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ITT Manifest reaveals Chick Tracts

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  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Pesh wrote:
    Is Pikachu alive in those pictures? He seems to move slightly.

    That is a girl Pikachu :evil:

    Keith I am very angry at you right now

    but why

    because that is obviously a boy pikachu

    Her vagina would beg to differ

    I fail to see how the gender of the pokemon would be a more paramount question than IS THAT THING ALIVE?

    Pesh on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    keith is a plushie

    Kovak on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pikachu looks excited.

    Drez on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Oh Keith

    I don't know what to do anymore

    Redeemer on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I actually kinda think keith kinda LOOKS like a koala.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pikachu's one-eyed cyclops is showing itself. It's nearly 2 inch's long and pink. Little bits of electricty fly off it. He squirms wanting to get into Jessies pink pleasure, but she holds herself just out of his reach. Just then she plunges towards pikachu! She impales herself on his lightnin' rod. Pikachu begins to pump as best he could tied down into...

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Raneados on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    That story stopped at JUST the right time if you don't consider all the other times it could have stopped.

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  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Drez wrote:
    Pikachu's one-eyed cyclops is showing itself. It's nearly 2 inch's long and pink. Little bits of electricty fly off it. He squirms wanting to get into Jessies pink pleasure, but she holds herself just out of his reach. Just then she plunges towards pikachu! She impales herself on his lightnin' rod. Pikachu begins to pump as best he could tied down into...

    This didn't give me an erection, but that short story where the Doom marine rapes the female Imp did.

    If laughing at that girl in a wheel chair didn't sign my warrant for Hell, that surely did.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pikachu grounded himself in Ash's most sacred of passages. Relishing in the electric feeling pulsating up and down his rock hard lightning rod.

    Kovak on
  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    ham hammer on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ham hammer wrote:
    PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Pika-splooge!

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    sdasjdhjwe wrote:
    Hello fellow-beast lovers out there,

    I've got a problem. Well, it's not really a problem, but it can feel really frustrating at times, though it's not an unpleasant feeling I'm experiencing... Ever since I saw those fluffy animals called pokèmon on the television, I've been fantasizing about having sex with them. I feel attracted to other, 'real' animals too, for example horses heart.gif and big, musculary dogs. But this feeling of attraction is even stronger when it comes to pokemon! (Especially, the fluffy pikachu can really make my heart beat faster)

    Is there anyone who feels the same? Please respond! and can you give me few hints about dealing with the fact that I'll probably never be able to turn my dreams into reality? I would appreciate that...

    Thanks,
    - A despairing Pokèmonsexual

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Garlic Bread on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Oh man Keith I will never ever get bothered by something you say ever ever again.

    Abracadaniel on
  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    oh god

    ham hammer on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    this is the best ever

    Kovak on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Oh man Keith I will never ever get bothered by something you say ever ever again.

    is it because of my terrific fashion

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Oh man Keith I will never ever get bothered by something you say ever ever again.

    is it because of my terrific fashion

    Nah.

    Abracadaniel on
  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Don't worry. You're not the only one. Frankly, I've been dreaming of having Mewtwo in my bed ever since I furst realized I was gay. *sigh* If only my dream could come true.

    ham hammer on
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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    remember that time i wrote gay rugrats fanfiction

    Carl with a K on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Oh man Keith I will never ever get bothered by something you say ever ever again.

    is it because of my terrific fashion

    Nah.

    it should be

    Garlic Bread on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Drez is going to be jailed/banned for linking to a bestiality forum

    Garlic Bread on
  • Pause/BreakPause/Break Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    remember that time i wrote gay rugrats fanfiction

    I do not recall.
    perhaps you can refresh my memory

    Pause/Break on
    Sunken in the masters chair
    Lord golds face - a blank survey
    Women pleasure men at the wave of a golden hand
    And turn to receive when it waves again
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    sup dudes

    new av

    Kovak on
  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Karl i do indeed remember


    EDIT: FUCK YES KOVAK

    ham hammer on
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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Tommy was frightened, he had never seen a toy like this before. The world was still new and exciting to him, so he was eager to do anything.

    "This", Stu said, "is a penis. You suck it just like a pacifier. Can you do that, Tommy?"

    Tommy was reluctant at first, but gave in after Stu showed him pictures of his friend Chucky doing it. "Well, if Chucky would do it, it must be super fun!" Tommy wrapped his soft lips around his father's erect member.

    Carl with a K on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    "Chucky!"

    His father was calling him, but it was way past his bedtime. Chucky knew what that meant. Ever since the passing of his mother, Chaz had needs that were no longer being fulfilled. He had tried self-pleasure for a few months, but it wasn't cutting it. He had tried to employ the work of hookers, but he was always allergic to the various perfumes they wore. As such, he only had one choice: taking his son's ass cherry.

    Carl with a K on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    brb goin to kill myself

    Carl with a K on
  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I can't really pick favorites, so I can't help you. But, I can make you a bit hot. Last night, I dreamt I was making love to a male Seviper, and OOOOOOH, did he make me hot!

    ham hammer on
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  • Pause/BreakPause/Break Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    "Chucky!"

    His father was calling him, but it was way past his bedtime. Chucky knew what that meant. Ever since the passing of his mother, Chaz had needs that were no longer being fulfilled. He had tried self-pleasure for a few months, but it wasn't cutting it. He had tried to employ the work of hookers, but he was always allergic to the various perfumes they wore. As such, he only had one choice: taking his son's ass cherry.

    Haha, that Chaz is always allergic to something.

    Pause/Break on
    Sunken in the masters chair
    Lord golds face - a blank survey
    Women pleasure men at the wave of a golden hand
    And turn to receive when it waves again
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    Drez is going to be jailed/banned for linking to a bestiality forum

    Removed the link, but...


    Blue Cat wrote:
    You're far from the only one. Boy, what I wouldn't give to be able to kiss and cuddle with a ninetails every night (yeah, I'm one of those geeky romantic types). blush.gif

    Unfortunately, while you can indulge in pokemon fantasies via art and writing (and believe me, there are plenty of artists / writers out there that share your passion), it's not something you can ever expect to experience firsthand. The only thing I could recommend to you would be to do a Google search for "Pokemon sex" or "pokemon hentai" and see what comes up. You'd be surprised how many people with the same unusual attractions are out there.

    Poor pokemonesexual furries :(

    Pikachu is a complete tease, who is just gagging for a hard ride

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Do you think they get to lie around all day screwing pokemon in heaven?

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    hahaha oh my GOD

    Carl with a K on
  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Oh my.

    matthias00 on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    oh fuck yes

    Theme COMPLETE

    Kovak on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    hahah

    Drez on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Holy shit

    Redeemer on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Nothing says romantic like cuddling up to a nine "tailed" whatever the frick it is.

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