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A GAME THAT WILL MAKE RANKENPHILE'S PENIS HARD

Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++


ROOOARRRGGGGHGHHHH FUCKING SHARK IN MIAMI!


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MIAMI SHARRRRK!

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Basically, you are a badass shark swimming through water infested by delicious food and faggots on boats who can't do shit to stop you from making them explode by doing crazy-assed shark belly-flops on them.

Also, YOU CAN EAT FUCKIN HELICOPTERS.

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FUCK YES.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Okay yeah can't say I didn't enjoy that.

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Maaaaaaaaausland, yes.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i too visited newgrounds today

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    that was awesome

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That was fun. I will do it again.

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  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That was great, i love pulling down commercial airliners and getting chains large enough to slow down the game. Wish there was a pause function tho.

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  • animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This was seriously awesome

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    haha i had some fun

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Metzger, what was that castle game you linked where you crush the castles with a cannon-thing?

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I laughed. I cried.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Metzger, what was that castle game you linked where you crush the castles with a cannon-thing?

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/512354

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    good clean fun

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ahahahahahahahah

    This is fucking ridiculous

    fucking stealth bombers are no match for the shaaaaaaaark

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh my god this is increcieble

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  • Count ZeroCount Zero Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    pretty fun shit

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    hahahah FUCK YOU AIRBUS

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well there goes the space shuttle

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hey

    Hey

    Fuck you, buddy

    I'm a shark

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    STEALTH MODE STEALTH MODE

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    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You know what this reminds me of.

    Indian Outlaw.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I love that dinosaur game.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    I love that dinosaur game.

    They and the shark should team up.

    It would be the best buddy cop movie ever.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You know what this reminds me of.

    Indian Outlaw.

    God, this thread is just one fun surprise after another.

    Gotta save that for later, time for bed.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This was fun. Would play it again.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    I love that dinosaur game.

    I have beaten it like six times.

    It does not get old.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    silly bastards.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i can't take down the airplanes

    i'm a terrible shark

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yeah, you have get the timing of the bite down and bite right where the targets are.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I could get the planes pretty easily by just spamming bite

    the trick is jumping in the right place

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    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I got a couple airplanes down

    Its all jumping right

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dyscord wrote: »
    STEALTH MODE STEALTH MODE

    what, did the shark turn his headlights off

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I cleared 1.5 mil and I don't think I'll do much better.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    did any of you guys play jaws unleashed

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    I cleared 1.5 mil and I don't think I'll do much better.

    Same here

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    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    good god i pulled down a Concorde.

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