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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Lexxy wrote: »
    It's awesome for holding cans or bottles of beer when you need both hands to dig around in your purse.

    I do not believe you.

    You dare doubt the mystical powers of cleavage?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Lexxington speaks the truth.

    Also, I had a drink last year called a "Blue Motherfucker", at least that's what the lady in the bar called it (I asked her to suggest something for me, and she asked if I wanted something strong or light, I said either)...

    It was iced and blue and given to me in a large clear plastic cup. After drinking an inch down, I was drunk. It was ridiculous.

    Also, I like the taste of beer and it is my preferred alcoholic beverage, for either with-meal events or gettin'-inebriated events...though some liquor drinks are good too

    Lexxy knows good mixed drinks.

    NightDragon on
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also the EA dudes really liked my environment, and THIS time they said I had the best in the class! And during critique they mostly just talked about what they liked, and for 10 minutes. The art director guy also didn't need to be told whose environment it was, he was like "oh right, I remember this was Jennifer's". And all three dudes said nice things.

    Joyous day!

    TAKE THAT, MY HORRIBLE ART-ESTEEM! HAH

    NightDragon on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Lexxington speaks the truth.

    None of us believe you, though. You'll have to show us proof.

    Metalbourne on
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm sure you can imagine something sufficient.

    NightDragon on
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I like to mix Capri Sun with 7 up. Then I put in some crushed ice.


    I...I'm an adult....WATCH ME FILL OUT THIS 1099!

    PROX on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    I like to mix Capri Sun with 7 up. Then I put in some crushed ice.


    I...I'm an adult....WATCH ME FILL OUT THIS 1099!

    Call it a "sunny up on the rocks" and no one will know the difference.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Lexxington speaks the truth.

    Also, I had a drink last year called a "Blue Motherfucker", at least that's what the lady in the bar called it (I asked her to suggest something for me, and she asked if I wanted something strong or light, I said either)...

    It was iced and blue and given to me in a large clear plastic cup. After drinking an inch down, I was drunk. It was ridiculous.

    Also, I like the taste of beer and it is my preferred alcoholic beverage, for either with-meal events or gettin'-inebriated events...though some liquor drinks are good too

    Lexxy knows good mixed drinks.

    That sounds similar to a drink a bar in town makes called an "Adios, Motherfucker"

    It is 6 different kinds of wonderful and tastes nothing of booze.

    Fugitive on
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    PROX wrote: »
    I like to mix Capri Sun with 7 up. Then I put in some crushed ice.


    I...I'm an adult....WATCH ME FILL OUT THIS 1099!

    Call it a "sunny up on the rocks" and no one will know the difference.

    Ohh that's good. A Sunny-up on the rocks!

    Sometimes I mix in a lot of ice and it gets a bit too cold for my tastes.

    PROX on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    PROX wrote: »
    I like to mix Capri Sun with 7 up. Then I put in some crushed ice.


    I...I'm an adult....WATCH ME FILL OUT THIS 1099!

    Call it a "sunny up on the rocks" and no one will know the difference.

    Ohh that's good. A Sunny-up on the rocks!

    Sometimes I mix in a lot of ice and it gets a bit too cold for my tastes.

    Its all about the presentation :)

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I love cold drinks. I drink things cold year round, and even in the winter, don't have hot beverages very often. Actually, I have hot drinks very very rarely, now that I think about it.

    NightDragon on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    3 and a half hours to go before I head off to class soooo excited hurghhh

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • CharisCharis Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man, I just talked to a friend from high school and she is training to be a pilot. She was telling me about how she has to get to a certain skill to graduate to the next level by a certain date, and all about how she has to schedule extra flying times when weather is bad, or show up even when she knows the weather won't permit flying.

    I'm all like, "Yeah? Well... Sometimes I have to draw a lot of things. Fruit and people and shit. And it gets pretty hard, you know."

    Charis on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Dear Lexxy:

    My phone uses the OBJECTION! sound effect from Pheonix Wright whenever I receive texts.

    I got your message in class after a student finished discussing a court's ruling on one particular case.

    I received looks.
    Worth it.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh wow, i need to customize my phone because I am into things.

    PROX on
  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man I did some kickass drawing today. It was like 'holy shit Ryan kicks so much ass at drawing' day.

    In your faces!

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    can I see can I see

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    today must've been a good day for arts

    NightDragon on
  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yeah we did 20 minute head drawings today and I was happy with all of them. None of them were standout spectacular but they were all solid. So you did some kind of thing EA was happy with? Well good for you!

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How to get Lexxy to put a beer in her cleavage:

    1) Invite Lexxy to a party or bar.

    2) Provide Lexxy with transportation to said party or bar.

    3) Give Lexxy a beer.

    Very simple. You'll probably be disappointed, though, I don't have much of a rack unless I wear a smoosh-up bra, which I generally hate.

    Dear Lexxy:

    My phone uses the OBJECTION! sound effect from Pheonix Wright whenever I receive texts.

    I got your message in class after a student finished discussing a court's ruling on one particular case.

    I received looks.
    Worth it.

    Ahahahaha! I'd feel bad except that's awesome.

    Lexxy on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Psh. I'm not made of beer and transportation.
    Parties don't grow on trees.
    Can't you take a bus or something?

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm not a man who judges

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is awesome, but NSFW

    Tam on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    9-12 inches sure looks smaller in the lumber section of Home Depot.

    Question of the Day: Is the above statement eluding to
    A) Getting masonite board cut into panels to be used for paintings
    B) Getting my wang out and comparing it to the various cuts of white pine on display

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    9-12 inches sure looks smaller in the lumber section of Home Depot.

    Question of the Day: Is the above statement eluding to
    A) Getting masonite board cut into panels to be used for paintings
    B) Getting my wang out and comparing it to the various cuts of white pine on display

    its obviously a trick question because the real answer is both

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hmm.
    I'll go with "Getting your wang cut into panels to be used for paintings"
    Final answer.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Hmm.
    I'll go with "Getting your wang cut into panels to be used for paintings"
    Final answer.

    Sorry, I don't do modern art.

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • CharisCharis Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tam, thank you.

    I'm sick and can't find the motivation to do anything but look at blogs. I just ran out of all the ones I like, and now you have saved me.

    Charis on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yet another way I am like Jesus.

    Tam on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sorry, I don't do modern art.
    My mistake.
    Tam wrote: »
    Yet another way I am like Jesus.
    Whats the other way; you never hook up with the ladies?

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jesus was gettin it on with Mary Magdalene

    also more of the died and rose again thing

    Tam on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Yet another way I am like Jesus.
    Whats the other way; you never hook up with the ladies?

    Mostly his ability to make people want to execute him in painful ways.

    Metalbourne on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Go back to your job search, you useless drunk.

    Tam on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's probably the compassion.
    Yeah, I bet it's that.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That must be it.

    Tam on
  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Meat pies are okay.

    earthwormadam on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Meat pies are delicious, but not good for me at all.

    Tam on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Go back to your job search, you useless drunk.

    See? I feel like nailing your stupid ass to a tree already!

    Metalbourne on
  • Red_ArremerRed_Arremer Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hey you there. Tam. What are you majoring in? I remember it is science.

    Red_Arremer on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hey you there. Tam. What are you majoring in? I remember it is science.

    Biology. Why?

    Tam on
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