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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited December 2006
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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shorty wrote:
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Pk, tell me how to double post four minutes apart.

    Because that is pretty amazing.
    I GOTZ MAYUD SKILLZZZZZ

    (Actually, I posted, the phone rang, I took care of a user request, and when I went back, I accidentally hit Refresh and it must have re-submitted or something)

    I AM A MAGICAL MAN!!

    COME TASTE OF MY NIPPLES!

    I did not want a perfectly reasonable excuse!

    See, that's why the actual reason is in parentheses.

    Now you can go back to worshipping my godlike posting powers.

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    miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Question: should I cut my hair yes or no
    YEs.


    And Carve "Miguel" into the back of your head


    Chicks dig it
    ok
    I'm going to call your bluff now

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Question: should I cut my hair yes or no

    shave it

    then polish

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    you can use shoe polish its cool

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    miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    Question: should I cut my hair yes or no

    shave it

    then polish
    I used to shave my head.. Then my boss was like

    "You better grow that back if you want to make it in this company"

    I grew it back... I don't think I'm going anywhere in the company

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    Question: should I cut my hair yes or no

    shave it

    then polish
    I used to shave my head.. Then my boss was like

    "You better grow that back if you want to make it in this company"

    I grew it back... I don't think I'm going anywhere in the company

    shave it all except for a pony tail in the back and a little bit in the front that you gel up into a unicorn horn

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    Question: should I cut my hair yes or no

    shave it

    then polish
    I used to shave my head.. Then my boss was like

    "You better grow that back if you want to make it in this company"

    I grew it back... I don't think I'm going anywhere in the company

    I would have left it shaved and just grinned at him every day to make him feel uneasy.

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I have to go buy new shoes tomorrow. My old ones got ripped when some old lady ran over my feet with her cart.

    On one hand, I hate her for it, but on the other, it is a good excuse for new shoes.

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    miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    Question: should I cut my hair yes or no

    shave it

    then polish
    I used to shave my head.. Then my boss was like

    "You better grow that back if you want to make it in this company"

    I grew it back... I don't think I'm going anywhere in the company

    I would have left it shaved and just grinned at him every day to make him feel uneasy.
    I was young.. And I needed the money.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    oh hooray the complete descendents and afi discographies

    today i am a happy boy

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    miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    oh hooray the complete descendents and afi discographies

    today i am a happy boy
    what is afi's new one called?? something winter

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    you can use shoe polish its cool
    ok brb

    Hold on.

    Hold on I got something.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    oh hooray the complete descendents and afi discographies

    today i am a happy boy
    what is afi's new one called?? something winter

    decemberunderground but i would like to warn you that it fucking sucks

    the last three afi albums have been outrageous gay bullshit

    but most everything before that is some of my favorite music

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    miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    oh hooray the complete descendents and afi discographies

    today i am a happy boy
    what is afi's new one called?? something winter

    decemberunderground but i would like to warn you that it fucking sucks

    the last three afi albums have been outrageous gay bullshit

    but most everything before that is some of my favorite music
    I heard different Knob.

    Are you suggesting my Australian buddies are full of shit?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Jordyn wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    you can use shoe polish its cool
    ok brb

    Hold on.

    Hold on I got something.
    what

    TurtleWax.jpg

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    TMNTDance.jpg

    I'm pretty sure I want to watch TMNT all the time.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    oh hooray the complete descendents and afi discographies

    today i am a happy boy
    what is afi's new one called?? something winter

    decemberunderground but i would like to warn you that it fucking sucks

    the last three afi albums have been outrageous gay bullshit

    but most everything before that is some of my favorite music
    I heard different Knob.

    Are you suggesting my Australian buddies are full of shit?

    yes that is what i am suggesting because oh my god it is gay and horrible

    compare this faggotty bullshit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlxDzXj67qM


    with this earlier track
    http://www.bonertown.net/jkravik/musics/Triple%20Zero.mp3

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    AlwaysAngryGuyAlwaysAngryGuy Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Decemberunderground is fucking terrible.

    I did like Sing the Sorrow though so I don't know about this last 3 albums business, Knob.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    I like summer shudder and Prelude 12/21, but other than that...it sucks
    I gave it to the girl I like because she wanted the cd and I didn't like it

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    Fission MailedFission Mailed Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm attractive.

