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    Fission MailedFission Mailed Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I saw Tia Carrere once.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I enjoy the simpsons and hope it buries you all.

    Too bad it stopped being funny seven years ago.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shorty wrote:
    Apparently Conan was in Seattle earlier today. A buddy of mine saw him at the Seattle Aquarium.

    I'm picturing Conan the Barbarian walking around the Aquarium.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shorty wrote:
    I enjoy the simpsons and hope it buries you all.

    Too bad it stopped being funny seven years ago.

    too bad that argument stopped being relevant to me seven years ago

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    That's okay. All I see are seven year old reruns on teevee.

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    Pause/BreakPause/Break Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Apparently Conan was in Seattle earlier today. A buddy of mine saw him at the Seattle Aquarium.

    I saw Scarlet Johansen down at the Hotel Max once.
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    Jesus Christ, I'm surprised she can breathe.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shorty wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Apparently Conan was in Seattle earlier today. A buddy of mine saw him at the Seattle Aquarium.

    I saw Scarlet Johansen down at the Hotel Max once.

    That's pretty cool. I saw Ryan Stiles at a Mariners game one time.

    I bet Scarlet's ass was nicer.

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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Apparently Conan was in Seattle earlier today. A buddy of mine saw him at the Seattle Aquarium.

    I'm picturing Conan the Barbarian walking around the Aquarium.
    They had Conan the barbarian in Spanish on T.V. on Christmas.
    My family had a fun time watching this. It was slightly ruined since my brother is actually fluent in Spanish, so we couldn't just make up translations.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Apparently Conan was in Seattle earlier today. A buddy of mine saw him at the Seattle Aquarium.

    I saw Scarlet Johansen down at the Hotel Max once.

    That's pretty cool. I saw Ryan Stiles at a Mariners game one time.

    I bet Scarlet's ass was nicer.

    Yeah, but I don't have a Mariner ballcap signed by Scarlet Johansen.

    Well, actually, I don't have a Mariner ballcap signed by Ryan Stiles, either, because some asshat stole it from me. But still.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    True story: my mom was friends with somebody on the production crew of the X-Men movie and invited me to watch them film scenes at Casa Loma

    But I didn't go

    I could've seen Hugh Jackman and everything

    :(

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shorty wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Apparently Conan was in Seattle earlier today. A buddy of mine saw him at the Seattle Aquarium.

    I saw Scarlet Johansen down at the Hotel Max once.

    That's pretty cool. I saw Ryan Stiles at a Mariners game one time.

    I bet Scarlet's ass was nicer.

    Yeah, but I don't have a Mariner ballcap signed by Scarlet Johansen.

    Well, actually, I don't have a Mariner ballcap signed by Ryan Stiles, either, because some asshat stole it from me. But still.

    That is sad. Maybe Jordyn can pull in a favor from Colin and get you another one.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    That's okay. All I see are seven year old reruns on teevee.

    The syndication episodes suck because they cut out most of the good scenes.

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    don't listen to them when they tell you to spend $100 on jeans, that is stupid and dumb


    everything else seems logical however

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    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Redeemer wrote:
    True story: my mom was friends with somebody on the production crew of the X-Men movie and invited me to watch them film scenes at Casa Loma

    But I didn't go

    I could've seen Hugh Jackman and everything

    :(

    yeah but look at it this way

    you didn't get arrested for attempted rape

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    there is really something wrong with scarlet johansen's boobs

    they just don't look like they belong there

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    there is really something wrong with scarlet johansen's boobs

    Yeah, they're not in my mouth.

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    there is really something wrong with scarlet johansen's boobs

    they just don't look like they belong there


    are they exposed in a movie or are you just wildly speculating

    if it's the former i demand a link post haste

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    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Borfase wrote:
    there is really something wrong with scarlet johansen's boobs

    they just don't look like they belong there


    are they exposed in a movie or are you just wildly speculating

    if it's the former i demand a link post haste

    im just basing it off clothed images

    maybe they look more natural without the clothes

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Apparently Conan was in Seattle earlier today. A buddy of mine saw him at the Seattle Aquarium.

