, oversized t shirts look a lot worse than a little gut.

    I should have said won't instead of can't.

    I almost ruined my silversun pickups shirt. I ran it through the dryer and it got all small, so I rewashed it and let it air dry and now it is just the right size.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    just out popped scarlet
    I have more collared shirts now bring it on

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    sam im calling you out

    stepping on your territory dogg

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    Pause/BreakPause/Break Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    alrihgt manifest after an entire thread of advice

    am i doing it right

    poppincollas.jpg

    Those are a lot of collars to pop.
    "eva since I can remembuh I been poppin my colla"

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