    Compliment me.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    Let's do the list

    Answer that and Stay Fashionable - rough around the edges but pretty fucking good

    Very Proud of Ya - Amazing album

    Shut Your Mouth and Open Your Eyes - My personal favorite

    Black Sails in the Sunset - Even heavier, but the introspective gothy bullshit starts creeping in around the edges here. Still a great album but you can begin to hear the shift toward fagass bullshit

    The Art of Drowning - Oh god something terrible is happening. Only half of this album is listenable the rest has come down with a terminal case of wanker AIDS

    Sing the Sorrow - OH NO IT IS 90% FRUITY AND WHINY AND GAY

    decemberunderground - oh awesome this one is only half gay. sadly the other half sounds like a generic green day or fallout boy album engineered specifically to churn out top 40 pop hits! COOL!

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm attractive.

    Compliment me.
    Man, I was out at the mall the other day and some cute girl walked over to me all smiling. I totally thought that whatever it is, I was in possession of it.

    Then she whipped out a Book of Mormon and asked me if I'd like to go to her church.

    THat's why I left Utah, damn it.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    Question: should I cut my hair yes or no

    shave it

    then polish
    I used to shave my head.. Then my boss was like

    "You better grow that back if you want to make it in this company"

    I grew it back... I don't think I'm going anywhere in the company

    I would have left it shaved and just grinned at him every day to make him feel uneasy.
    I was young.. And I needed the money.

    That was Traci Lords' excuse too.

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    Fission MailedFission Mailed Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm attractive.

    Compliment me.
    Man, I was out at the mall the other day and some cute girl walked over to me all smiling. I totally thought that whatever it is, I was in possession of it.

    Then she whipped out a Book of Mormon and asked me if I'd like to go to her church.

    THat's why I left Utah, damn it.

    ah.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I should make one of those rules lists but for kids who want to be Glam Rockstars, like me.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm attractive.

    Compliment me.
    Man, I was out at the mall the other day and some cute girl walked over to me all smiling. I totally thought that whatever it is, I was in possession of it.

    Then she whipped out a Book of Mormon and asked me if I'd like to go to her church.

    THat's why I left Utah, damn it.

    I get the same thing, except for some reason it's Hari Krishnas.

    It's like they have this secret plan to get me to join them or something. They pop up all the time, and they always seem to single me out.

    I don't mean to sound paranoid, but it's true. My friends and my wife have seen it happen. The last time, it was at a mall, and the guy was sitting next to one of those big, marble mall fountains. He jumped up and ran over to me like I was his long-lost brother or some shit. Then he goes into his schpiel:

    "Hey, man. How are you?"

    "Uh...fine. Look, do I know you?"

    "No, but I have something for you."

    "It's not a bomb or a gun or drugs or a paternity suit, is it?"

    "No, I have a book that I believe you need."

    "A...A book?"

    "Yes. It will teach you the Path to Peace and Wisdom. It will teach you the nature of Man and Heaven. It will teach you the difference between a man and a goat."

    "You...You're one of the Hari Krishnas!"

    "Yes, and I am here to spread enlightenment and peace to--"

    "GETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME."

    "Okay, no need to become so angry, man. Just calm down. Are you sure you don't want the book?"

    "NO!"

    "No, you aren't sure or no, you don't want the book?"

    "FUCK OFF! AND TELL THE REST OF YOUR PEOPLE TO LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU FUCKERS?"

    "Hey, man. Peace be with you."

    "EAT A BAG OF SHIT."

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    PK that story is both weird and totally hilarious.
    I don't think I've ever seen a Hari Krishna. Where the hell do you live?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    i'd hang with a hare krishna

    they seem like chill dudes



    actually let me look this up because i don't actually know a damn thing about them other than orange sashes and selling flowers and RAMA RAMA

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    i'd hang with a hare krishna

    they seem like chill dudes



    actually let me look this up because i don't actually know a damn thing about them other than orange sashes and selling flowers and RAMA RAMA

    I'd hang with Harry Carry, he's hilarious.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    HILARIOUSLY DEAD

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    HEY NORM

    IF YOU WERE A HOT DOG


    WOULD YOU EAT YOURSELF

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    I KNOW I WOULD


    I'D BE DELICIOUS

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    I KNOW I WOULD

    I'D SLATHER MYSELF IN RELISH AND BROWN MUSTARD

    I'D BE DELICIOUS

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