    I'm picturing Conan the Barbarian walking around the Aquarium.
    They had Conan the barbarian in Spanish on T.V. on Christmas.
    My family had a fun time watching this. It was slightly ruined since my brother is actually fluent in Spanish, so we couldn't just make up translations.

    You can do that with the so-called English version too.

    It's not like we can understand a fucking thing he says.

    "By Krom! Ah gableah frabble drudah gromble fruck."

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    theres only like 30 lines of dialogue in the entire movie anyway

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Apparently Conan was in Seattle earlier today. A buddy of mine saw him at the Seattle Aquarium.

    I'm picturing Conan the Barbarian walking around the Aquarium.
    They had Conan the barbarian in Spanish on T.V. on Christmas.
    My family had a fun time watching this. It was slightly ruined since my brother is actually fluent in Spanish, so we couldn't just make up translations.

    You can do that with the so-called English version too.

    It's not like we can understand a fucking thing he says.

    "By Krom! Ah gableah frabble drudah gromble fruck."

    This made me laugh.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    there is really something wrong with scarlet johansen's boobs

    Yeah, they're not in my mouth.

    why do i waste my references on you people

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Lardalish wrote:
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Apparently Conan was in Seattle earlier today. A buddy of mine saw him at the Seattle Aquarium.

    I'm picturing Conan the Barbarian walking around the Aquarium.
    They had Conan the barbarian in Spanish on T.V. on Christmas.
    My family had a fun time watching this. It was slightly ruined since my brother is actually fluent in Spanish, so we couldn't just make up translations.

    You can do that with the so-called English version too.

    It's not like we can understand a fucking thing he says.

    "By Krom! Ah gableah frabble drudah gromble fruck."

    This made me laugh.

    It's much better if you say it out loud and with a really bad Austrian accent.

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Lardalish wrote:
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Apparently Conan was in Seattle earlier today. A buddy of mine saw him at the Seattle Aquarium.

    I'm picturing Conan the Barbarian walking around the Aquarium.
    They had Conan the barbarian in Spanish on T.V. on Christmas.
    My family had a fun time watching this. It was slightly ruined since my brother is actually fluent in Spanish, so we couldn't just make up translations.

    You can do that with the so-called English version too.

    It's not like we can understand a fucking thing he says.

    "By Krom! Ah gableah frabble drudah gromble fruck."

    This made me laugh.

    It's much better if you say it out loud and with a really bad Austrian accent.

    Holy shit you're right.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    True story: my mom was friends with somebody on the production crew of the X-Men movie and invited me to watch them film scenes at Casa Loma

    But I didn't go

    I could've seen Hugh Jackman and everything

    :(

    yeah but look at it this way

    you didn't get arrested for attempted rape

    Yet

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    HelloHello Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I put it in um

    put it in um hard

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    bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    i think i am a bit late for this but arrested development is pretty good you know

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Mani you never told me how to fix my hair.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kovak I'ma wreck your shit tomorrow night after work

    Watch and learn.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kovak I'ma wreck your shit tomorrow night after work

    Watch and learn.

    Did I ever post my medieval popped collar pictures? Because that would wreck the lot of you.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    That picture isn't actually Manifest is it?

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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    bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    no

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    okay

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kovak I'ma wreck your shit tomorrow night after work

    Watch and learn.

    oh shiit

    i am readying my retort dogg

    the pop is on

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm sorry, but to me

    Getting dating advice from Manifest

    Is kind of like getting political advice

    From Gary Hart.

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    HelloHello Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I don't know who Gary Hart is

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Hello wrote:
    I don't know who Gary Hart is

    He was running for president back in the 1980's against Reagan and Walter Mondale. He was ahead in the polls until they caught him with a whore. Literally.

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    HelloHello Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    You're like the Dad I've always had

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    bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    so you're saying manifest

    wait no sorry i'm afraid i don't get where this is going

    manifest's fashion tips are equivalent to getting busted with a whore?

    no that can't be right

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    What I'm saying is that he probably was at the top of his game at one point, but look at him now.

    It would be like asking me about weight loss.

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