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Metal you can either accept defeat graciously or you can grasp at straws until you are drowning in straws.
No, you've completely failed to convince me that I'm buying more than one item when I'm buying a pair of pants. You suck at lawyering.
You are a moron. And honest to goodness moron. I didn't even know that they made shortbuses with wifi, let alone trust you fellows to not eat your keyboard.
But then again, it makes more sense if your half of the conversation was made by a voracious mental patient chew, chewing away.
The operative word of this conversation: Pair
There was one of them. You don't have to buy pairs of pants in pairs.
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This isn't even legal type logic.
This is children's type logic.
This is the sort of thing that Count Chocula would teach on Seasame Street.
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My signature drink is a bloody mary. I make the best damn ones you'll ever have.
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I'd love to love real martinis because that's effing badass, but I'm too much of a pussy when it comes to nearly straight liquor The only strong thing I can drink straight (with a water chaser) is Rumplemintz, which tastes like one hell of a york peppermint patty.
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Lexxy you still never said what your signature drink was.
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Oh right.
That sounds disgusting though.
Blech, pomegranate liqueur.
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I have a book for mixing cocktails.
One of the drinks is called "The Bee's Knees" and involves using honey somehow.
I forget.
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Too late.
Knocking it.
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If you want something fruity, try an Alabama slammer. It's Grenadine, SoCo, Amaretto, and some other stuff.
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Meh. I can't remember what shooters I used to get with my friends... I don't like SUPER sweet fruity drinks. I prefer something more balanced most of the time, especially if I'm somewhere nicer and want to enjoy my drink and not at some college bar (like I used to work at) aiming to get smashed.
But if it tastes like kool-aid I'll totally drink it anyway. Pre-made Bacardi Hurricane in a bottle? Fuck yeah blue drank! Drunken Rock Band hoooooooo!
And sometimes, when you throw french fries or potato chips down your friends cleavage during high school lunch, you have to go down to the Dean's office to have a little chat about Sexual Harassment.
Even if your friend didn't care, and also had been doing the same thing to you minutes prior.
Blue drank is going to put me in the hospital some day.
My drink of choice has gradually shifted to whisky sours and gin and sparkling water with a splash of lemonade.
And I've recently discovered this uh... beer stuff? Some of it is pretty okay. There's a beer fest in town tonight that I will be attending, to better broaden my experiences with the substance.
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It is one of the key ingredients in my signature cocktail.
Wh...what all goes into your 'signature cocktail'?
1 part Absolut Pears
1 part Pama (pomegranate liqueur)
A splash or two of Sprite
A splash of sours or lemon juice
Sweet, but not too sweet, crisp, and refereshing!
I need to quit this job and work at a bar again.
There was one of them. You don't have to buy pairs of pants in pairs.
a shot of everything in the house
an extra shot of tequila
fill up the space with ginger ale
... and add a dash of lime, because it is ladylike.
There are no words.
This is children's type logic.
This is the sort of thing that Count Chocula would teach on Seasame Street.
you idiot count chocula is the cereal guy. he's totally different than the count
No, he would subcontract this over to Count Chocula because it is so mindnumbingly obvious that he would object to teaching it to children.
It would be like having a big bird section about breathing or a cookie monster section about blinking
just like Philip Marlowe
I refuse to try and do work tonight because the universe is a giant assball of flaming suck and Open Office is a pile of crud.
I shall watch spooks and drink ... liquor 43, apparently.
edit: I like vodka and gin straight, or on the rocks, and neat whisky.
That sounds disgusting though.
Blech, pomegranate liqueur.
One of the drinks is called "The Bee's Knees" and involves using honey somehow.
I forget.
Sword and coconut optional.
Food for thought.
Knocking it.
I would totally drink this, but only in my flapper outfit.
But if it tastes like kool-aid I'll totally drink it anyway. Pre-made Bacardi Hurricane in a bottle? Fuck yeah blue drank! Drunken Rock Band hoooooooo!
tell us more about this "cleavage" thing
Even if your friend didn't care, and also had been doing the same thing to you minutes prior.
My drink of choice has gradually shifted to whisky sours and gin and sparkling water with a splash of lemonade.
And I've recently discovered this uh... beer stuff? Some of it is pretty okay. There's a beer fest in town tonight that I will be attending, to better broaden my experiences with the substance.
Also hooray 5:00! Time to get the fuck out of here.
I do not believe you.