I bite my thumb at thee, sirrah

Richard M. Nixon

Itt: insults

you dizzy muppet

scarlet st.

daysleeper

Usagi

eat a bag of dicks

MutePrez

Usagi wrote: »

eat a bag of dicks

knobgobbler

Butters

There's a youtube of her on this page.

Burden of Proof

you're really not all that great at Starcraft

Mysst

I used to call other drivers 'cockmasters' but then I realized it's not much of an insult because really, mastering the cock is much more difficult than driving

Mr. Buttons

your mother

(did I do it right?)

CG Faggotry

blagard

redhead

if that was meant to be a shakespeare quote

it's not

Langly

i have an app on my phone that gives random shakespeare insults, called the Angry Bard. it's pretty wonderful

Thou thing of no bowels, thou!

(Troilus and Cressida)

Dead Legend

impudent strumpet

Richard M. Nixon

Computer Generated Faggotry wrote: »

blagard

i think you mean 'blackguard'

t scarlet :arrow:

t redhead it is a shakespeare reference, not a quotation.

edit 2: it is also a disgrace to you if you bear it

Tasteticle

You look worse than the 3 am shift at a Jacksonville Florida Waffle House

Skull Man

YOU ARE A COWARD

CG Faggotry

Richard M. Nixon wrote: »

Computer Generated Faggotry wrote: »

blagard

i think you mean 'blackguard'

t scarlet :arrow:

Truncated

Indie Winter

Burden of Proof

your animated avatar has visible white lines which makes it quite unpleasing to the eye

Tasteticle

I hate you so much that if you try to kill yourself by jumping I hope super man swoops in and saves you and then flies up and drops you from higher

Langly

Mysst wrote: »

I used to call other drivers 'cockmasters' but then I realized it's not much of an insult because really, mastering the cock is much more difficult than driving

one time, my best friend was staying in a friend's dorm room overnight. He woke up way too early, so he started playing Halo multiplayer to pass the time. He was never any good at it, so he starts cursing under his breath, but he can't yell because he doesn't want to wake up his host.

So, finally, someone kills him again with little to no effort and he just can't take it and he grates "Mother Cunt, Master Fuck!" through his teeth.

so now that's my go to in tense situations.

Tasteticle

You aren't even rapeable

Dead Legend

Langly wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

I used to call other drivers 'cockmasters' but then I realized it's not much of an insult because really, mastering the cock is much more difficult than driving

one time, my best friend was staying in a friend's dorm room overnight. He woke up way too early, so he started playing Halo multiplayer to pass the time. He was never any good at it, so he starts cursing under his breath, but he can't yell because he doesn't want to wake up his host.

So, finally, someone kills him again with little to no effort and he just can't take it and he grates "Mother Cunt, Master Fuck!" through his teeth.

so now that's my go to in tense situations.

I like this.

Lost Salient

"If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery go, and quickly too!"

Sperm-burping road whore

The Geek

potato trombone

Mysst

an old standby of mine is 'fuckjar'

Zoolander

Langly wrote: »

i have an app on my phone that gives random shakespeare insults, called the Angry Bard. it's pretty wonderful

Thou thing of no bowels, thou!

(Troilus and Cressida)

woah thats awesome

edit: i mean, thats so gay

moocow

poopyhead

Tasteticle

One insult I came up with against a girl that I am totally ashamed of:

Man look at her teeth. Her patronus should be a tube of Crest toothpaste.

Because I hear it is effective against Sirius Plaque

Caulk Bite 6

A douche too big for the Fifty-Foot Woman.

Butters

Fag

SideAffects

YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!

Usagi

you make me dry

Tasteticle

for some reason I still chuckle when someone yells

"YOU SUCK"

in earnest anger at another person

Burden of Proof

your shyness makes me question your sexual competency

Loathing

Mexican Jewlizard

scarlet st.

i miss kids in the hall

MutePrez

you lie!

ok next

Butters

Ozzie Guillen on Jay Mariotti:

"What a piece of shit he is, fucking fag." "He's a garbage. He's always been a garbage. And he will die a garbage."

Mysst

I am still pretty satisfied with calling someone a retard.

Skull Man

I say faggot and moron

Tasteticle

Mysst wrote: »

I am still pretty satisfied with calling someone a retard.

You can't call a mentally handicapped person a 'retard'.

Retard is the word you call your friends when they are acting retarded.