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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    get thee to a nunnery

    Beat you to that one!

    Someone has already said "stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder," right?

    I always thought "laser-brain" was the real gem of that conversation

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    eat a bag of dicks

    I love louis ck

    that's because you're awesome

    Usagi on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    For the homophobes:

    Cockwholloper

    Dongwrangler

    Dickdancer

    Polevaulter

    Meathandler

    Cockslamming assmaster.

    "a cock sucker of rare ability"

    For the white supremicists:

    Nasdapping fascist cocksuck

    trailerbreed peckerwood

    Afrocentrist

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    bwanie wrote: »
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    Now I want to go to Holland.

    Thanks a lot.

    just take it for a spin where you are now. be a trendsetter.

    Our group of friends kinda do this. It's a game where we basically sock eachother and call out a disease or virus or anything horrible you can contract. And no repeats. And if your mind is blank it is completely acceptable to resort to things like 'pregnancy' or 'libertarian'. The worst kinds.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    In order of tame to severe.

    Dumbass
    Chuckle nuts
    Retard strong
    Fuckface
    Fuck meat (for the ladies)

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    "You've gone too far this time, you camel-mannered, tunic-wetting mollie-coddle!"

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I just thought up "Cock curd" Google tells me I'm roughly the 827th person to think of this.

    Meiz on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    "a cock sucker of rare ability"

    I've always loved this one.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Burden of Proof wrote: »
    you're really not all that great at Starcraft

    lol

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am a big fan of "Mook"

    alternatly "fuck mook"

    #pipe on
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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    I just thought up "Cock curd" Google tells me I'm roughly the 827th person to think of this.

    To be fair, probably half of those are referring the disgusting sexual aspect of consuming such material.

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  • BirdsBirds Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i like "chucklefuck" and "fuckface" personally

    Birds on
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    turdburglar

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    'You look like you're good with computers', is the most devastatingly backhanded insult I have ever encountered. Try it on someone, but say it like a compliment.

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I enjoy calling children fartmongers or fartknockers.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    'You look like you're good with computers', is the most devastatingly backhanded insult I have ever encountered. Try it on someone, but say it like a compliment.

    i know that one

    all too well

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    cockmonger

    dicktickler

    carpetcleaner

    scrotal inspector

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've been using queermobile for a while now. Outside of that just the classic "My God you are a moron."

    Melding on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you look like hey there deliah if it were a person instead of a song

    Swill on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you would be one of those ugly bitch of a cat cats

    not the cute kind

    Swill on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you last about as long as a punk song in bed

    Swill on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you have a bitch mouth

    not even pretty in the least

    Swill on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Worse then Swill at insults.

    Melding on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    Worse then Swill at insults.

    Oh come on

    You ain't no tough guy

    that most badass thing you've ever done is you once hugged a man in reno just to watch him cry

    ultra-sensitive faggot

    Swill on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you fuckmongling dickswaggering broken-down town bicycle.

    edit: also my dad is obsessed with all insults involving the word "ass"

    like he calls me and says "REMIND ME WHAT IS THE PROPER WAY TO USE ASSCLOWN"

    no shit

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Swill, i don't think insults are supposed to make the other person feel better about themselves, you put me on cloud Nine. Which is wonderful because now i don't have to look at you anymore.

    Melding on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh man he totally does

    I remember that one time your dad was yelling about how he was going to rape your asshole

    LOL

    Swill on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    Swill, i don't think insults are supposed to make the other person feel better about themselves, you put me on cloud Nine. Which is wonderful because now i don't have to look at you anymore.

    if you were a musician you would be sammy hagar and tom pettys child

    Swill on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    oh man he totally does

    I remember that one time your dad was yelling about how he was going to rape your asshole

    LOL

    man i wasn't even

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    you have a bitch mouth

    not even pretty in the least

    you ain't much to look at yourself, blow job

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Swill, i don't think insults are supposed to make the other person feel better about themselves, you put me on cloud Nine. Which is wonderful because now i don't have to look at you anymore.

    if you were a musician you would be sammy hagar and tom pettys child

    If you where an actor you would be unemployed.

    Melding on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    if I was an actor I would be like most actors?

    neato

    At least I am not the type of dude who would defend anime on the internet

    Swill on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    They are in fact the worst.

    Melding on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    if you was an actor you could play freddy krueger without makeup

    what

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If you where an actor the only character you could play would be Helen Keller.

    Melding on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    They are in fact the worst.

    I kind of want to hang out with you in real life

    but then I go whoops nevermind

    Swill on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    They are in fact the worst.

    I kind of want to hang out with you in real life

    but then I go whoops nevermind

    Yeah, you might have to outside and shower. All of those years in isolation have not been kind to you.

    Melding on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i'll puke on your dick

    Swill on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'll like it.

    Wait this isn't how it works.

    Melding on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    the first thing you do in the morning is check your myspace

    Swill on
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